Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

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RIP AND TEAR

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The fuck Shiro, I thought we was buddies.

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Claimed

So /waifu/, my package finally came today. So hyped

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

AND CHOC MINT MUFFINS FOR ME

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Eat some bat snacks. Scooby doo likes them, so they must be good!

Akiko claimed

Ok then you're obviously baiting a (You)
What's in the package?

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RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
YOU ARE HUGE
YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS

Aizawa Nagisa claim

Superior autism claimed!

What's in the box?! Is it a boat?!

You'd be amazed at how much pudding I can handle!
>You still a cute! And I think I know what else Mizore would be a cute in~
I forgot that I forgot. What's the budget you're looking at for a bike? And you said you wanted a dirt/enduro bike, ya?

Oh, I have a charger. I hooked it up and it's doing it's job right now. I just feel like a knob to forget to turn my bike off and take the key out for two whole hours, like what the fuck me?

What package? SHOW IT. DO IT NOW.
please

still here


and


they probably are. i was thinking more of like i dont know hamburgers

TAEK DIS YOU BIG MONCHEE

Mumei claimed.

Shower me in (You)s akiko, im poor and need them. Just my n64 stuff. You lvl 100 yet?

Id be amazed it a boat fit in this small box

ill do a pic in a second then, its just gonna be my stuff on the bed

We are mate, sorry for guilting you.

Shut it Khàrn.
I left my bike on overnight once.
>I was too mindfucked to notice
>my brother and his girlfriend walked past my bike to get inside
>they didnt think twice about it and didnt mention it to me

It's terminal five

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Crazy amount's of pudding? I only like it as a small snack.
>Well w-what else do you think I'd be cute in?
Yeah a dirt/enduro, I've got like 6-8 hundred right now, but I can save up over the next few weeks.
Hamburgers are good too!

>Down with democracy
No. I'mma be Prez.
#Emi2016

YAES MAYRIO WE'RE EEN WORLD 5

That'll become a dictatorship real fast

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KHARN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME.

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I just got easily distracted I guess. Gotta remember not to do that again.

I can eat a large bowl of it solo with no problems.
>Picture related
Oh, you've practically got enough for the ones I was looking at! There were a few good Hondas for around $1k!

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Maybe it's just me but I have faith in Watch_Dogs 2
>Tohsaka claimed

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That's a cute picture.

I have a question for god
>why

You have to be a sad, sad white fuck to enjoy this.. Waifu claiming thread... I feel sorry for each and every one of you

I think you'd make a great country.
when you
>run
for president

i havent had a good burger in a while.

eugh why?

Morning guys

>jenny claim

Goodbye guys, off to work

Wassup Mug.

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>Oh merio look at that, it's a question blauch!

I can do that with pizza. Minus the bowl.
>A wedding dress?!? I'm not ready for t-that!
Cool, and those are the street legal ones right? If I get a bike I might as well use it to get around and have fun!

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Hello yes my friends

Gotta get a thick one, personally I don't like them too juicy.

Claimed

>claim
I clean my dog in the bathroom, everything is a mess now

Something I found.

ya'll gonna burn in hell

Is it that obvious?

Thanks!

I'll make it the healthiest country in the world! And the most advanced in waifu technology!

Here's another (You)
N64 stuff as in vintage gaming stuff?
That's pretty neat
>You lvl 100 yet?
You think I'm some kind of pleb? I'm already 1/10th to my next star
>pic related

>Akiko

>Fuck off you filthy plumbers. Peach's pussy's mine.

THEN WHY THE SHITTING ASSFUCK HAVE YOU STOLEN THE WEAKASS JERKHOLES LINE FOR, YOU CUM-GUZZLING DICKSTICK?
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It happens.
Sup Galko

It's been 15 minutes and Yui hasn't replied.

Drop Out

I can get about half a pizza down myself before I need a break.
>I know, but it doesn't make what I said false!
I'm fairly certain. And if not, they make kits to convert straight dirt into enduros that aren't too much.

Inb4 have all of those
Inb4 I decide to double the amount in that thread


>Pudding has been made

QOTT: How often do you think about your waifu?

>thinking space marines are anywhere near Doomguys level

wot.

it could be the meat pucks they sell at macdonalds and i would be happy

You have my vote.

Butts are cool, right?

Watching K-On.
Sorry about that.

my purpose in life is to impress weebs

Butts are great!

You already did!

Hi.

Not as much as I used to.

Very cool.

Not yuno

Do you like BBC?

Good, very good

I thought so

Heretic

Whenever i'm sad

More then I should. It's distracting but I like it

Yoooooooooo

Yea, look at this filthy tryhard. Get out of here

Yes

My phone is being a pain and wont let me get this pic up, gimme a min

Fucking hungry af I haven't had real food other than like grapes all day..

Doomguy cant spit acid, eat flesh to gain memories or make half his brain sleep while the other half continues to fight.
How are the sneks? Still cute I bet, but otherwise fine?
I try not to or I get distracted at work.
Butts are cool.

My waifu.

No.

You thought right.

I'm sorry.

They''re fine. I got the newest one to eat.

I can eat a whole pizza solo, but I'll feel sick for like an hour.
>I don't think I'd be able to wear something like that, it's to embarrassing...
Sounds awesome, I'm actually waiting for it to get dark so noone is on the roads and I can fly down some hills on my (pedal) bike.
>Not drawing a heart/dock in the pudding.
>Wasted opportunity.

>Greetings from /waifu/
>Dumps to image cap.
Show them your love!

Ayy lmao dude you just been doin overwatch or whatever for today?

She's a young mistress

Yeah, I haven't eaten good cooked food in ages. Keeps me constantly hungry.. I need it to load up before Dreamhack. 3:

Those are greasy but good.

Y-You don't like big big carrots?

Oh shit boi, my fellow yuno niggas are back!

New pics?

Quite often lately. Especially when I feel weak or like giving up. See pic related.

whats your favorite food?

Constantly.
Hopefully.
Very.
So are we good?

w-what?

Well thats a good sign then? Im kinda new to snakes, but to me that seems like its settling down.
Only in body. She is possibly the oldest waifu in mind.
The Yuno Goonsai Squad.

/c/ was helpful today

You tell me, you're the who's doing the bullying

Sorry m8. You're the new guy

This is my nigga here. Hope you 2 can get along unlike that old yuno...

I'm gonna go for a bit.

No.

It is, she really seems to like her enclosure.

Doomguy doesn't need to do that.

He killed hell three times, then hell was like "Dude, you gotta stop fucking shit up here"
Literally.

Jesus Christ we know you have big tits but do you need to flaunt those fucking things everywhere

Right dude, do any of you guys possibly happen to remember a show were a dude and his friend enter his computer and do stupid shit.