Hey Sup Forums, I was thinking of losing my virginity to a transsexual escort (pic related). Any advice?

Hey Sup Forums, I was thinking of losing my virginity to a transsexual escort (pic related). Any advice?

Don't be gay wtf just go smash an actual girl for free

she's hot

Nothing wrong with banging trannies, but maybe you shouldn't waste money on that. Just fap if you're that sexually frustrated.

don't wear a condom. remember to lick the clit.

>Don't be gay wtf just go smash an actual girl for free

I'm not gay.

>she's hot

Yeah, a sweet girl too from what people have said in reviews.

>Nothing wrong with banging trannies, but maybe you shouldn't waste money on that. Just fap if you're that sexually frustrated.

Money isn't an issue, besides it's pretty difficult to find a tranny "in the wild".

A sweet dude*

>Desperate to lose virgnity to human with penis
>Not gay

Lol k bruh

>A sweet dude*

Whatever.

Whatever.

Congrats you're a faggot
>sweet girl
Lol that's a man u faggot mother fucker

You're what we call a closet homosexual

Reminds me of that virgin user who paid for a tranny. She fucked him and made him suck her balls. Didnt even get to stick his dick in so was still a virgin. So...dont do that Op

You can either fuck a female escort or find a free one on tinder

>A sweet dude*

It's not gay if she has a feminine penis, dude.

ROFL! Ohhhhh god, that's rich, I keep imagining a fat neck beard all gitty and excited. Then after feeling used and abused.

Brb gonna plough my boyfriend's masculine vagina

>Any advice?
Yea don't get aids.

>Reminds me of that virgin user who paid for a tranny. She fucked him and made him suck her balls. Didnt even get to stick his dick in so was still a virgin. So...dont do that Op

My plan is as follows: some kissing, I suck her cock, she sucks mine, I fuck her in the ass, she fucks me in the ass.

Should be ok, although her penis is bigger than mine (8.5" vs 6") which i'm not sure how I feel about that.

>Yea don't get aids.

Obviously I'm going to use a condom. I've also heard escorts tend to be cleaner than random bar skanks - they need to be for their job or they'd never get work again.

Go pull a bitch you fsggot fuck

>Go pull a bitch you fsggot fuck

I'm 27, not going to happen naturally, and frankly I have a strong dislike of women as people (mainly for rejecting me my whole life).

Stop being stingy and hire a real girl, is ok if it is for a boring sunday, but your first time?

>I have a strong dislike of women as people (mainly for rejecting me my whole life).
Right with you there. Women are a fucking mess. Have you heard of the MGTOW movement?

Maybe if you didnt fuckin run like those anime characters in P.E and dress up in their clothes and be a fucking autist they wouldnt have rejected you all your life you god damn ultimate gentleman meme fuck.

it doesnt count because its still a guy retard!!

also wtf nigga go fuck a hooker or escort you retard smh

>Stop being stingy and hire a real girl

Why? I'd rather give my money to a transwomen who have never rejected me, laughed at me, been cruel to me, thought they wer einherently better than me, et cetera.

Also, I'm not being stingy. Trans escorts cost more than genetic women on average - there is more demand than supply, quite simply.

>Maybe if you didnt fuckin run like those anime characters in P.E

I don't watch anime, and I never did PE.

>and dress up in their clothes

I wear normal clothes.

>and be a fucking autist

I was just shy, which was made worse by females treating me like shit. Example, first girl I ever asked out laughed in my face and then went and told her friends who, in plain view of me, all laughed together. Fuck genetic girls, not interested.

Not into fucking tranny butts but they give great oral.

>also wtf nigga go fuck a hooker or escort you retard smh

She is an escort.

>Pretty difficult to find a tranny "in the wild"
Have you tried Orlando?

find a better looking one, start with luck, fuck a nice looking people
>to fuck this you can fuck your dad

ITS A MAN YOU FAGGOT BOOOOIIIIIII

When you get rejected like that you move on and go to the next one, her seeing you unphased by that makes them want you. Bitches go crazy when they arent put on a pedestal from what it sounds like you put them on when you were severly naive, which it still sounds like you are and learned 0 social skills.

>Didnt do P.E
Second problem is not being fit learn to love yourself before you expect others to love you

enjoy youre aids faggot

aids equal for everyone

>Second problem is not being fit learn to love yourself before you expect others to love you

I didn't do PE because I played rugby for my county. Getting my butt kicked in PE then being tired afterschool at training would be no good. I got signed off - didn't have to take PE.

>enjoy youre aids faggot
>youre
>you are
>enjoy you are aids
>Enjoy you are AIDS, faggot.

Clearly an intelligent individual.

I did. Not worth the guilt and shame after you realise that reality is different to porn. Just try a woman first then try.

Yeah, make sure she uses lube.

>they need to be for their job or they'd never get work again.
completely untrue, look at any big business today. All you need to is new customers and you can peddle all the lies you want.

More.

They're all reviewed and discussed on the internet. You give someone HIV and you're never working again however many times you change your name.

>Yeah, make sure she uses lube.

I will.