Hey Sup Forums, will my .177 Crosman pellet gun kill me if I shoot myself in the temple...

Hey Sup Forums, will my .177 Crosman pellet gun kill me if I shoot myself in the temple? Tomorrow may bring sadness and if it does, I'm opting out. Will bump with porn. pic related, my bunny killer.

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probably not fam, not much you can do

Fuck. Ideally would be just my own little suicide in my home, but if it won't kill me I suppose I could always call the cops on myself and come out with my pellet gun. More painful, i'd expect.

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nope, if you shoot out an eyee you can get welfare though, probably.

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Op

A. It won't work

B. You'll just get brain damage which is worse than death

See a counselor or a therapist, don't kill yourself. Too many people care about you, don't pretend no one would be sad.

Well then lad, I'd consider not using a pellet gun


exit bags are the way to go tbh

ah, don't get goin with that shit. I can't see a therapist or counselor, all my families money is funneled into my sisters therapy and constant ambulance rides for falsely accusing my parents of abuse.

If I died tomorrow, no one would know for days. And when they did find out, they'd say "oh what a shame." and move on. I have no emotional attachment to anyone, and vice versa. Tomorrow is the only reason I'm still alive right now, and if it goes south I have nothing left.

how do I make that?

not really. I mean.. if it penetrates, it won't go all the way through. You would die eventually, but from infection and probably after a few agonizing weeks of brain-splitting headaches followed by a state of near constant panic and hallucination. Odds are you or someone else will get you to the hospital where they will remove the bb and leave you with brain damage for the rest of your life.

Go to wallmart.. buy some 12 gauge birdshot, then go to lowes and get shit to make this :mindtomachine.blogspot.com/2014/08/12-gauge-pipe-shotgun.html

You stupid fucking kid. Everyone who jumps off the Golden Gate bridge to kill themselves and survives reports realizing they shouldn't have jumped in the middle of their jump. They realzie that their problems can be fixed. So can yours. I wanted to die user and then I came very close to dying. You regret it when confronted with death. Don't be a pussy.

Well, then I'll make sure not to jump off the golden gate bridge.

Don't listen to these idiots, you absolutely can kill yourself using this gun, just take it into a convenience store, take some hostages and wait for the cops to show up and then charge at them. If you're lucky the cashier might be packing and blow your head off

>survives reports realizing they shouldn't have jumped in the middle of their jump

two things. 1) the human brain will cut off all logical thought in the face of immenint death.
2) confusing result with causation. People who jump of the Golden Gate and change their mind are the only ones who will survive.. when they change their minds they straighten out and slip through the water. Those who don't hit head on with 0% chance of survival.

OP what's happening 2moro?

NO
do not do this. That gun is pretty obviously a bb. if they call that in .. the cops will surrround the place and just taze you.. sending you to jail.. Better to call them yourself... say there is a guy with a rifle shooting people.. and when they pull up and get out.. quickly jump out of the bushes and aim it at them.

That's a lot of speculation. Killing yourself also isn't a logical action in the first place. Any problem can be fixed or worked on and everyone has problems.

That's not the point you drama queen.

This please

true dat

I don't think cops check to make sure. If you charge at an officer with a gun-shaped object you're gonna get shot at. There was that video of the kid who made a finger gun and the cop just blew him away in like half a second.

I know, but I don't agree with you

Not going into too much detail in case it works out, tomorrow essentially determines if I'm homeless, fired, and disowned, or if I get the chance to live a life.

You obviously have never had one of those kind of problems if you believe that is the case.

it's usually not one thing.. it's the compounding of many things that simultaneously prevent you from solving the others... essentially trapping you. As time goes by, it gets harder. Once the effort required for your possible solutions becomes to great along with the risk of failure, the statistics will say "it is overwhelmingly likely that nothing will improve" and if the small odds of success are trumped by the pain of surviving.. death becomes the effective option.

Just get a single shot shotgun. It'll cost you under a hundred and it'll work the first time. Get some tarp though it might get messy.

Yeah OP, talk to us. Maybe we can help.

Who says suicide can't be logical?

You just don't understand modular logic, user.

Dumb fag

>>I don't think cops check to make sure. If you charge at an officer with a gun-shaped object you're gonna get shot at. There was that video of the kid who made a finger gun and the cop just blew him away in like half a second.

>pretty obviously a bb. if they call that in .. the cops will surrround the place and just taze you

If they don't say it's a bb, then yeah.. the cops will blow you away. However I have heard of cases where people use BB guns.. the person who call's 911 confirms this.. the cops will try to observe first.. and if they note that it is a fake, they will take non-lethal measures. Suicide by cop is very common and if it's obvious, they won't kill you.

Don't take the easy way out, man. Tough it out and you can look back on this sometime and realize how stupid of an idea it was.

Killing yourself is so selfish don't be an idiot op. You might as well stick a gun to your mother or fathers head if you are going to kill yourself.

How old are you OP?

OP here, yep
yeah, that DIY-shotgun looked promising. If I can't build that it'll be suicide by cop.
ok
Yeah, if I call it in myself, "I'm holding hostages at *address*" and then run outside weilding a fairly realistic looking gun, they should shoot
that was my thought process about 4 years ago, steadily declined since then. This is my last chance.

Wow, literally like 40 seconds late. Shit doesn't auto update on my phone, fuck off you autist piece of shit

How old are you OP?

Clearly im the autist by the fag who can't read or scroll up funny concept huh

yup.. say someone was shooting. Don't do 'hostages' because when that happens police try to assess the situation before rushing in.. giving them a chance to identify that you are lying. Call in.. say it's an active shooter.. bang some wood blocks together really hard over the phone.

Wasn't posted while I was typing, retard

However OP, i would suggest what I plan on doing..

just gonna take some illegal roids. Get swole and hot or die trying. At least i can say i made an effort.

Hey that's what I'm doing right now! If I want to die anyway I might as well fll the biggest coffin I can.

In which case, put some black electrical tape on the end of the gun. When I was 17, a buddy of mine had some extremely realistic looking air-soft guns. We had about 7 cops cars and two tactical units.. they rushed out and had rifles aimed at us. We were dumb.. shooting at cars and such. Long story short, you can easily get blown away by cops. Just take the orange tip and make it black. We were lucky cuz we saw the person who called on us, so we threw the guns in a bush at my friends house.

Wouldn't it be more selfish for them to want their child to live a life of suffering just so they don't have to deal with the temporary pain of losing a loved one?
Wouldn't it be selfish for them to force someone to live in their own prison for all their life just so you can know they are still alive?

I made this clear to my parents. They understand now. I'm not afraid of that anymore.

The entire point of a pellet gun is that it's next to impossible to kill a person with it. You'd be better off trying to shove the barrel in your ear.

If i take the shotgun route, I will go out into a ditch or pond or park or something. I don't want to have people have to clean up a rotting body and I don't want to depreciate the value of my house for the people who will inherit it.

>I wanted to die user and then I came very close to dying. You regret it when confronted with death. Don't be a pussy.

Get a fucking load of this guy! You couldn't even kill yourself, hahahahahahaha!!? You know what's worse than dying? Living like a beta pussy cucklord your whole life.

ITT: people who have never had to live in darkness telling tired people who are stuck in it how they think they can get out.

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You definitely need to kill yourself too bro.

This is the entire premise behind suicide.. however humans will fear and avert death .. even if it is our ownly choice to end the pain.

People who kill themselves are no more afraid to die then those who don't.. they just have things far worse to fear.. making death the more palatable option.

I will. Don't you worry. Just gonna try to enjoy what i can for the next year-ish

hey op sad things happen but youre just thinking about it too hard.

make yourself some really good food, get high or drunk, jerk off a lot, play jokes on random people. that's usually helps me haha

GL

So I'm not wrong. I know this much, dude.

Why not just buy a razor blade and go to town? Sure it'll hurt but if life is such endless pain surely you can stand a little more to end it all?

Why wait? Why suffer dude? Do it now. Make with great haste and make noose comrade.

For him it seems that the pains in life were overridden by the positives.. or there was reason to acquire and use a form of legitimate hope.
good for him.
He is being idiotic in his assumption that all others have the same set of circumstances.

Loose ends.. haven't run out of hope-points yet. I figure i will eventually, I can be apathetic for only so long. It's falling away.

also fuck a noose.. that's gotta be the worst way to go.

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Just jump off a high place

Ok attention whore OP I'll feed the troll, what happens tomorrow?

Actually a properly measured and tied noose is very humane and efficient. It should snap your neck

Come on dude, don't kill yourself. Things will get better, and I'm sure there are people that care about you too. There's help out there man, you just need to look.

At least TRY being an alcoholic or getting addicted to opiates before you go straight to the suicide route.

Seconded

100% this. Gotta try heroin at least once OP

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probably not without a pellet designed for penetration or at least shooting through the soft spot in the back of the roof of your mouth

but seriously, don't be a cunt. I tell you this information only because if you fuck it up, you'll be far worse off than just being dead. consider that.

a shot gun is like 200 bucks dude

Cmon OP what's so great about tomorrow that's gonna save you?

l'm going to propose to my girlfriend.

breaking your neck does not kill you instantly. You are a live for a pretty long while.. you will still be strangled slowly... the only difference is you won't be able to move.

shotgun up through the mouth is the best way.

That particular air rifle would totally kill you OP.
They sell pretty nasty rounds at walmart, ballistic tipped.

If you break it correctly its gonna be pretty fast. If you're going to use a shotgun don't put it in your mouth it's going to kick back and shatter your teeth as it tears part of your head off

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Don't do that, that's a terrifying death.. chances are you live in a podunk town and all the cops know you and won't kill you because you have a pellet gun.. don't be a fucking retard you teenager

My wife and her friend falsified a police report and told them I wanted suicide by cop. My wife knows I am terrified of cops and thought I would freak out and get killed. If I am dead she can continue on with her citezenship with no problem and have all of my money.. 2 weeks ago

She stole my cat, my fucking baby cat who loves me and hates her

TF are you crying about that you wanna shoot yourself with a fucking bb gun?

Man the fuck up bro

well then go away on a plane to vegas and spend all the money you can get on drugs and hookers.

Lol you're a piece of shit. She gets punished with guilt forever if she says no and if she says yes she's stuck with some mentally unstable cuck. Do the right thing and kys now

You seriously gonna let your life depend on that OP? Mannnn, don't do it. You can get past that, it's trivial.

Why do you care if she is punished with guilt? If she says no to me she is a fucking slut.

Oh, yeah I got taken down by the fucking swat team while I had friends over.. 6 ar-15s trained on my face.. that I saw

Directly outside of my door in front of all of my neighbors and friends

Saying no to you doesn't make her a slut. You sound young as shit maybe she's not ready for something like that, or maybe she realizes youre mentally unstable and unfit for long term, or that she doesn't wanna breed with a mental retard. If she's a slut for saying no it's because she's already a slut for a reason and you shouldn't propose. Tldr you're clearly retarded don't put it off any longer

OP you're pretty far gone. You should speak to a professional of some sort.

Shoot into ear, it will definitely hit your brain stem

writersforensicsblog.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/question-and-answer-what-happens-when-someone-is-hanged/

With a shotgun your limbic brain, sensory systems, and information sorting functions will be completely vaporized before recoil even makes the gun move. The shockwave will quickly destroy all cognitive processes by the time the gun even touches your teeth.


you break your neck.. depending on where you break it and what you break.. it could be 1-3 minutes before you die.. Could sever an artery.. about 1 minute until death.. could just severe the connection for breathing and you slowly suffocate. You might even get a partial and just be stuck there for hours or days unable to move.

SeeThis user knows how to do it with a bb gun. Your argument is as invalid as OP would be after that earshot lolol

l'd rather hang myself than look like a spent firecracker after l die. That's humilliating.

Here you go

small low velocity projectiles don't create the cavitation necessary to cause wide-spread tissue destruction. Hell... a .22LR to the temple is unlikely to cause instant death.

This will help you

yes your crosman can kill you. just go point it at a cop and the rest will work itself out....

Yeah I was making an "invalid" joke... like a vegetable. I know a bb to the eardrum isnt gonna kill you

No it won't .177 or .22 well not go through your skull.

might not even make you a veggie... I would guess something weird would happen.. like you would never be able to turn to the left again, maybe replace half of your vocabulary with one word, maybe make you forget only things that happened on weekends for the last 2 years, or cause make it so all you want to have, think about, or do is related to grilled cheese sandwiches.

You would be lucky to be a veggie