Would you fuck an athlete bitch

Would you fuck an athlete bitch

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No i have autism

Macaroni would get all my cummies

I FUCKED A BLACK WOMEN'S BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE ASS AND THICK ROPES OF GOOEY CUM SHOT OUT OF MY DICKHOLE FOR MILES LIKE PISS

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What

There are one or two I'd avoid.

Till it fell off

I have actually fucked (several times) a U.S. Olympic Gold medalist swimmer. She had a great body.

was in Colorado Springs, she got free shit from Nike all the time and she practiced fucking swimming all the fucking time. And she liked drinking too.

No I wont tell anyone her name.

It was Ryan Lochte wasn't it

I always knew he was a closet crossdresser

What's her name?

modern poetry

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No it's cool I'll believe your totally un backed up story on an anonymous website with no names mentioned

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You just know her sphincter is so toned it could snap your dick off. Yes of course.

my night is now complete

I think it would be great to fuck a athlete woman. After all, their pelvic floor muscles are in top shape and it makes the vagina very tight and nice.

Well. Was it better than regular chick?

only if i can roleplay as ched evans

It's actually a fantasy.

Lolo Jones

Clarissa Chun for sure.

michelle wie

No Ennis love?

Any porn actress who looks like her?

10/10

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I like athelete girls but only ones with small arms and big breasts.

>mfw 9 out of 10 females are so flat and muscular you might as well be a fucking tranny

Tatyana McFadden

Most likely a tranny pornstar

The sad thing is I'd fuck her

Mike Tyson is a qt

Probably has a mean grip to give handjobs

These femaloid "athletes" are all jokes, their accolades falsified by zionists and queers.

Women are dumb, weak, and inferior, and anyone who wishes to be with one of these nasty, grisly swine is a fag got that should have gone out by the bullet with the rest of em' at pulse.

would give her my babies

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Trott is probably out best offering.

Careful user
Don't cut yourself on all that edge

I can smell the fucking cheetos stains and BO

Remember, calling something edgy is code for "I'm offended"

:^)

I was drinking at a bar in downtown Madison called the Kollege Klub, where on occasion some of the student athletes will go. I ran into one of the women's hockey team members.

Long story short, we went back to my apartment. Sex was really good. She's only like 5'5" or 5'6". Real solid legs and ass. I cam buckets.

Normies should leave.

You're also a lying faggot

k pal

ITT: Failed chads white knighting imaginary stacies

Holly holm

Fuark yeah bruh

Of course. They're called gymnasts.

duh

Yes sir

Never be ashamed of yourself. Cripples need love too.

If you dated a girl like and treated her halfway decent, her whole family would worship the ground you walk on.

lol. Why didn't I think of that?

Jesus christ yes. Imagine what it could be like fucking a woman who can take a punch in the stomach?

is she doing porn now? I mean, white trash, former b-level celebrity, broke and drug addled. I'm just assuming its a natural course.

Dude, with no legs? You can get right on up there?

The 2nd pick in the thread is of a gymnast....