Give me a line, and I'll read it for you

Give me a line, and I'll read it for you.

Here's a sample of my voice:
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My name is Aliens218 and I'm a huge faggot, ask me about it.

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>Ah yea. Give it to me. Give me your cum, daddy. Please.
>gotta go fast
>don't talk to me or my (wife's) son ever again

It's an emergency. I need to be pissed on.

Cardiovascular and musculature

Read this shit out, you fuck.

>God damn, can you please shove your cock that is as hard as diamonds into my gaping asshole, mommy?

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tbh i want cummies inside of my ass cause felt godo ;D

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Boba Fett is like the scariest she-demon I've ever seen, I fear for my life when I'm around her.

boba fett is a guy tho

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cockodilians with big willies

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"We'll bang, ok?"

Allahu akbar my fellow Muslim brothers around the world. Allah is pleased with your work in Orlando but more is needed in our jihad against the infidels. I urge you to go out and kill as many infidels as possible in the name of Allah. He will reward you greatly! Allahu akbar!

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can you say: Medieval esports is the best and will always dominate in furture matches!

IT'S A JOKE, FBI. DON'T ARREST ME. IT'S A JOKE.
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Can you say : Only 10 more jumps Cody , only 10 more Jumps!

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make a velociraptor noise.
something like SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP I love your voice

Say:

"This, of course, is all very poetic. What's poetic? I don't know. Do you? You're getting carried away by how philosophical and meaningful this song just became. I think i should recommend this song to a friend, and or my family."

And then i'll feature you into my new song

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Sorry, that'll fuck my voice up. I'll do something less harsh though.

say: "Swiggity swooty. IM COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY" btw, I would marry you for your voice.

Keemstar needs to be shot down.

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Thanks, bud!

Say. Hey what's up guys, it's big b stats here.

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Can you say: Friendship Drive charging

You're a little slut you know that? A dirty little slut.

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>i need you to fuck my fuzzy tailhole, then drown me in your golden showers afterwards. Meow!

Thanks man!

that sounds sick. nice job

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Say: Can you give me a lighter? I was born next to captain Iglu i never freeze

sweet, thanks. You're getting eternalized mate, when "i am imago" becomes world famous you'll know you were in one of my songs

>i need you to fuck my fuzzy tailhole, then drown me in your golden showers. Meow!
Leave out the afterwards, sounds weird. Thx again!

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Sup bitches. It's Chad Warden.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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We're gonna nine eleven this bitch unless Morty gets better math grades!

Glad ya like it!

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;)

Pure sex! Awesome, thx!

"Bitch, you got a text message."
Your voice shall be my text tone.
Voice = 10/10 would bang

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Too long

Say: whats going on guys gross gore here

ty so much

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"I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll think you're going crazy... I'll play with your tits until you scream from pleasure..."

HA HA HA. Great post! Well meme'd, LAD.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Thanks for the kind words!

;)

yerr a cuck harry

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Make America Great Again!

Hey there, what's up? (pause) Nah, I'm just kiddin', I've been arrested and can't come to my phone. I'm being held at county, please bring bail!

awesome man, youre a god

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Checked mang

Hey, I know! I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!”

Kui Arno isaga kooli jõudis, olid tunnid juba alanud.

Thank you!

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Geebus Crisco! Five of 'em!

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Say "Porco dio"

Please say "Matthew your a huge faggot, hahaha"

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"You're a big guy."

"I have to tell you something... (pause + sigh) I... I love you."

...

My pleasure

"We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news!"

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You are a man of golden value, I salute you and thank you for this kind gift.

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;)

Oh god, haven't laughed like that for a while.
>wew

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him legend

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Yano is a transsexual girl

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