ITT: Poorly describe video games thread No. Bumfuck

ITT: Poorly describe video games thread No. Bumfuck

> Alien
> Blow peoples heads up
> Tractor Beam on Cows

Destroy all humans

Destroy all Humans, best game ever made

>fuck up everything with a mall cart

>Get gun
>Trapped
>shit.jpg
>Fuck shit up

Dead Rising 2?

> can't shoot ground
> die if your men

Winrar!

> You are Jack Black
> RTS that pretends to be an RPG
> Shit game but you love it anyway

>Scientest
>Asshole penetrated by lasers or some shit
>Cause the next fucking alien revolution

> Cartoony
> Bad guys with hockey masks
> Beatsy bad guy music

Brütal legend

Brutal Legend

Brutal Legend

Not guessed last thread, now with additional hint.
>"Lets go to the crystals"
>Sequal sucked ass
>"The fuel hungers"

>you are Jack Black
obviously Brutal Legend, there's only that one game where you play as Jack Black

>spawn in
>birthdaysuit
>run to huge metal house
>some on comes out

>"Hello sir! I notice you have a nice house, and clothes, I'm not a threat to you, and I was wondering if I could have some water possibly?"

>Shoots me with a pump shotgun in the face while screaming "The jews did it!"

Harry Potter

>Early Access : The Game

i will give you my rarest pepe if you get this one

Another world

Half Life?

Destroy all humans.

>Guy who never speaks makes many new friends who all want him to kill people for them.

nope, if you get this you get MY rarest pepe

Dayz?

Winrar

> You start of alone
> No-one in this village wishes to join your party
> Sea Raiders ruin everything

WinrAR

GTA 3

Destroy All Humans. Try harder, faggot.

> Be middle schooler
> Be dyslexic
> Have friend who always wears a rasta cap
> Kill your math teacher
> History teacher is a horse
> And your friend is a goat

>drop from sky into mass of characters you never care for
>ending is 2 choices

kudos

Borderlands?

>People say its hard
>It's actually pretty easy
>Even the pvp is easy
>The second game shouldn't exist

Actually hit them with your hand

Rabbids to the moon

>You die I get paid
>More cash surrounding this game
>It's crazy, I get more money
>By killing these fools
>Now ain't that funny?

Dark souls?

Dark Souls

Arms 3?

Yes sir.

>you ARE the TIME

>be me
>be a italian jew
>magic mushrooms

hint : red and white

Super Hot

Mad World

Rust?

>peacefur chinese isre w/ peacefur animar virrages
>niggers invade
>you go on an adventure to kill the nigger king
>weee I can spin mah sword
>also stalker merchant

Metroid

Super Mario

Sooper muhreew brhuthers

wutang

Nobody?
>"Rockets right here"
Owned by a really small company, then bought by a very shitty large corporation who generally make sports games every year

LOZ

Sonic the Hedgehog

>get yelled at to wake up by some maid
>fighting robots held within cube
>one goes berserk because reasons
>there's a nigger with a mask who's trying to eliminate you
>berserk cube bot grows more powerful
>nigger in mask is actually a good guy
>some fucked up carnival
>merk the super cube bot

Winrar

Pokemon

>shitty headset
>unappreciative bitch
>old fuck
>ayy lmao

Re post so people can see it
> Be middle schooler
> Be dyslexic
> Have friend who always wears a rasta cap
> Kill your math teacher
> History teacher is a horse
> And your friend is a goat

Mount and Blade: Warband

>young kid infiltrating mafia organizations while traveling around the country.

>guy
>killing other guys
>they need to stop making these games

nope

Correct

>YOU CANT WIN

>> crash land on alien planet
>> elf bitch casts healing spell, saves your life

>> elf bitch get captured by globe possessed man

>> save elf bitch and investigate magic globe

Rust, easy

Winrar

> Game for autistic kids
> Named after pretty awesome song
> Fun for about 5 minutes

>Rare pepe kicks a round thing in direction of white rectangle.
>It ends in a draw
>opponents are vikings
>pepe speaks weird spanish

Call of duty: infinite remakes

...

and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like Dog crap like Beyonce

Either GTA or Assasins Creed

CoD

>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!

> My face looks like a potato
> Escape the buttrapes
> Go through portal to hell
Pic not related

>Never takes off his helmet
>doesnt afraid of anything
>poor childs

Percy jackson? Wasnt aware of any games

>Dad is a deadbeat
>capitalism the game

sotc

>spawn in
>nothing but rags
>run to huge stone house
>some on comes out

>"Hello sir! I notice you have a nice house, and clothes, I'm not a threat to you, and I was wondering if I could have some water possibly?"

>Makes me become a T-rex's chew toy while screaming "ooga booga ongo bongo!"

Pardon?

XCOM

Crash Bandicoot?

Nice

Mirror's Edge

life

Winrar

>You get a stick
>Then a sword
>You loose sword
>You find a bigger sword that glows

Halo

>got a dusty house
>viscera cleaning simulator
>hump various objects

KEK

Nope, final hint:
>Bought by EA, who fucked up all follow-up games.
>You basically spam units or rush to win

>If the face plays taunt I must go face

winner

Anyone?

Fable.

Viscera Cleaning Duties or w.e it's called?

Wow 4 of these threads later and no correct answer
> I am hero smuggler
> I really want to bang my partner
> My ship is named after a bird
> mfw my nemesis is a fucking OP dinosaur
> only out for xbox and gamecube
> Space travel is involved

shit

Ark?