Stories thread

stories thread

op here with a true one

>Yesterday my girlfriend's fag brother came to visit us from out of state. I was wearing my usual sweatpants around the house without underwear.

>He was staring at my junk bulging out of the pants and she said he also was staring at my ass.

>Our Internet was down because we were switching providers and he had forgotten his phone charger at home. So he had no Internet. We were all drinking and I decided we should rent a porno.

>So I say I'm going to get an all-girl vid and he objects, of course.

continue?

go for it

do it

>So he's not out even though everyone knows he's gay. He thinks he's being careful and discreet which is funny since not only I knew he was staring at my but his sister saw it, too.

>I asked him what he wants me to rent and he said something with threesomes or orgies.

>GF and I went to the store and rented two vids, the all-girl one I wanted and a bi vid for him. The guy at the store said it starts out straight and then goes into bi threeways. She said maybe he'd admit it and come out. She thought it was stupid for him to be pretending.

>When we got home he was clearly horned up and ready to watch the porno so we played it cool and put him off for a while. After some begging I put in the all-girl video. The disappointment on his face was funny.

Keep going, sounds interesting.

who rents porn for their brother. how bout a real movie lol

OP, you aren't going gay on us are you?

>so we finally put back the bi video and her brother seems to lightened up a lil
>I went to take a piss and when I came back they were both starring at me funny
>be me why are you staring at me like that
>sister says he wants to suck my dick
More ?

>Implying OP wasn't a cum guzzling faggot to begin with.

don't fuck up my story

bs

>who rents porn for their brother

If you don't want the rest of the story keep shitposting

>so me and him are watching the porno
>and now im getting hard
>to make a long story short, we fucked

fuck this. I'm not going to waste time typing in what actually happened.

good for you buddy

I have a story if yall want to hear it?

Did you not pretype you faggot

fake story anyway

no, it's a real story but you're more interested in your bad attitude than hearing it

suit yourself

Check'd and I'm interested

>I have a story if yall want to hear it?

it'll just get disrupted by the shitposter

who has nothing better to do

Ah he probably went to a new thread. OP if you're here, cont.

fag

>Be me
>Walk in bathroom right after sister
>See she forgot to flush
>pull her shit out of toilet
>smear it on my cock
>notice her dirty panties in hamper
>sniff and lick her dirty panties as I use her shit as lube to jerk off

...

...

>Be on Sup Forums

>See greentext with potential developing

>FaggotryDetected.exe

>Derail thread with shitposting

>Chuckle at the outrage

>Die alone

>It was hot because our AC was broken. We just moved in so we found problems with the place like that. So I took off my shirt.

>He was too uptight to do the same but I figured he'd enjoy the view.

>His sister was uncomfortable watching the porn with us, even though we both had had a bit of drink, so she went to the kitchen to make something.

>She said she was going to get some more beer from the local carryout.

>I started boning from the vid but he couldn't see because of the futon pillow. I decided to switch the vid for him after he asked if there was anything else.

>Walk to TV with obvious bone, too drunk to care much.

op stop being a fagit and continue

Checked and cnt

After OP is done I'll share an incest story if you guys want

interested

>So he says "nice ass" as I'm standing in front of the TV after the video has started playing. It wasn't fully rewound and I guess he felt brave because it showed a girl's ass. I figured he was talking about mine but I didn't say anything.

>I look over and smile/smirk at him and he looks up at me with what was supposed to be a neutral expression and a sort of smile.

>The carryout is very close to the place so shortly into the second scene the GF gets back. She brings the beer and wine coolers into the kitchen and I notice her butt in cut-off jeans which makes me harder than the pornos did.

>I'm thinking about going to the bedroom with her and leaving him to it.

type after

Faster*

>She comes in and we all drink more, although I slowed down some. He isn't used to it and is very buzzed and happy.

>The first scene starts getting bi. She is semi watching it but mostly sitting with me, with her hand on my leg. I kiss her. She's resistant but I move my hand to my dick. He can't see that because of the futon pillow.

>As soon as her hand's on my dick her reservations are reduced and I feel her caressing it. I move her hand under my pants and she starts gently rubbing and cupping my balls.

sorry, dude. it's a long story

>I'm paying attention to what she's doing but I notice that the movie has moved from a girl sucking two guys (and letting their dicks touch in her mouth a little and stuff like that) to a forced bi scene.

>His eyes are wide and he his hiding his boner under a pillow. He catching me looking and blushes.

>She sees what's going on in the film and asks him, point blank, if it turns him on. I'm surprised but laugh at that. He turns red but then says "yes."

>I stand up to go to the kitchen to get another beer, massively boning. He is still hiding his under the pillow like a douche.

>The scene shows two guys who want to fuck a chick being forced into doing stuff together in order to get her excited. When they get to him fucking the other dude my girlfriend is uncomfortable again and leads me to the bedroom.

>I leave the door ajar so the kid can watch if he wants to.

so much bs why the fuck would u even go to rent a porno u livining in the early 2000s? and no girl would watch a porno with her gay borther and her bf, this is plain stupid, nice made up story tho

From last night, was pretty fun, shame it didn't go further.

Nigga, we all know this is bullshit, but you don't say it. Lurk more

>She's on the bed, face up, looking radiant. Big breasts. Good long legs. But she's also a little sleepy from the drinking. I strip and glance in the mirror. He is at the doorway, watching and not doing a great job of hiding it.

>In fact I notice that he has his cock out. He hasn't stripped but has unbuttoned his fly and is stroking it. I'm standing there naked facing the bed. She comes over since I took a while there and starts sucking. Not sure why but I'm enjoying being watched.

HURRY

If it were bullshit I wouldn't have spent so long typing it while partially drunk. But if it makes you feel special go ahead and believe what you want

damn nigga u walking to this?

Yup

haha good joke mate

are you watching any porno while reading this or just using your imagination?

>She must have seen him because she stopped sucking me and got up and shut the door.

>I started fucking her missionary-style, my face buried in her tits. He must have gotten bold from the gin shots because he opened the door again after a little bit. I saw him stroking from the mirror again. I guess she didn't notice because she didn't react.

bby ily rlly x

>haha good joke mate
>are you watching any porno while reading this or just using your imagination?

bored with the shitposting

don't want the rest of the story, okay

+

do you suck his dick/he sucks your cock or something? pplease go on..;_;

>Internet down
>logical decision is to watch porn with your gay brother in-law and wife
>not watching an actual movie for some fucking reason

>either Op is a retard or story is fake and gay

CONNNTTT