/cum/ - Cool Birds Edition

Last thread hit the bump limit, no delet this time

Look at this bird I found. I took the photo myself.

Janny pls

African American culture

Just realized I'm the best poster in /cum/

Fuck you. My bird thread won.

r8 this bird I found. Took the picture about 30 minutes ago.

What does /cum/ want for Christmas?

Chinatown?

I like your bird.

Indeed.

a job

fuck danmark

hockey is on tonight

check out my bird

Mexican cat

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Nice bird. What type of bird is that?

r8 this birb. I've always wanted one

too busy trying to learn another language...kind of a penguin fan though

ah i see.
go out and get yourself some good VST effects
if you're using a guitar i'd recommend amplitube it's a really good digital amp that comes with a shit load of quality effects made just for a guitar.
or just get whatever free ones are available. Reaper has all their VST effects for free

I'm gonna fucking kill you

A nice gf with THICC eyebrows

why was my thread get deleted?

Herons are undeniably megacool birds

Making an anime post

a gf

I like this bird.
Here's another of the bird I found

He looks 100% Iberian.

Janny is a self hating Mexican. He deletes every Mexican made thread

>tfw comfy ride home after a nice day
Who else here /content/?

This is a badass birb

I wanna see you try you disrespectul asshole

El conserje doesn't like /cum/ threads.

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Punchthebaby.gif

It's a duck!

You got good taste in birds

>Took the picture about 30 minutes ago.
>4:30pm in the picture
>It's actually 3pm
Who do you think you are fooling, mister?

>mexican streets

That bird is from Louisiana right?

from now on, watch your motherfucking back because i'll be fucking stalking you, waiting for the right time to strike. Bitch

... because you're a timezone behind me?

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I keep downloading porn but don't feel like fappin
What is my malfunction

I think that's a crane. Pelicans are Louisiana's state bird.

t. Dane

h-hey it's a joke chill we are all friends here right?

I'm on the coast of Georgia.
Here's another photo I took recently.

PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE SO WHY SHOULD IT BE THAT YOU AND I GET ALONG SO AWFULLY?

This birb mesmerizes his gf.

*kisses u*
silly

Cranes are all over the place, we have them here in NY too

I like birds.

download ableton instead
much more fun

lategame runescape is ass

why do I keep coming back to this dead game

Great blue heron?

See those occasionally around me

Geez, you are dense

h-haha

Yeah. It's a heron.
Whereabouts are you?

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Gf says birds are god tier pets, I've always thought they'd be tough to manage but they are quick learners and intelligent. If you arent home a lot you might want to get multiple so they dont get bored or make sure they have a lot of toys for them to mess around with

>let's have a trade war with China

Why do americans come up with such dumb ideas?

...two timezones. I realized my mistake after I said it.

t. Chinese

Dude I was just making a fucking joke.

kek the female bird looked so turned off

every thread = gay anime roleplaying...someone want to explain to me why that is?

he has a point, you know?

*kisses u*

This is my #1 bird.
It is helping the other, inferior bird.

It's probably the opposite, she didnt fly away and she's even letting him touch her

t. Chinese

t. Closet

Actual girls are posting you know

Apparently you have to buy parrots a shitload of toys or else they'll start to pluck their feathers out of boredom. Some can live for like 70 years though, that's fucking insane

Then what do you wanna talk about?

General is called /cum/, what do you expect?

When you go into another recession, we'll be dragged down with you. Protectionism does not work. Smarten up America.

name the species of bird eating the duck please?

Because it's fun and because faggots like you don't like it

>be me
>be watching nature documentary
>grill birb doesn't like male's display
>birb fails to find a mate
>tfw

t. Chinese

t. Zhang

something with some kind of education content ? idk anything but this...

What happened to the flags?

>Apparently you have to buy parrots a shitload of toys or else they'll start to pluck their feathers out of boredom. Some can live for like 70 years though, that's fucking insane
Yeah they are too intelligent for their own good and live a long time, that's why most people get budgies but they are incredibly social and need a friend or two if you're going to be out a lot

really hate everything

Shoebill stork

I honestly can't tell if these quotes are real or not anymore

t. Chinese

same

t. Swede

Lmao I just made the most austic post.

link

I think that that one was. This one is if you replace terrorist with feminist

t. Dane

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Looks like Tiger

>I'm 36 years old and hold a PhD in Philosophy focusing on the philosophy of Husserl and guess where I'm working? I work two jobs for 65 hours a week, both minimum wage. Each night I stumble home into my lonely, squalid apartment and sleep for five ours before forcing myself to travel to work again. I'm the greatest Husserl scholar in North America yet I am forced to live the live of a bucktoothed retard simply because my skills and knowledge have nothing to do with the acquisition or reallocation of material goods or physical matter. I met a grad student on tinder recently who was studying EngLit and when she discovered how I'd been living since graduating she ended the date part-way through after making an excuse about her sister being unwell, which WASN'T TRUE since I followed her to a Red Lobster where she spent over an hour with a group of girls who were eventually joined by some guys. This is capitalism. This is the system you worship so intently. This is what it does to masters of the mind.

Would you kill yourself if this was your life?

I'm just afraid that I wouldn't do something that I should have and the birb would get stressed out because of it. I don't want to harm a birb if I can help it

Sad. Terrible greentext, I'm not reading it.

>PhD in Philosophy
>I work two jobs for 65 hours a week, both minimum wage
Really make you think

Nostalgia