If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

Why me?

Why?

r u real?

Why what? Whoops, missed your chance.

Checkem?

Check what?

Why fucking salt water?

Do you exist?

Fuck that, why mosquitoes?

why do men have nipples?

What's the time? And now fucking go away.

Why do niggers exist?

why dont you kill off this virus called humanity

Will I get dubs?

Why did you create everything ?

will you kill yourself?

Pls reincarnate Adolf Hitler
We need

Why, when you have never given us any actual proof that you exist, do millions of brain-dead retards believe you are real?

Is moot our father

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What's so wrong about this?

No.

Am I a bad person?

Why did you give us free will? You want us to worship you, but when we use the free will YOU gave us, you punish us... What is up with that shit?

Who thought you up?

Nah, I'm good fam. I can handle life without talking to god.

if you switch on and off a lamp an inffinite amount of time will it finsh on or of¿

Do you wanna play Xbox?

top kek

(and i am wigger)

You can always turn it off

Blaming god for your mistakes. This is like winning free fast food for life then getting mad at the contest after you get fat.

What am is will always be when waffle on t.v.?

What time-zone do you use?

piss off

Nobody says God wants you to worship it.

Why havent you killed all the jews

God is not real my good sir. Checkmate christians you have no proof of god actually existing.

Edgy

Why did you let those faggots die in Orlando?
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Will I have beer money on Friday?

Ey b0ss, can i hab a pizza pls?

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How does gravity work?

Why haven't i gotten my period yet?

why is OP such a faggot ?

daiemmm

U WOT M8?

Dear god, could you fuckin' not?!

Why did u make me the way I am?

Why are you such a cunt, how dare you treat us so shittily, I mean really? Make us in such poor fashion, then put us on a hostile planet and make creatures whose whole life cycle is to blind us as children, and other life whose sole purpose is to mame and mutilate us, just to fulfill your narcissism? How evil can you be?

>Why don't you exist?

What the fuck has society become and why did you let it?

How do you expect me to believe in you when you make it so damn impossible? Speaking of impossible, aren't you perfect? How did you fuck up creating something so inperfect? Why is there hate, pain, greed, death? Why do you never show your face? Why do you base everything off of fucking faith? Why do I only get one fucking question?

Look, man...it's been hard down here. I seek Your face and do my absolute best to hear what You have to say to me. Your messages have gotten confused over the years, so if I may be permitted one question:

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER; DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Why are you fundamentally evil?

off cuz it will blow the fuse

yea right?

oh wait the bible.. you fucking retard

Can I have 3 extra questions ?

cuz you're a fucking boy

Are you a Female and if so Can I fuck you?

no, next person.

Rekt. But not chekt.

Keking uncontrollably

I would ask for more wishes

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You wanna get smacked in the mouth?

Because they develop in the human body before the reproductive organs.

Are girls with dicks gay or not