Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Kek "muh rules"
(88cent megumeme)
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(catdra)
rerolling
Miho claimed
EXCUSE ME!? This is a suvenioer from a random fat black kid who ate almost half of my beef jerky bag then tried stealing it when I wasn't looking as a apology gift. My preferred soda is dr.pepper
How much do you think male strippers make?
>557744
For real? There's something new to try
>is it one-a spicy Mac n cheese?
Really? Fastest soda to go flat on me is the fanta drinks
Wrong person m8 lol
Woah, hey guys.
Akiko claimed
i just feel like giving up because i have ahuge need for a gf like way stronger then usual its unfortunately for dominating women i know physically that women are weaker MOST of the time but refuse to except the facts because it hurts to much so anyone who express the this fact i lash out at anger is my defense mechanism a bad one but it works at the time i just want a women who will care for me like a mother cares for thier son just like esdeath protective and strong
Uraraka Ochako claimed
Check'd
>stealth borks from behind
>maid bork
>cheap 2$ whore bork
>smug bork
>albino tomoko bork
>akiko bork
>welcome bork
Checked
>I read that in the voice, fuck
Ya, I dunno why. Most sodas are fine, but if it's Dr. Pepper, it's flat after 5 minutes tops every time.
Why didn't you just come join me in mine~?
Ugh, you reminded me I need to go and swap the clutch cable out on the lawn mowers today. Or at least soon.
>Might also want to lube up my bikes clutch line so it doesn't snap on me on the freeway
I need more coffee!
For the taste alone!
I will bork you back.
I borked.
Could you do it with a qt boy? Like not sexually, but let someone care for ya.
Yo
Don't go into maximum borkdrive on me D:
>yes
I have no idea, I'll know once my payday arrives~
But really, I don't make money that way kek
Ah well, glad to be of some kind of help
>dom
>mother-like
H...how was your childhood?
Thanks Bork
My time is up. I'll catch you folk later on today. It's been a blast
Trips confirm dr. Pepper is superior to black kid grape juice. Wow he don't mess around stereotypes
How do I learn to bork? I've been trying to bork using internet tutorials but it's hard borking without proper guidance
>choosing coffee over tea
pleb
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>sick bork
>monkey shit coffee bork
>do it faggot bork
>borked bork
>drink flavorer bork
>bork
Maybe I need it to remember adding the damned image!
Nice Esdeath pasta you got there
>rango
I would in a heartbeat, you could also join me in the shower~
AY WHAT IT DO CUZ
>bork
Mizore is a cute
:^)
>copypasta bork
>mizore a cute bork
>Karen bork
>double bork
The bold roast versus the sweet leaf, both have their positives
Borker please
Bustin nuts and slammin butts
I wanted it to be lazy day after yesterday!
[Groans internally]
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Would we be getting clean? Or dirty~?
Even bork agrees Mizore a cute!
Ohayo!
thanks for the bork
no still only worth 88 cents
ohayo
it does
Thanks
Thanks Bork. How are you?
Thanks
>hehe~
Weird. My Dr. Pepper lasts a good hour before that happens. Maybe dr. Pepper doesn't like you? :p
Go have your fun
Hola
Isn't that every night?~
No I don't lol
This faggot again.
Once you actually get an understanding for what is being asked when it's happening it's not as bad as the feeling you have at the time of things being where they are now just trust me when I say that it's always the way to go when in a situation being similar to a time when things are better to do for all the will be just don't forget to rationalize and meticulously plan every action coming after the things that will be.
I'll Bork ya cheeki cunt
It do anal
>shinoa
It do cuh.
>claiming yume
Well sucks to be you...
I feel ya
Hey its Uravity
ho fiddle dee dee
Very...very...
>Clean.
>Uncute bork
I am not!
>Mizore
QOTT: whats your favorite cereal brand?
Honey Oats Bunches
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I don't eat cereals that often
I would take the ones with most choco
Honey
this needs to stop
no bully the esdeath
Ay man how it bork
As it should be socks
as it should be
Doing anything?
My favourite femboi
How's it going bruv
you know sachii
you're not like everyone else here
most people don't think it be like it is
but it do
but it do, sachii
Aw sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet this nigga gets it
Nice job famalam
Was fish on today?
It's a pasta taken from esdeath
Akiko a heartless shit
we don't have cereal here
Hello! How are you?
Being a pirate is alright with me
I don't think I have one
Maple brown sugar Life nig
>double double bork
You can still make it a lazy day and do it another time~
Goddammit..
I wouldn't know, I'm not an expert on the matter
You seem to know your stuff~
You sure are!
kellogg's vector
Cheerios.
Dibs on Mei
Chara, can you please do something for me?
>even borker
>anal bork
>leg bork
>Hunny Bunches of Borks
>bork the cat bork it stat
I guess so. So I'll stick with my grape till then.
>I'ma take a picture of my mini fridge next time I restock
My fun?
Ehhhhhh?
>Still such a cute~
Gotta be between Reese Puffs and Honey Nut Cheerios.
Decent enough, how bout you?
I could, I could... but now I wanna work on engines. Why did you tempt me?!
This fucking faggot again
>Akiko a heartless shit
Oops, busted
Well meme'd friend
And this faggot as well
Brand cereal? Man I don't have money for expensive cereal. I get those 2 kg sugared flake boxes
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
God tier claim
I put Mio onto Morpheus' body from the Matrix. Hopefully this came out better than it looks on photoshop.
Nestlé, you don't even know what you're missing on.
Frosted Flakes.
>mrw still no winston of my waifu
>2016
>still no Mother 3
NITENDO I DONT GIVE ASHIT ABOUT THIS NEW ZELDA I WANT MOTHER 3
Looks good fam
Looks really good actually
Gonna go shower guys
Rookie, Raisan Bran!
Jack all sadly, a very boring day all around, K.
Holy shit, it looks like the Goombas from the Super Mario Brothers movie.
Cory is claimed
Honey comb cereal!
Lucky charms!
Pops!
>I don't eat ceral but I should, shits good.
No I'm not!
>Checked.
I am not cute! But if you say it...it's ok.
Honey nut clusters
No way in hell that was Zelda...
I mean it was... but it's too damn good to be Zelda?
What is this.. this is awesome
>trips
I didn't mean to! I'm sorry..
See ya headtowel
You are~
Why deny it?
Chara anoon where are youu
Hilarious and original
Thanks Karen
It does look a little odd, but that's the easiest picture of Morpheus I could edit.
Oh here you are, can I request something for you?
Can you record yourself on vocalo saying "user I love you"
Please please please
I really wanna hear your voice
>Reese's Borks
>god tier bork
>what if i borked you...
>Anti-Bork device
>eyebrow bork
>raisin bork fail cereal, Reese's Borks 10/10
>Honey Bork Clusters
I'm fine. Need to fix up my circadian cycle though. You?
Beats me. A nigga can make like 600 a night off of tips
Maybe before I posted yeah bu5 dorm worry m8. I got you two~
>
Dat ghetto drank. Throw some ice, jolly ranchers in a Styrofoam cup and call it lean: the good kid version
>do it!
Hehe~
>
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Peace for now my dudes
What a fag
Bust a nut nigga
I need to fix that to "canon" not "cannon"
You mad cunt?
wha?
Yes!
oh look its this faggot who likes inferior fruits
you do desu?
No way.
You're scaring me with your behaviour Also yo shinoa, how are you?
Gibe a Mugi pout pls
Mizroe, you are like, super cute. Why must you deny the truth?
Eh, it's fine. Odds are I'd feel like I wasted the day away if I didn't get the mopeds battery charging at the least.
That "Hehe~" worries me greatly...
Later Smuggles!
O shit waddup
What's that? I'm good, I just used photoshop for something more useful for once. I'm about to play some Overwatch as well.
I slaughtered that. Here's the fixed
Maybe before I posted yeah but don't worry m8. I got you two~
Oh right, I forgot you existed
I was a bit busy with my own exams, give me 20 minutes
Looks good, decent shop. I should say but the head is somewhat out of proportion. A bit too small compared to the body
>appreciative bork
I only get annoyed and confused, but never mad
Your presence doesn't help either
Make a better version of this
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Akkiko so cute
Jesus
See ya later lil' smug!
>so close
I see.. Welp hope you get tons of stuff done~
I'm not cute at all!
>One off!
Because I'm really plain, nothing to look at. I blend in really well. So I can't be cute!
Thank
>I'm about to play some Overwatch as well.
You're never safe from me
I will join the enemy team and destroy you every chance I get
Even when I'm not in there, you know I am watching you, judging you. Your every move will pass under my gaze
Your peaceful days of solo queue are over
Come on, I really want to hear your cute voice
Are you awake?
>farewell bork
>feet bork
>photobork
>appreciative to your appreciative bork
>mizore a cute
>Overbork
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What is this?
I claim kyouko as well.
fuck you faggot
weeb trash
Must be pasta. Did he kill anybody? I hope he killed his family.
How can you drink Dr. P? I get chills when my sugar intake is that high.
It is indeed! I usually say Uraraka Ochako, but perhaps I'll start claiming Uravity. And you are Yume!
Special K...cereal is kibble...and it's terrible.
Yeah, two days ago, right? Did he kill his family?
Will do!
But you are cute! The pinnacle of cuteness!
A photo of me smoking a cigar. Your welcome.
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@689563132
uh.... no, not gonna happen
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meme