G'morning b

G'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

The new contracts drop for black ops 3 today.

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free will is an illusion

tea is more healthy tho.

nice.
you good in that game?

Because I'm on the first day of my vacation and I'm pretty sure my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it too much.

your mom is an illusion

Because i have a date Friday, and my gf will be sad if i did

Pics of your "gf" asshole or bullshit.

smart man. she's a good girlfriend? do anal? swallow ?

Nice.

this.

We've done anal a few times. Not much of a swallower though. Seems kinda fuckin backwards now that I think about it.

Been getting laid. Want to see how long the streak lasts.

Boning a Korean girl.
Have goals.
Have a workout schedule.
Haven't watched all of True Detectives yet.

Just graduated Uni and got a great job at a large company near my hometown.

lol.
hope it works out for you.

well

hopefully you don't watch season 2

ah, but you clearly aren't blind and surely got accustomed with the rules by now...

Gotta do laundry. Don't want the police to think I'm a slob or anything.

Because then I woudent have anything to do tomarow.

That bad?

It's my birthday!

ran out of underwear ?

what you doing today ?

nothing is that bad.

That club in Orlando hasn't reopened yet.

happy bday user.

Going to sign some Naval enlistment papers.

Because for the rest of the day, or until I lay my head down, I get to do whatever the fuck I want.

cool beans.

my daughter.

disgusting.

Because only the weak-willed kill themselves. Get it over with already, you sacks of degenerate filth.

Because I'll have the chance to record my best friend completely nude on 11-15th July.

After recording her and fapping a lot, I would consider kill myself....

Because I'm afraid of reincarnation, don't even give 2 shits about hell

smart. glad of you to think about her.

good reasoning

Lol hell doesnt exist obviously but why say you dont 'give to shits' about it? Yeah you're only going to burn and be tortured for a billion years nbd.

Details?

Honestly? I dont have the guts. Made a half hearted attempt at silting my wrists last year and pussied out.

I got a new job that doesn't suck the soul out of me. Plus they pay me a lot more to do less.

If there is a hell then why the fuck would I want to be with that douchbag Jahveh/Allah in heaven, he's a total asshole. Read the old testament.

So you'd rather have your dick roasted on a spit for all eternity? 3edgy5me