Dad recently passed and I found this in his underwear drawer. What is it?

Dad recently passed and I found this in his underwear drawer. What is it?

Chew toy?

Cock ring.

I can guarentee its been inside your mums meat wallet

Dad was a pedo.

It's a fingerkey, used for opening fingerboxes

My gf had one. You use it to help make your pony tails. It wasn't your dads.

thats a brush you dumb ass

>this

It's very small, fits in my Palm. Very rubbery and flips around easily. Stretchy too

...

dildo holster, a belt goes thru the top part.

your dad was getting pegged,

It's a cockring, thats why it has all the nubs.
Its supposed to make your cock ribbed so that you can pleasure a pussy better.
So basically, you're holding something his cock's been in, which has also been in your mom's vagina. It's symbolic in a way.

Its for ponytails, maybe your dad fucked it idk

Is that thing fucking wet!?!?!

it looks like its wet and has been recently used...

A newer model though

cockring. I have the exact same one.

It's not wet, just shiny. It smells really bad though.

lick it and tell us what it tastes like

Your dad died. Whatever it is, it's yours now, son

You guys are telling me it's a cock ring, why would I luck it?

because
quit being a pussy

LICK IT, CONSUME YOUR UNBORN BRETHREN.

Why travel to Rome when you can just watch National Geographic? Live a little op and lick your dad's cockring and tell us what it tastes like.

to all the newfags, it has something to do with your feet.

Kind of salty. Very bitter

Symbolic 3's of truth

definitely cock ring. the penis goes through the large hole, the nubs around that are to stimulate the labia/perineum, and the little band at the top is where you can place a bullet vibrator for clitoral stimulation

nice now you have the std's your dad had

dumb b8 thred

>Licking cock ring
>The neck beard

MOM HELP

Today you lived OP. Savor this moment.

> 180 lbs
> 6'4"
> neckbeard
I didn't shave today is all