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christmas spliffs edition

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shan't be posting in the leaf's thread

cara.

Titchmarsh

WE CANNOT HAVE THREE NEWS UP

JANNY WILL TOSS HIS POT

these joints look like what people who don't smoke weed think a joint looks like

leafs BTFO

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might post in this thread tbqh

let's go back, back to the days of snapback caps
before steve jobs was the real big mac
go mac d's and spend two pound
get filled up and you'll get change back

I am a pussy cos you are what you eat

racist

>rolling machine
noice
>might
haha

JF got absolutely rekt just now

An early Christmas present from the Sup Forums staff

garlic... and bread?!

>nostalgia about how things used to cost less than they do now because of inflation
runtish

Put a tenner down on for it to snow in Dublin on Christmas day

Weather forecasters be damned I'm going to be rich

i'm old school like 7 inch vinyl

Cannot even begin to comprehend how tasteless you'd have to be to describe War Dogs as a brilliant film. Really taken-aback.

brilliant

Business idea: make food that is healthy but tastes great and then sell it at a reasonable price to people who are hungry

sprinkles... on bread?!

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bob's burgers is a solid tv show

kill all rolling machines

fuck off bela tarr

need a decent tv show to watch

>mum just stormed doenstairs because apparantly the smell of me having two slices of toast two floors below woke her up
>Says nobody can have 'hot food' after she's gone to bed at 9pm

Can't be fucked with this and her arguing with my sister all the time wish I'd stayed at home for Christmas this year instead of visiting

Sundaykino.

homes under the hammer

Big fan of these kinds of images. Post more that fit this template.

business idea: hide article 50 from teresa may and leave a trail of clues to help her find it, but not in time to meet her deadline

good post x

OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOH OOH OOH *scratches armpit*

OOH
OOH OOH OOH OOOOH OOH OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!

WILL be investing in your ideas

sounds like a cunt lol

Jack Taylor

foy

antiques roadshow is a bit wild nowadays

your mum is a cunt mate

might do loads of drugs and then kill myself lmao

drugs are great lads

is she doing a line?

>northerners
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Peaky blinders
The thick of it

Which ones?

yeah, auction after party is banging mate

how does one use a rolling machine
just cannot make sense of it where does the paper go? Where do you put the weed and the baccy?

most of them

do rolling machines lick the paper for you

FOB

yes

it's all mad

News at Ten

>Where do you put the weed and the baccy?
>and the baccy
>baccy

remember when benzos were legal

mental health has significantly deteriorated since i moved out and started living on my own

>rolling pures
FOY

alri reece

>all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave with you like 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and I fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then two went in my mouth!

yeah and now people have to buy them off the dark web so they turn to shit like xanax from random criminals and don't pay VAT to legitimate companies anymore

imagining the parents planning my funeral

she wants a man from brum

which one of you was this

mental health has significantly deteriorated since the world decided that whenever you're feeling down for longer than a week then you have depression and need to be on meds

lads reckon abortion might be acceptable if it's very early on toobh

alri Aisha

she wants a christmas present from selfridges birmingham

What was meant by this

youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98

tune

wish i could do the yank thing and claim i have ADHD and get free speed

Well obviously yeah

>playing farcry 4
>found the secret ending my accident

I'm openly racist and nobody really cares. It certainly doesn't upset me when people address me as something that I am. "Racist" is no more an insult than "tall" tbqh.

just remembered, and am now rewatching, that episode of the x-files where some kids find a dead mutant baby in the mud and it turns out to be an incest baby from the local mutant family, fathered by an inbred caveman and given birth to by his horrifically disfigured mother who they keep strapped on a plank of wood on wheels under the bed, who they presumably wheel out for a shag every now and then

why is denying the existence of depression part of the rorke ideology
don't really get it

Really makes you think.

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>I'm openly racist and nobody really cares

that's probably because you don't leave the house though right?

youtu.be/5Qfa8PtzgL0

It's not it's part of the fedora ideology

actually a bit mad how yanks just hand out speed to 12 year olds because they say they can't concentrate

ritalin's fucking horrible mate you're not missing much

unironically got my gf's present from there

what happened lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecurpcghs0c

not just feeling down.

most people who claim mental health issues actually suffer social health issues. They are lonely and bored.

going to do an bassy/industrial/dubby remix of Levon Vincent - Woman is the Devil called Xanax is the Devil

imagine them talking giga normie shite in their dumb brummie accents LOL

Lefties cry about "mental illness". Men (the majority of the right wing) will rightfully tell you to just get over it.

More often than you'd think. I even stick by my opinions when in public. Mental, right? That not everyone is a little bender like you?

>(((George Soros)))

that was a bit fucked
reminds me of The Hills Have Eyes

talking about adderal/vyvanse
know someone who got a bunch of vyvanse from someone they know in america
they took it and were absoltuely off their nut, huge pupils and everything

quite a nice feel

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what are you trying to say?
someone who works with soros is unreliable?
fucking nazi

I think its more to do with not labelling everyone as depressed just because they aren't happy.

Grow a pair lad.

so-called "independent"

wish i had a little baby

>I'm openly racist and nobody really cares

don't believe you tbqh