Badly explain video game thread

badly explain video game thread
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>be in several parts of army
>spend 8 to 9 years chasing one man

Stuff falls down and I lose

are people still playing battlefront ?

Tetris?

not sure didn't get the new one.
still play battlefront 2 once in a while

Yeah

Am a kid
Grow up
Play instrument
Kick guys ass twice

Ocarina of time

black?

>Try and find my kid
>Find kid and kill big bad dude and his army.
>Play cards

>has hat
>makes turns
>get cube

>ruin coworkers lunch
>beat things with shiny stick
>counter terrorists win
>talk to your employer and get suspended for 20 or so years

>Be teenager
>Move to the country
>Make friends
>Solve murders
>Fight a giant eyeball
>Be friends with a pervert bear

Mario Kart

>Go on vacation
>Identity stolen
>Get blamed for pollution and vandalism by corrupt legal system
>Forced to clean it

Life half

Yugioh 5Ds

>Be alien
>Crash
>Lead a horde
>Survive or die

Super Mario Sunshine

The Witcher 3.

>go to arab paradise with your mates
>kill needlessly
>hate game

Nope

Nailed it buddy

Witcher 3?

Yugioh GX

yessir

>Kill bad guys
>Kill survivors
>Document everything

>Move to a new land
>Be forced into crippling debt
>Become a veritable slave to pay off debt
>Debt gets higher
>You will never be free

>GF stolen
>Give alien a Pepsi
>Put hamster in microwave
>Rockin' music

>be god
>kill niggers

animal crossing

Piki min or someshit

yup

Pikmin

>piss on people
>steal opposing teams whore
>win
>piss on some more people

>Swastika
>AIDS
>Pools closed

>Blow up prototypes
>Kill pilots
>The moon

>kill multiple people
>can't stop taking drugs
>can't skip this fucking cutscene

>Father is Liam Neeson
>Things are bitching
>Live in the ground
>Your dad says "fuck this shit"
>Follow your dad
>Do some mad science
>Save the water

Fallout 3
Too easy
Fuck you
Fuck Fallout
Fuck Sup Forums
Fuck you
Fuck vidya

Heavy Rain

Whole damn thing is a cutscene

Fallout

Fallout 3

>blonde wrecks shop
>employed
>castle
>impalement
>blonde dies
>space battle
>blonde lives

Conkers Bad Furday?

Nope

I can smell gwent from a mile away.

Club Penguin

Nop

>be me
>crush on qt 3.14 who lives round the corner from me
>some big fag dragon shits up my kingdom and puts shitty purple diamonds everywhere
>kill mercenaries and burgle houses in order to make living
>spend it all in the only shop on the planet, owned by a jew
>collect eggs and shit while smashing big fag's purple ground dildos
>meet autistic leopard who thinks he's my friend
>meet pensioners who teach me things in return for being able to gaze at my handsome youth body
>eventually banish big fag dragon
>all this and still didnt bang qt 3.14

no

The Witcher 3. Easy

>Get trapped in shitty town
>Beat up criminals
>Get accused of killing best friend
>Guy wants to play games with you through entire thing

modern warfare

>make animals fight and kill
>get nifty pins

Undertale?

Close...

Spyro?

Spyro?

It's Habbo then

GTA4

yes

Nope

>aliens come down to kill everyone
>hero goes back in time to stop them
>he stops them

Yep
>clown dies
>you carry him out

>basically be a silent protag
>have bear friend
>crossdress at some point
>tv

Batman Arkham City

Ff 7

Hotline miami 2

>I've covered wars ya'know.

>See the emperor being murdered while escaping from prison
>emperor gives you super important task
>run around the province aimlessly for years
>never complete the super important task you were given

Time Splitters?

TES IV

>sports player
>time travel
>dance
>HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ×3
>pilgrimage
>beat dad
>cliffhanger

Nope. here

>aliens come back every 25 years
>starts in 2016
>paved the way for GTA
>company no longer exists

Dead Rising

Dead Rising

Bingo.

>Be an enhanced being
>Learn of an evil scientist
>Use enhanced capabilities to traverse the world
>Acquire items that will keep you alive
>Defeat his mechanical abominations
>Save the world

da

Suck it nerd

grentext - running
grentext - go up and down for rest of game BUT
grentext - gren pancake appear?
grentext - go fishing
grentext - hook albanian prostitute
grentext - simpsons gets spoiled

Persona 4

Faggot, you just copied mine

It's Persona 4

sanic

>Having a day with the kid
>Black out
>Wake up in street, child missing
>What the fuck?
>Spend the next couple of days yelling for him.
>The neighbourhood cop had him

>little niggers dig in dirt & shit to expend territory & get monneh
>build rooms to attract other types of niggers
>slap niggers to make them work faster
>use the big niggers to kill some medieval fags or destroy shiny pulsing ball

yus

>own jacket
>kill alot of russians
>get arrested

>popular pretty boy
>actually a total pussy
>always crying about family issues
>shit gets fucked up
>only my drunk uncle is still around and he makes fun of me pretty often
>meet a bitch
>don't fuck
>meet a bitch
>make out and shit
>kill a faggot 5 times
>kill the big boss
>die

POSTAL 2

Funnel Fantasy X

Heavy rain?

FFX

yesir

Sí

postal

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Populous

I have yet to have anyone get mine, so I am starting with all the hints I gave throughout the last thread:

> oh god the laughing just won't end
> how are you laughing when I blew your head off
> the blood channel
> sweet wrestling moves
> one of the truly best games on the Gamecube
> most likely the first game to show cel shading doesn't have to be cutesy