Forgot about the sprain

forgot about the sprain
hope that gets better soon

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more of this

Thanks. Me too. can't ride, can't work out, can't guitar...
I'm so bored. Dicks an butts take my mind off the pain.
a few

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can you at least use your other hand to jack it?
cause if not that really does sound like hell

It's not the same but yeah. tried it last night.
Otherwise I'll get stuff on my keyboard.

who needs hands for fapping?

ungh.... the proportions. got any more friend? Preferably with cum in the picture. I've got an obsession with sucking off a stallion.

whoops. didn't realize you'd posted in this thread.

Smashed my knee up too... Out of commission for a while.
Just don't go mr. hands on us user.

>tfw live in the city and no money so can't buy one of my own for topping and bottoming

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You will die if you do that

naaaah. I know my boundaries. I'd just fool around and jerk it off and maybe suck the tip, and then when I get bored, I'll get friendly enough to stick it in from behind. win win.

oh..
well, fuck.
hope you can rest so it mends quickly, and in the meantime maybe receive a "helping hand"

this has never worked out for me irl, sand really does get everywhere

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Maybe if I meet anyone cute in the meantime. because believe me, no hands would have been an option.
Just get a bd chance. you don't even gotta feed it.

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that's gay
which hand
and is it your main hand?

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b-but I still live with my family. I don't have to pay rent if I live there.

Once I got internet as a kid it quickly became my left one, which is out of sorts presently.
Right hand is for mouse and typing.

Just imagine if your mother caught you blowing the family horse...

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the thing is we live in the city. it wouldn't be a "family" horse, it'd be a horse that i'd be struggling to upkeep. there's a slew of problems.

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Hi

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I feel you I'm left handed personallyyo

Hello there.

How's it goin

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chillin before the nintendo conference
hbu?

I'm all kinds of banged up, but in a good mood.

also no qt bf to constantly fool around with in various ways. life truly is suffering.

Nintendo conference? what is that?
I know that feeling too well

Bout to head to bed. Listening to music, being a faggot.

Bad/Good to hear

the e3 conferences that have been going on the past few days
nintendo might announce something

I'll be all knit up before I know it.

ohhhhh...

Zelda 7.2v6

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I banged my ankle up and that alone is killing me. i feel you.

What happened?

Went out with some friends to a riverbed and got my foot caught in between some rocks and then tripped like a dingus.

doofer.

owww...

Coulda been worse.

yes pretty hyped

bump

No fun. I'm trying to keep it propped up with ice on it, which means I can't go out today.
Definitely. At least it wasn't my head, right? No cell signal out there so it wouldn't have gone well if anyone had ACTUALLY gotten hurt.

I didn't even know that was happening.
You sprained up too? Or just a good twist?

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Someone help me with this please. Looking for a old hard blush comic where a guy is in his room a n d his roommate comes in and starts getting fucked and the guy starts watching and masturbating. Been looking for 40 minutes and can't find it.

Twisted, with some bruises on the sides of my ankles. Nothing terrible. I just don't want to get out and walk all over it today.

Yeah, would only make it worse.
Sprained my wrist but I use my hands for my job, a lot. I had to call out.

I've got a siterip of HB on my computer. Want me to upload it somewhere for ya?

yeah it starts in 5 mins go to the front of twitch.tv

oh, shit, I remember that one, one of the characters was named cayden, and the comic is part of a series..I'll have to look through my folders to see if I might have it..

>hands
>job
Man I sure wish I had someone with some hands to get the job done for me. My hands aren't impaired, I'm just lazy.

I don't have it. I think it's called getting used to room mates or something...
Shit man, me too... But it's not because I'm lazy.

Palms sweaty, knees weak, beat Takeshi
Japanese spaghetti
BLAOW

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If you can find it then hell yea

I say ditch the hands entirely and move on to the mouth. Sounds a lot more fun.

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Would that I could but my bf lives so far away... He'd take care of me for sure, in every sense.

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>tfw no bf

feels

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I also need some help looking for a comic. This one is where two guys are moving out and his friend comes in and sees his friend wearing a dress and they fuck.

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99% sure I have that one. I'm uploading a siterip as we speak.

don't think I can help you there
if you want take your pick from these

Such a gentleman.

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What the fuck is a scrobble

no idea

You guys should scrobble to Chris Mackey. I scrobbled to him last night.

Somebody call a scrobbler

I must need a good scrobbling

how do i scrobble?

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Sign up to Last.fm today to start scrobbling!

You know you want to scrobble.

scrobble my butt please

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I want you to scrobble me.