Anglo-Portuguese Friendship Thread

>Welcome:

Britain
Portugal

>Not Welcome:

Asspain

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>friendship with an inferior race

They are just our loyal pet.

t. Seamus O'Driscoll

t.Rasheed Al-Hamid Watson

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

t. Alberto Barbosa

t. Albert Barbosa

better than being part of spain

hello boys

Hello yes.

When would this ''Portugal numbah 1 ally'' meme end?

Good doggy, now attack Spain while we steal your colonies.

>implying we don't steal yours either

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>Be Vietnamese
>Go to jail

>Insulting our only ally

This is why everyone in Europe hates us

Keep licking our boots full of spanish shit after kicking their asses for you.

>portugal
>ally

They were just a tool against the euromexicans.

>only by coming when the fight is halfway

Why is Portugal a separate country when you're basically Spain's Canada?

Because Canada and the UK nearly invaded 60% land

This is why I hate my fellow Brits we just act like arrogant cunts to everyone

Wish I had citizenship of another country tbqh

Spain's canada?

Stay quiet and be grateful, you exist thanks to us.

Why is Canadá a separate country when they are basically Usa's Canada?

900 years of history

>exist thanks to us
KEK

The younger and irrelevant brother that lives next to their older and more successful sibling.
Benedict Arnold sort of fucked that up for us.

>older

You are welcome.

Yes, thank you for the 100 archers

Portugal is older?

asspain?

Yes Spain only formed in the 16th century

"Spain" isn't even a real country, we're the last true Iberian kingdom

trips of truth right here

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damn................You guys are even less relevant than I ever imagined.

Because.

Can we stop the memes?
The alliance was good but when it actually mattered your assistance was pretty tame.Agaisn't the spaniards you didn't help us that much.You helped us alot during the napoleonic peninsular war but that was just because we honored the alliance treaty

Never to late learn some history

I like Portugal. Would never live there but they're good lads. Better than the Spanish desu.

To be honest we actually helped them more than they did to us.
The only thing they gave us was independence from spain and that's about it

nothing beats british weather and the smelly scent of poo in the loos of london

kek at all those swarthy moortuguese

funny how it's always the british with this alliance meme and these delusional portuguese fall for it.
they backstabbed us over and over again took advantage of us whenever possible. stockholm's syndrome really is a trait of portuguese people

Good thread

You hate the spaniards so much you don't mind to be cucked by us.

times they backstabbed us? (except 1890)
You do realise you owe a big debt to them, and we've repayed it with our own military assistance.
Without our alliance England wouldn't be England today

aye lad

Why is it that you guys are the only ones with a different language when Spain was made up of multiple Iberian kingdoms?

Bullshit.
>Reconquista crusaders
>Aljubarrota bowmen
>Seven Years War generals
>Napoleonic Wars generals
>Mutual allowance to trade with Europe at different times where the other one was blocked
>WWI (La Lys) and WWII (Lajes base)
>Keeping Royal lines out of Spain/France filth
>Port Wine
>Tea
>Um Bongo

Just because they are more successful now doesn't mean the help wasn't mutual. We were in a riskier spot, so we had less opting-out to do, but both countries benefited greatly from the alliance.

It's not a commie pact, you don't have to compare both countries' statuses to each other and make sure both got to the same economical point, you just have to compare them to what they would've otherwise been without it, and both England and Portugal would've been worse without the alliance.

I would bet that Portuguese people actually would prefer a Spaniard before a british, and I would even bet a british would prefer a Spaniard before a portuguese.
Just saying.

Hey lads got some fresh Um bongo straight from the congo, 99% discounts for Brits and Ports only desu

>british would prefer a Spaniard before a portuguese

Spain has multiple languages

I assure you that I would prefer a portuguese over a british

how could they refuse this

Because we were the only one that kept independence from Madrid the whole time?

Even during the Iberian Union we were still a mostly independent country (it ended when they tried to screw us over about it)

Castilians and castilian-happy people ruin everything.

Galician used to be essentially Portuguese, Leonese used to exist, Catalan used to have it's own accent apart from just words and vocabulary. They just fucked it all up.

Me too, of course. British people are the most miserable people on Earth.

That's interesting.
Thanks for the history lesson

Actually all of them are swarthy in the paintings of that dude.

Here is our king and your king.

Same shit.

Ladies were just paler because not working the fields.

I'm pretty sure that Toledo was the capital around that time, not Madrid

We can always find common ground with Britain in our mutual dislike of the Spaniard, but it's fine to keep it at that.

Also, and to my countrymen, whenever you see a US flag popping up after spain is mentioned you should be suspicious, always

Yes, it was the union of the kingdom of Castile, Navarre and the kingdom of Aragon. Then the Castilian suppressed the other languages. Because Castilian is the official language of Spain, all the colonies in Latin America speak Castilian (Spanish)

>spain and france combined couldn't defeat a ragtag band of teaniggers and barbosas

Maybe, but the cultural absorption of the kingdoms happened a lot later than the actual acquisitions.

Heck, Galician was basically Portuguese up until Franco, and that's less than 100 years ago.

The fuck is that guy doing with his shoe?

top ten greatest anime betrayals of all time

Brazil still speaks your language.

Don't ask me.

English painter.

I just don't like being call moortuguese friend.

fuck yeah

read a book ignorant

>the first spanish army wave was from the north and defended by portuguese peasants
>they sent a letter to the general saying "we're cool up here, keep the army down there"

Yeah, because we're not part of Spain and never were.

Remember when Germany was cool?

>>the first spanish army wave was from the north and defended by portuguese peasants
>>they sent a letter to the general saying "we're cool up here, keep the army down there"

Is portugal like Mordor?

How does it never get conquered?

>the largest spanish military mobilisation of the eighteenth century
>25k dead

feels good

>we won this war

How great we once were, lads.

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Yes, it was our colony in the Americas

>John Burgoyne
How can that gobshite be part of something so glorious?

How do you guys feel about them anyway?

The betrayal

The north actually stopped Napoleonic France, twice. It's too populated to hold down, too mountainous, and the people are too eager to die as long as they can take the enemy down too

>forget the support they gave us this past 1000 years
>they didn't let us take a fucking worthless nigger desert
what the fuck england,we're not friends anymore

It was just a bunch of darkies. Come on m8s.

The memes live on and rightfully so.

Their government collapsed because of that.

Conquered? No. Even that was 7 years after an earthquake left us in absolute shambles (hence why the Spics attacked)

We were once in an Iberian Union for 60 years because their king inherited our crown, but not through conquest.

Even Napoleon was only here for 6 months distributing flyers while we organised a rebellion and makeshifted an army (Thanks to Wellesley, no less).

Our border has been the same since roughly 1250, with the exception of Olivença which Spain has controlled for a couple centuries against their word, but the claim is still in place by both countries.

Transmontanos really are tough cunts.
t. impressed Coimbra resident

Only saved us work in '61-'74, desu, so that was a blessing in disguise.

A country that has had everything to succeed. But after independence they destroyed everything good, and blame us for everything.

It would look really cool

This. The Brits actually had the right to do it as African land would only be given to countries that could develop it. We didnt even get to develop the interior of our colonies, ever, let alone even more land.

Ah, well, The Cape to Cairo and all that.

This triggers the Spaniard.

proud of them
but they're annoying

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Like us and the British?

but i love you

>blessing in disguise
Aquilo era só tribos com lanças e pedras afiadas

kek