Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: If you were to meet your waifu today would you be able to communicate with her?
I've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on Sup Forums. Just like Sup Forums scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.
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Claimed
>claiming yume
Portugal 1 - 1 Iceland
Superior autism claimed!
Akiko claimed
Yes, the power of the internet is astonishing
I enjoy genki characters, that's why she was my favorite. Also she's incredibly similar to my waifu.
Yes.
ITT: Favorite anime OP youtube.com
>claim
Considering I don't speak Jap, probably not
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>QOTT
Probably not, but I'd sure try
>Mio
Yes but not like makking her fall for me
But we could talk even tho I might would get annoyed by her talking about herself in 3rd person 24/7
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Well considering she's an alien inside of a mech, she probably has a pretty significant database at her disposal, so probably.
still here
Miho claimed
Im going to bed now night/day everyone.
If trips Kyouko get
That's /r9k/.
>Mizore
FUCK OFF TO FUCKING Sup Forums.
But it's so small for two people...
What would you say is your favorite dish?
mos training? What's that? Sorry if I asked before but my memory's got nothing.
>What tools would be needed?
Get back on this dick boi
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>Sup Forums
What are you? A newfag?
So, when did you woke up?
2k claimed, hello people
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Nah, yours was much less annoying and also not as loud!
Where do you find all these?
I would use the international language of love.
Also drugs, but mostly love.
Best type moon claimed.
Not at all.
Going with the uncontroversial
youtube.com
It's actually a meme :p
nah nigga I only speak spanish ;-;
youtube.com
great fucking post, I love you!
4:30 am
5PM.
>QOTT
I don't see why not.
nope
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1 PM
>I only speak spanish ;-;
I knew it!
Dio-sama...
Yes
Just started watching jitsu wa watashi wa. Aizawa and Shiragami a cute
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Tohsaka claimed
I write them out myself, sushi :o
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Where do you get your copypasta?
Is it from here?halcy.de
Stop replying to me.
Are you all retarded or what?
That question was just for a specific person.
How many hours ago, I meant.
Tenryuu claimed
The slav BB is a rare ship too....and pretty OP
(you)
two hours ago
>jitsu wa watashi wa
(you)
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Yeah. I'd hug her the moment I see her.
I write them myself :o
what's a copypasta? :O
I was just appreciating your post .-.
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I'm sure we'll be fine together.
>As long as we can share the bed...
I really enjoy steak, but I'd have to say my favorite dish is meatballs and rice. Simple and filling. It's school for my military job (other than shooting people)
>Well if it's just wiring I'd need solder less connectors or solder and a solder pen, and some needle nose pliers, I can use a knife to strip the wires as needed. Should be simple. Electrical tape would help but isn't needed.
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Literally
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Did you slept well?
Mizore
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No
Its a copypasta you newfag
Nooooooooo I got memed on!
So did you!
Nah I woke up at 9 but didn't get up for 4 hours.
>The slav
Well it's russian, of course it's OP.
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And Premiun, so ultimate OP boat.
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Oh.
I found a nice board game a steam, 100% orange juice or something, seems fun.
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Are you bringing back OSC?
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I only have a very small futon to sleep on as well...
>But i guess you just said that's okay~
Ohhhh, are we gunna see whose steak is better?
>Probably yours
And I see, what mechanical stuff do you know about?
>I have practically all of those, and solder less connectors would be dirt cheap!
>Battery charging, found the key.
>Think chain/general cable lube would be safe for a clutch line?
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
Cheering for my nordic brethren.
I don't have a steam
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No.
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Yes
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What were you doing for those 4 hours?
Watching the ceiling?
here
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>Premium Russian BB
As a DD captain I must say I love those big dumb ships.
Portugal is supposed to win, but they are somehow fucking up. It's a great match so far, anything can happen.
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You've shown me your futon.
>You said we'd sleep chest to chest...
Is it a competition?
>Im better at desserts
I know generator motors have magnets.
>Like hardly any.
Yeah wiring isn't hard, it's all about understanding the flow of electricity.
A multimeter would also be great but not necessary.
>I don't know what a clutch line is
>Shrugemoticon.txt
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I was trying to fall asleep.
Since the original Yandere-chan was complaining a little about existing two of he, I'm going to change to Oka Ruto
megumin
>Yuiko btw
Yuno is best girl.
Bait for me...
Can i use the pics you posted?
She would pick up English quickly enough, but Im good with body language.
Rory-sama claimed
I want to eat this so much, but I don't find jelly in my country, just jam.
>anything can happen
That's right, we even had rain today. We do have enough time to score another.
Use jam. Same shit.
>chefbro
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