I have $4 to my name. Am walking down town cause I have no car

I have $4 to my name. Am walking down town cause I have no car.
Have walked 8 miles so far.

TRIPS decide what I do.

Sell a bj and buy a ride home

Roll

reroll

re reroll

Wipe your ass with the money and buy something.

rerollin the re roll

Roll

Roll

Donate 1 dollar to cherity

Reroll.

Rollll

reroll.

dammit so close

reroll

Walk the next mile in the middle of a traffic lane.

Fuck. Reroll.

Last time reroll

scratch lottery cards OP

apply for a job hippie

...

piss on those 4 dollars and give them to a homeless man

Try to choke yourself in public with the money

Attempt to buy something you can't afford. When you're informed that you don't have enough money, begin chimping out and trash the store. Make sure to film it.

Walk into the nearest food service facility and ask for a job interview

Reroll

nvm back to rolllling

Reroll. You should so that OP.

lick some guy's butthole for 50 bucks

Am already on it.

>tfw no cars to run me over

...

roll

Look for a 2$ hooker and fuck her twice

rolling

roll

Do double dubs count

Roll

Hope so

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get a half pint of vodka and sip it in public

reroll

roll

>TRIPS decide what I do.

You don't need repeating integers to know to kill yourself.

rerollerino

>cut 4 bills into 4 pieces each
>receive 16 dollars
>cut 16 dollar pieces into 4 pieces each
>repeat steps 1-3 infinitely
>receive infinite money

4 $1 scratch off lottery tickets

Reroll

Am trying. Cheers

I want this so bad, COME ON

Give it to a homeless person.

FFS GIVE ME TRIPS

fuck it, infinite roll

I like this, roll

so fuckin close, trying again for respect

Get your money changed to quarters, and attempt to eat the quarters.

Seriously

Also reroll for

post a picture of your penis, wrap one of the dollars around your penis

god-fucking-dammit

let me help

Roll for this

Rollllll

roll

Thanks!

Reroll

If you guise don't get trips imma mill myself in traffic (srs) so hurry up b4 I go. Here's a pic of jimi

I will make this OP a faggot even if it's the last thing I do

Write a time stamp on one of the dollars and post a pic.

YES FUCKING SATANIC TRIPS I GOT IT

Roll

Make a video and post to youtube titled - "Broke man dances in a womens thong in target while eating wet catfood"

Buy Thong for $3, Buy Catfood for $1. Eat catfood in thong while dancing in target.

So... sell bj?

fuck you you waste of life

Roll

Rollol

buy bleach and drink it

DO IT FAGGOT

Get a job.

Scratch that, go mug someone, gank their shit.

soooo cloooosee

OP here, So what the fuck were you rolling for?

Too bad, better reroll... Going to legit jump in traffic after this thread

Rolling

Make a poo dollar

GG

Winrar

WINRARRARARARARARAR

put money down storm drain.

Ok nice. Where do I find someone to blow me then pay me enough for a ride home?

You know what it is, now do it fag.

Sell that BJ. Get your mouth fucking ready.

YOU DID IT, THANKS!

WINRAR

get naked, get into middle of busy intersection.

start cramming each dollar up your ass.

then go to a store and buy something and try to shit out the money to pay with.

Time to sell a a fucking blow job OP

Make a sign or some shit.

You actually have to do it twice but whatever, I'm not gonna be greedy, I am Satan.

K so where do I go to get a paid BJ? Will deliver

Winrar for bj

I have no pencils or pens fag I have $4

Reroll

Any truck that sees your sign

OP where do you live, I bet an user would be willing to pay for one

OP here.. Gonna try and find someone to get a BJ from and then pay me too.. Hopefully they don't have a disease

that's what you get for messing with satanic trips fag

Sacramento any anons wanna pay to suck my penus o need a ride

Apply for job ya fucking bum.