I have a problem with chronic constipation, how does one get rid of it?
Some things you need to know:
>I poop every 7 days >sometimes use light based laxatives >My IQ is 126 >I am bi-curious
I had to get this off my chest, btw what makes me poop the best is something funny, i dont know why.
only serious answers are accepted please
Adam Williams
>only serious answers are accepted please
>Sup Forums
good luck.
Luke Lee
there are good souls everywhere :^)
Jason Davis
Stop eating so much cheese?
Asher Gutierrez
i know.
Landon Lewis
I don't eat cheese, maybe lack of fiber, but no cheese :
Caleb Ross
>bi Stop getting you shit pushed in.
Carter Wright
I came
Chase Bailey
pitted prunes, yo
Nicholas Ward
Eat better, more veggies less tendies.
Easton Martin
oh my why did you have to post this
Isaiah Gutierrez
7 days
Caleb Wilson
thanks bruv
Ian Gray
actually 19 virgin :)
Ian Rogers
>IQ of 126
Still cant figure out how to have a normal bowel movement.
Aaron Campbell
Take a dick in the ass, it'll loosen you up
Grayson Morgan
Pooping almost always stops my constipation, try that.
Jack Bailey
I have a problem with chronic diarrhea. If somehow we could just meet in the middle, both of our lives would be better.
Bentley Cook
shit happens, i do other stuff good though, but have problem with poop
Adrian Reed
Smoke a cig and have some coffee. Guaranteed success.
Connor Adams
Am currently taking a shit right now
Brandon Lewis
it's tuesday.
Juan Perez
no shit
Blake Howard
Well, that's something
Aiden Diaz
>IQ of 126 >obvious grammar mistake
Anthony Morris
Psyllium husk, same shit thats in metamusil etc. When you wake in the morning have hot water mix in 2 tablespoons of applecider vinegar and squeeze some lemon in. Drink lots of water then take the psyllium husk. Cut out your shit diet of sugars and salts. Also have 2 tablespoons of coconut oil or olive oil. Your intestines are severely dehydrated and lack the oils necessary for your body to remove waste efficiently.
STOP DRINKING COFFEE AND ALCOHOL diaretics are a no go until you have balanced your body out
Aaron Williams
i agree, although i think diarrhea is less of a problem than constipation
Brody Clark
kys
Chase Scott
not english bruvv
Jordan Hernandez
thanks i'll have this in mind
Daniel Butler
>diarrhea is less of a problem yup, my main diet is alcohol and fast food, shit liquid 5 times a day and it's great.
Logan Green
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Luke Sanders
>am bi curious
quit taking so many dicks OP
how are you gonna take a shit if some bloke is blocking the road already?
Thomas Powell
thanks not great, in fact that is horrible, but look at it this way, you poop, the only thing you have to do is make your poop a bit harder
Camden Peterson
read this
Kevin James
You don't drink enough coffee
Chase Carter
Shit ain't happening
John Smith
i hardly drink coffee, sometimes when i go out with a friend, other than that i usually drink lot of zero coke
Kevin Wright
Nurse here. Some people poop every day, some once a week. The frequency isn't the problem, constipation is. Prolonged laxative use may increase constipation. Are your stools black? As others have said, include more fiber in your diet. Drink more water. Exercise regularly.
Wyatt Ortiz
it was an expression, thanks for ruining it
Gavin Myers
it's how i keep my boyish 200lb figure, don't knock it. get on my diet bro.
Nicholas Foster
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Hunter Scott
>Shit ain't happening
Luis Powell
well last year i used laxatives, dulcolax ALOT, i stopped in january and i was lax-free for almost six months (in the meantime I had a bowel movement every 7 days) . stool isnt black, just sometimes the first one is hard to pass. sometimes there is light blood and sometimes its fine.
Luke Turner
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Jacob Lee
Under rated post
Matthew Brooks
mix slim fast with chocolate milk mix. lots of lactose. you'll be squirting in minutes.
Jose Davis
So like clockwork. So not constipated. So shit happens.
Connor Walker
7 days is too much i think, i'd be happy with 3 days
Dylan Turner
Nice quads
Jordan Rogers
I had a huge cheese burrito and wound up constipated as fuck, & tried so hard to shit I got a hemmoroid. Then I has the pain of a roid plus the pain of being constipated, and over the next week, actual shitting was so insanely excruciating I blacked out.
Eventually i got through that. The next thanksgiving, the only place open was the burrito shop, and once again, had one, andonce again, constipation the next day, but remembering the horror of the previous year, I trinmed my fingernails down, scooped up some vaseline, and worked two fingers in, pulled them out and that was it. Problem solved. Wash hands.
You can be squeamish about your own body up until you've suffered through bleeding hemmoroid constipation for a couple weeks.
Jose Wright
the light bleeding is caused by the tears in your colon from those giant poops. Visit a doctor. I can't diagnose you.
Nathan Miller
Oh and I forgot to say this , every time i get a slight urge to poop I get scared (as a child i had problem with hard to pass stools and to this day i scared that it will hurt etc) and delay the urge as long as possible.
Michael Flores
OP, life is good IQ of 126 Can bang guys or girls Don't have to blow money on reams of TP Clean asshole most of the time, guys will appreciate that.
Austin Barnes
have had to do the same thing for almost the same reason kek. This user knows whats good.
Chase Jenkins
thats so metal.
David Scott
This
Kayden Gray
as i said, light bleeding doesn't happen always, sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesnt.
it usually happens when i struggle to pass a stool
really shy when it comes to docs
Gabriel Gray
Have you tried pooping?
Cameron Wright
tomorrow is 7 days since last bowel movement
Joshua James
>thats so metal.
Benjamin Perez
btw i dont want to come this this phase
Hunter Diaz
You gotta strain like Elvis
Carson Watson
should I take a laxative or see where it goes without it?
Robert Foster
We've seen it all bud. No one will judge you.
Andrew Scott
google: "Garden of Life Raw Probiotics Ultimate Care 30 Vegetarian Capsules " You will get the ultimate probiotic, it will make your shits daily and velvety smooth.
you may even loose weight and feel healthy for once. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Connor Reyes
metamucil >40 grams daily >and stop getting your shit pushed in
Brody Hughes
Yeah I didn't either. Thats why the second time, I realized, the possibility of getting a little of your own shit on your finger is a pretty small price to pay, compared to the alternative.
Carter Parker
lets say i visit a doc and refer to him with my prob. what exactly would he do to me?
Jackson Powell
get the bucket of vasoline out user, you are at that phase.
Caleb Scott
>Garden of Life Raw Probiotics Ultimate Care 30 Vegetarian Capsules I'll take a look at this thanks
Easton Cox
If you havent gone for a week, it will be like rough sex when it works
Ethan Taylor
Finger up the bum. At least you like that.
Adam Moore
OP, you should be shitting atleast once a day, 2-3 times if you're healthy.
Considering the fact that you're probably some fat neckbeard, I'll just assume you're not healthy.
Basically you're making your body toxic as fuck, enjoy dying faggot.
Isaac Davis
dont just look, order that shit nigger, its 30 bucks and will fuckin change your life.
unlike most shit probiotics, that one has actual bio diversity. I suffered from chronic fissures, hemmeroids...it got so bad i had to go to the ER to treat a deep fissue that turned into a fistula. I tried everything. Laxitives. Psylum husks. nothing worked. I swear to motherfucking god that shit will clear you up. just try it, its only 30 bucks
from user.
Jace Brown
Increase fiber to at least 30 grams a day. Make at least 10 grams of it psylium husk fiber until things get running again
Juan Cruz
stick a CLove of Garlic up your ass after every poop for about a month, not only will it clear up your Butt, but you'll probably loose weight healthily while your at it. I went from a 38-34 as a man, let myself stabilize without doing it for about 2 monthes and now I'm starting up again (I'm betting I'm almost a 32 again) I had a similar problem.
Grayson Wilson
drink some coffee faggot.
Connor Clark
the dubs of truth
Jaxon Gonzalez
7 days?
bitch i just went 9 weeks without shitting
..it was actually horrible and a miracle i didn't tear something and die from fecal peritonitis.
William Perez
>126 whoa, we've got a genius here guys
Xavier Perez
he only wants the cream
Jaxon Gomez
thanks for the kind words.
i weigh 79kg and am around 182cm tall, so i dont think i'm overweight.
Justin Clark
how is this possible
Carter Morales
He'd ask you questions about your diet, exercise, fluid intake and make recommendations. From what you've said, there are no obstructions with defecating, no bloody stool. At worst you have hemorrhoids from all the pushing and show you how to perform an enema on yourself.
Lucas Harris
but how many stones and hands?
Ryan Butler
I will thanks user!
Alexander Miller
anything is possible on the internet.
Carson Morgan
I'd skip the enema part lol
Angel Gutierrez
Coffee makes me shit...especially after drinking. To each his own.
Asher Gonzalez
Drink lots of water
Christian Richardson
large amounts of heroin and not wanting to go because i was afraid of the pain. it just really got away from me.
Isaac Fisher
what if you scissor each other and you blast diarrhea up his ass which will flush out his mega poo and suck some of it back in to your ass thus helping plug you up JUST enough but not TOO much
Mason Green
>especially after drinking splashing it in the face doesn't work as well?
Henry Phillips
and how did you get that massive poop out of you?
dont do heroin, are you clean now?
Nicholas Johnson
>JUST enough but not TOO much
i just spit beer on my laptop you asshole.
Chase Howard
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Owen Hall
70% of these answers are pure rubbish.
Sup Forumss acting childish imo
Noah Morris
Ok then, let me rephrase that, you're unhealthy as fuck.
Skinny =/= Healthy
You probably have a shit diet and you don't exercise.
Colton Lee
Eat whole plant foods before you need an emergency appendectomy.