I like my coffee how i like my women

I like my coffee how i like my women....
;)

....without a penis?

in a tea cup

12 years old and mixed up with coke?

White?

Ground up and in my freezer

Coke? U cuban?

Bitter and invigorating

Black and bitter?

columbian?

cheap and made in China

hot and filled with my cream

same

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout...

Ground up and stored in the freezer

Well packed and in the boot of my car.

...

Covered in boiling water and forced through a fine steel mesh.

...

Black, cheap and from a questionable source.

you don't like coffee?

hot?