Could someone tell me why the fuck my cum is like this...

Could someone tell me why the fuck my cum is like this? I would go to a hospital but I'm neet so I can't afford health insurance.

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probably aids or some other std

dont worry just enjoy what little time you have left

should not have fucked that orange

If youre serious, it probably is a bacterial infection.

Your dick has a cold, shoot airborne up ur dickhole

when i jacked off today i discovered a small amount of blood in my jizz.

It's piss mixed with your cum.
Could be caused by multiple things.
Some mild, other serious.

semen mixed with urine or some type of infection,

Possibly testicular cancer. Feels your balls for lumps.

Wew lad that doesn't look good at all

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doesn't look real, looks like honey.
If serious

It's caramel

Have you eaten Deworming pills? they turn your cum into green slime.

could be urine, blood, both
or a recent change in diet
the latter happened to me once

Looks like a prostatitis, based on chlamydia, possibly gonorrea to me. Give some more background info if you want proper medical advice...

Looks like syrup, have you been in contact with Canadians lately?

Stop eating so much Caramel

1. YOU JERK OFF TOO MUCH AND INFLAMMED YOUR PROSTATE
2. THAT IS BLOOD MIXED WITH SEMEN WHICH GIVES IT THAT COLOR
3. YOU WILL GET PROSTATE CANCER SINCE AT YOUR YOUNG AGE YOU HAVE NON BACTERIAL PROSTATITIS

CONGRATS, YOU HAVE THE PROSTATE OF A 60 YEAR OLD. KEEP FAPPING LOSER.

trips dont lie

Penor Cancer. Grade 4, terminal.
Source: I have sucked a fair share of dicks with penal cancer.

its the ronald mcdonald sickness dude. You're fucked. He will come everynight from now on and fuck you with his burger nipples.

capslock for truth

holy shit can this really happen or it's just trollin?

Would you rather die of something that's possibly curable, or be out $500?

Go get treated dude.

Couldn't this shit be caused by too much sex as well? just asking hypothetically

prostate infection most likely

>penor cancer

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He's just trollin.

Though, the brown color is caused by bleeding in the prostate, so he's right about that.

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we know, hence why 99% of the posts here are trolling

this is what virgins actually thinks

You have an infected testicle. Go to hospital or you'll lose it

No insurance? I thought the ACA fixed that?

100% SERIOUS BROTHER.

THE HOMO FAGS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE YOU CAN EJACULATE AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF TIMES IN YOUR LIFE, TRUTH IS THE PROSTATE IS DESIGNED TO HANDLE EJACULATION FOR CHILD REARING ONLY. THAT MEANS 1-4X A WEEK. MOST OF YOU LOSERS JERK OFF 30-1000+ TIMES A WEEK. I SEE YOU 20 SOMETHINGS COME INTO MY PRACTICE WITH PROSTATES OF OLD MEN BECAUSE YOU JERK OFF TOO MUCH. GIVE IT A BREAK.MIGHT BE TOO LATE THOUGH,

You can't afford a couple of consults with an MD and some minor labwork? Dude, this probably isn't serious but it may not go away on its own, why take chances? If it means eating ramen for the next couple of months you should get that looked at...

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HOW MUCH SEX DOES EVEN THE BIGGEST STUD GET A WEEK? 100? 50? 20?

MORE LIKELY 10.

YOU PUNKS JERK OFF 10X A DAY BEFORE LUNCH TIME.

Dumbass, NOT jerking off is bad for your prostate.

I AM A UROLOGIST YOU DUMB FUCK.

well, i tried to help because one day i was happily masturbating and then green semen came out of my dick
>hello darkness my old friend.
But weren't aids it was only the deworming pills.

This could be an infection. Propably pus coming out with sperm. Maybe even old blood mixed with sperm. You should seriously visit a doc or forget about getting children

It looks like piss got mixed with your cum, are you rock hard when you ejaculate?

What I'M wondering is...why your dick hole is facing you...

NOPE, THIS IS WHAT A UROLOGIST KNOWS YOU KISSLESS VIRGIN.

ONLY IN YOUR FAT FUCK DREAMS DO GUYS HAVE SEX 10X A DAY , EVERY DAY. PROSTATE IS MADE TO EJACULATE MAX 10X PER WEEK, NOT 10X PER HOUR.

I fuck about 4 times a day, so about 30ish give or take a week. And it's not like I cum every time. Your point holds

Brownish semen can occur due to infections especially in the prostrate, and also due to bleeding in the prostrate. It is due to a tear in one of the fragile veins of the prostate. The prostate is the organ that produces the majority of the seminal fluid in response to sexual stimulation. When the prostate contracts at the time of ejaculation, a vein may tear and blood mixes with the semen (hematospermia). Red blood indicates new and dark (brownish) discoloration indicates previous bleeding.

THE PROSTATE IS DESIGNED TO HANDLE EJACULATION FOR CHILD REARING ONLY
>3-1000 times a week
>YOU 20 SOMETHINGS
>caps
yeah, this is supreme bait.

Woah ponyfags are fucking disgusting, at least weaboos that cum on there toys wash em off after but wtf is this nasty shit

don't freak out. cum tomorrow and if you still cum like that go see an urologist

Dangerous for health?

ONE STUDY DONE BY HOMOSEXUALS. ONE FUCKING STUDY YOU DUMB FUCK. 99% OF UROLOGIST DON'T SUGGEST MASTURBATION MORE THAN 2-4X PER WEEK AND THAT'S FOR KISSLESS VIRGINS LIKE YOU. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE THEY .....UUUHHHHLIKE HAVE SEX.

Thats either an infection or you have been having way to much anal sex.

You're an unemployed basement dwelling retard. Just be quiet.

I think that's ball cancer

SURE YOU DO FAT FUCK.

IT'S HILARIOUS WHEN WIVES COME IN WITH THEIR HUSBANDS AND I HEAR THE TRUTH OF THEIR LIMP DICKS.

>PROSTATE IS MADE TO EJACULATE MAX 10X PER WEEK
But you stated here that the prostate only could handle 1-4 times a week.

You're just playing with numbers user, you're a faggot like everyone else here

nope it's just a side effect because it inhibits an enzyme or some shit like that and then your urine gets really yellow and your semen green.

But that's why you cum less and less you retard. most I jerked off was 6 times in one day and like little drops cum out after 3 times

More importantly, why is the head of your cock deformed into the shape of a butt?!

I WOULD SUGGEST 1-4X A WEEK.

ANYWAYS GET READY FOR AVODART AND FLOMAX YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS.

I USED TO GIVE THAT TO 60+ YEAR OLDS, NOW? I PRESCRIBE IT TO 20 SOMETHINGS. MAKES ME LAUGH.

Ummmm, no, you're just being stupid. Got any links to support your idiotic theories? No? Thought so.

i love caramel

Cool gonna try that out. Be a fun chafe of pace. Surprise! Hulk cum.

Seriously

This or high bilirubin levels. Your liver may be damaged or you just have blood infection. You need some glucose and IV with arginine.

>wtf is this nasty shit
it's a jar filled with cum and a pony inside it. the goal for this user is to fill it up all the way.

max kek

BIOLOGY YOU DUMB FUCK.

NO MATTER HOW SEMEN COMES OUT YOUR PROSTATE HAS TO DO THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORK TO,,YOU KNOW...GET IT OUT. OPEN UP A TEXT BOOK YOU FAT FUCK.

EVERY TIME YOU EJACULATE YOU INCREASE DHT LEVELS WHICH IS DISASTROUS TO THE PROSTATE.

ENJOY YOUR PROSTATE CANCER AT 40 FAT FUCK.

Arginine? How would that help in any way for this??

>/thread

Cleans toxins.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitazoxanide

DON'T BE SCARED KISS LESS FAT FUCK. YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU WERE ABLE TO SHUT YOURSELF N MOMMY'S BASEMENT AND JERK OFF OVER PORN WE ACTUALLY HAD TO ..YOU KNOW...GO OUT A GET SEX.

That's fucking ridiculous, middle aged fag here and can still easily handle 10x if I've got a free day... Been jerking something like 3-6 times a day for a good 2 decades...

Depends on how old you are - if you're over 50, get checked for prostate cancer.
If you're younger than that, it's possibly a burst vessel and what you're seeing is old blood - had it been fresh and pink, you should worry.
This is harmless, if strange to see and may last to up to half a year - if in doubt, if in pain, DO see a doctor.

FOR NOW FAT FUCK. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. SOME GUYS HANDLE IT,OTHERS CAN NOT.

BUT MY GUESS IS YOU'LL BE PISSING BLOOD IN A FEW YEARS. SOME GUYS GET NAILED IN THEIR 30'S BUT SOME GO AROUND MID 40'S. BUT EVERY ONE PAYS THE PIPER EVENTUALLY.

>inflamation leads to cancer
fuck off WebMD.

This number 1. Is complete bs

Fuck off newfag

You don't need insurance you faggot. Just go to ER, they'll take it from there.

Stop using caps you child

STFU YOU DUMB FUCK.

OP IS A KID UNDER 30 WHO JERKS OFF 5+ TIMES A DAY. GUARANTEED. HIS PROSTATE IS FRAGILE AND HE'S FUCKED UP.

YOU BETTER START A NO FAP PROGRAM ASAP.

You clearly know nothing - and you're stupid about it. The more you cum, the less likely you are to get prostate cancer - for fucks sake Sup Forums, google is your friend.

this shit is not hard

Are you caramel filled OP?

I'm not even fat but...ok.
And if you're a urologist why are you acting like TEH BIEGEST MATSER TROLL typing in all caps and shit. That's really childish

Just stop, you're being an embarrassment to the human race.

kek

jaundice?

Why would having sex do less damage to your prostate than masturbating?

Exactly.

>GO OUT A GET SEX

wut

REALLY? YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE 2 STUDIES YOUR FAT FUCK DUMB BRAIN IS TRYING TO CITE ARE FLAWED AND TAKEN AS A JOKE?

THE GUY RUNNING IT IS A HUGE PEDOPHILE (CONVICTED) YOU DUMB FUCK:

Leitzmann MF, Platz EA, Stampfer MJ, et al. Ejaculation Frequency and Subsequent Risk of Prostate Cancer. Journal of the American Medical Association 2004;291:1578–86. PMID: 15069045.

Oh my bad. THEY'RE fucking disgusting with the shit they do with THEIR toys. So do I get an A+ Mr. user?

It's a bacterial infection go get it looked at before it falls off :( sadly it can happen get and infection and loose the tip

That's funny because I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go, kid.

BECAUSE MOST MEN CAN'T HAVE SEX 100X A DAY YOU DUMB FUCK.

MASTURBATION IS EASY AND FOR YOU FAT FUCK SHUT INS IT BECOMES THE NORM.

you're an asshole

OP just wants advice, why be a dick about it?