Why do straight guys like traps?

Why do straight guys like traps?

They don't. Only gay guys like traps

No face, not a trap.

>straight

because they are fags

I don't know it's really weird, mental illness I guess

They don't

>traps=males
being attracted to the same sex doesn't make you straight, it makes you gay!

I do. I'm married. 32 years old. Have a few kids. Pretty typical life.

I'd fuck the dog shit out of a hot (passable) trap if I had the chance.

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fucking keked and saved

Because traps are often more feminine than actual girls, thus it's actually less gay to like traps.

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>Because traps are often more feminine than actual girls, thus it's actually less gay to like traps.

Bros we spotted a faggot in denial kek

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fuck it!

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It's just a naughty preference

They look like girls but have a dick
It's inappropriate it's kind of forbidden

The guys who like traps need people who say liking traps is for fags

It's what makes their fetish work

Without that you'd just be fapping to a regular old male with feminine qualities

because fantasies. Just like most women have a rape fantasy, but probably wouldn't adore you if you actually raped them.
Guys enjoy traps, but wouldn't enjoy a "real" dude. idk if that makes any sense.

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Probs bc they like to fuck something with tits but they don't understand how to pleasure a vagina

Anyone gonna acknowledge that bi people exist?
If you like traps you're bi. You're gay, but only half gay. Still kinda gay but you're still kinda straight at least.

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They don't.

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this guy gets it

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travis would beat the crap out of spiderman!

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>Robin
>whatever you want, bayybe!

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> straight

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Sex without the woman drama

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>Sex without the woman drama

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straight guys don't like traps you fucking faggot

>liking someone with a dick is less gay than liking someone with a vagina

k

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They don't, bisexuals do

I was a straight guy, now i'm mtf trans.

Cause it is forbidden

real men fuck real women!

Because they have such feminine penises

well i got a vagina now so meh

They don't, homosexuals do.

hole to fuck and a cock to suck.

>inb4 inb4
>inb4 aids
>inb4 your mad at me because you have a boring life

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you're probably a virgin

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Yeah maybe but I'm gonna save that dank ass pic you just posted anyway.

they don't

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DAmN! BOOM. mic drop!!!! you destroyed them@@@ holy shit

Exactly.

summers here

Because feminine penises

than you are a bisexual

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

They dont dipshit.

Its called being omni sexual. We fuck all the bitches.
You betas wouldn't understand (or get either)

>copy pasta

>We fuck all the bitches
so your now fucking female dogs?

Women change their appearance to impress other women
Traps change their appearance to impress men

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This couldnt come any sooner

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It's a domination thing. I love fucking girls, but if I can dominate some sheboy (I have twice) then I'm all game. I dont touch, suck or ride it's dick. I just push its head into the pillow fuck it in the ass until I nut and then leave.

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Rate me?

kill yourself/10

Face

Booty but dark photo

No face I would probably get banned for b& (eve though I'm 19, face is baby-ish af)

YES. THIS.

stop asking for traps pics OP you fucking faggot

Got a kik?

I don't.

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Elton John was married to a woman too and had kids, you're 100% faggot

fluffyjoestar (disregard the furry pic)

This, so much this it hurts.

Nah you won't, this thread isn't gonna stay alive much longer anyway

sauce

A+ hyper-religious fascist bait. 100% of the time, it works every time

>also feminine penis is not gay

ayy its natalie !

Straight guys don't like traps.
Faggots do, not a hard concept.

If you like traps you're not straight.
End of story.