Can we have an Omegle raid? for old time's sake?

Can we have an Omegle raid? for old time's sake?
>Put tumblr in interests
>make sure you say your name is Dan at some point in the conversation
>try to as offensive as possible
Post results if you want

Other urls found in this thread:

4224doctors.blogspot.com
tumblr.com/search/dan mumford
danmumford-blog.tumblr.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

bump for interest

bump

Bump

oldie, but still a goodie.

063 064 040 063 062 040 063 062 040 063 064 040 066 064 040 066 146 040 066 063 040 067 064 040 066 146 040 067 062 040 067 063 040 062 145 040 066 062 040 066 143 040 066 146 040 066 067 040 067 063 040 067 060 040 066 146 040 067 064 040 062 145 040 066 063 040 066 146 040 066 144 040 062 060 040 066 071 040 067 063 040 062 060 040 067 067 040 066 070 040 066 065 040 067 062 040 066 065 040 062 060 040 067 071 040 066 146 040 067 065 040 067 062 040 062 060 040 066 145 040 066 065 040 067 070 040 067 064 040 062 060 040 067 062 040 066 061 040 066 071 040 066 064 040 062 060 040 066 062 040 066 065 040 066 067 040 066 071 040 066 145 040 067 063 040 062 143 040 062 060 040 064 064 040 066 061 040 066 145.

lets do it

‌ ‌ ▲
▲‌ ▲______________________
4224doctors.blogspot.com
>Your name is "Dan" (just do it)
▲ ▲``````````````````````````````````````
  ▲,,

k

>689644166
104-2618057-9596241104-2618057-9596241

...

Sure thing

beautiful

>>Memes Google drive

...

I I see you have a pentium tab open. If your browsing computers for gaming, don't get a pentium. The lowest gaming processor I would recommend... i5 4-core

I love Sup Forums

I was actually trying to make the cheapest intel build ever lol

This is great lmao

...

that was a fucking mess

...

...

Stranger: WHat do u think of the Orlando shootings?
You: what shooting?
Stranger: the one 2 days ago
You: what are you talking about
Stranger: r u actually special
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: or r u from b
Stranger: i think ur from b
You: My name is Danielle don't take me for a fool, Dan.
Stranger: ur definitely from Sup Forums
You: what is that?
You: Sup Forums
Stranger: oh its the virus in ur computer
Stranger: remove it by deleting System 32
You: Lol oh stop it
You: anyway
You: have you seen that banana meme going around? xD
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i saw it on Tumblr
Stranger: tumblr is my life
Stranger: im a furry too btw

Excuse me but u missed the emoticons at the end

1/2

2/2

haha i lost it when u said "ur definitely from Sup Forums"

bump

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: You know
You: I was arrested one time
You: have you ever been?
Stranger: yes
You: See, there was this cop car
You: with a cop in it
You: named dan
You: I masturbated infront of him
You: and came on his shirt
You: I have aids
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: shemale
Stranger: kik?
You: demitransheterogenousdicorticoid
You: and I self identify as a train
You: yes
You: retardjewnigger666

>this entire thread
may as well have called it a cringe thread

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: M
You: yo
You: F
You: 14
Stranger: Age
You: 14
Stranger: Cool
You: u
Stranger: 18
You: kik?
Stranger: Snap?
You: sure
You: @thisisofficerDanJohnsonVPD
You: you pedophile
You: I will rape your corpse

I was expecting a much better reaction. oh well

Was there ever a time where omegle threads were about posting wins of chicks being whores?

This is officer Dan Johnson, with the Venereal PD.
You're gonna be the little girl in prison, faggot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hii
You: Hi
You: What you doing>?
Stranger: oh you know
Stranger: trying to make some new friends with similar interests!!!! hahaha #tumblr
Stranger: am i right?? XDDD
You: Can i rant?
You: Need someone to talk to
Stranger: what do you mean? haha
Stranger: oh sure thing! hehe
Stranger: go for it o-o
You: My name is dan btw
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: nice to meet you Dan
Stranger: haha xDD
You: I fucking hate squinty eyed niggers. They fucking steal everythin we white normal people own.
You: They rape everyone too
You: Like go back to your monkey farms
Stranger: woahhhhh
You: know what i mean?
Stranger: woah Dan plz calm down for a second hehe XD , i think we're jumping a little ahead of ourselves
Stranger: i mean i guess i can see where you're coming from Dan, but on the other hand. Black Lives DO matter? havent you seen all the activist movements all over tumblr?
You: I'm glad i killed my nigger father that named me dan
You: Al niggers should be sent to salt mines
Stranger: Tumblr has a lot of great inspirational pictures that help us, civilized people, enjoy one another
Stranger: Dan, please hear me out on this
Stranger: This means a lot to me right now ...
You: I hate fags too
Stranger: im gonna cry
Stranger: Dan please
You: Fucking queers
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: im crying
Stranger: Dan please.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: dan
You: yes
Stranger: what
You: i know
Stranger: who the fuck are you
You: gg
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS DAN
Stranger: ARE YOU HACKING THIS
You: you know what they say, another day, another dollar
Stranger: FUCK YOU YOU TRIGGERED ME THANKS DAN
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: Please respect black people! BlackLivesMatter... have you no soul Dan
You: *Musim at a bar* Shots for everyone
Stranger: Oh my goodness Dan!
Stranger: DAN
Stranger: THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Stranger: so many muslims could be offended by that! Take that back!
You: Sand niggers
You: fucking hate them
Stranger: how can you say you like tumblr!? has TUMBLR TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: im crying so hard right now
Stranger: at your ignorance
Stranger: it pains me! Dan. i loved you.
Stranger: Dx
You: I blame the jews that run this country for one
You: I also blame that nigger in the oval office
You: osama bin president
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: dan im leaving
You: 69
Stranger: i cant handle your stuff
You: 666
You: Heil hitler
Stranger: im crying so hard right now
Stranger: im offended and you should rethink yourself
You: "So hard"
Stranger: reevaluate your life
Stranger: goodbye Dan.
Stranger: goodbye '
Stranger has disconnected.

dubs confirm

goddammit, I tried to be nice and now Im being too nice and now we're actually hitting it off. Should I keep going for the lulz or go for the nudes?

Go for the nudes if you're going to share. Lulz if you aren't.

Here's my first one

Of course I would share, Im not that much of a cunt. Going for the nudes

this is autism the first thing i said was cunt and immediately i got ip banned and porn ads popped up on my pc in full volume. i cant believe they started banning in omegle

lol i ran into a guy and he said he was from this Sup Forums board called Sup Forums. he said his name was dan also hahaha wtf

Bump

Bumpy bop

...

More of this

fun fact, I was the one on the other end of this

I would participate, but my name is actually Dan so it would be a little bit akward

I have faith in you user

Get danned

Stranger: hi
Stranger: name?
You: dan
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: i cant find anyone to troll
You: let me guess... you've seen 999 other dans
You: you from Sup Forums
Stranger: EVERONE IS DAN
Stranger: yep
Stranger: and i cant find anyone to troll
You: well played user
Stranger: later
You: keep trolling brother, look at the thread for a post of this
You: gg
Stranger: ima go find someone not from b
Stranger: later

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: How you doing?
Stranger: I
Stranger: I'm doing fine
Stranger: How about you?
You: Pretty... ok
You: I had a shitty day at work
Stranger: Aww man, what happened>
Stranger: ?
You: Boss was like "Dan do this, Dan do that"
Stranger: "Dan get off Sup Forums"
Stranger:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: WARNING REDDIT IS TRYING TO SPAM SAYNIG THERE NAME IS DAN!
You: dan
Stranger has disconnected.

Second one

IM TRYING MAN BUT THIS BITCH WONT LET UP AND IM BAD AT CONVOS

WARNING REDDIT IS TRYING TO SPAM SAYNIG THERE NAME IS DAN!

You: hey
Stranger: zoot
You: i'm dan
Stranger: ;-/////
Stranger: this is so 2012 wyd
You: what's up with all these niggers?
Stranger: bih wyd
You: alabama nigger as free as can be to hell with the naacp

I had a lot of fun with this guy
1/5

2/5

3/5

4/5

Met another dan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: what
Stranger: Hey listen
You: dan?
Stranger: dont join the army
You: ok...
Stranger: I was a LT
Stranger: they called me Lt. dan
You: IM DONE
You: gg dan
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: dubs get

5/5

………………………………………._¸„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

oh look. a giant penis

Hey shitlord, you can post that one, im just too lazy to screencap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: just hanging out. here ya from , fella?
Stranger: Alaska, you?
You: danmark
You: i mean denmark
Stranger: haha nicee
Stranger: I'm a girl btw
You: doubt it
Stranger: haha check my tumblr out silver_rose_petals
You: im gonna need some convincing
You: what is it about
Stranger: haha mines like everything, i post nudes and other but it things i like; plus weed
You: nudes of you?
Stranger: yeah
You: could you post "dan the man" on your tumblr?
You: its my birthday
Stranger: what your tumblr first
You: let me get ya the link
Stranger: lol okay
You: tumblr.com/search/dan mumford
You: here ya go
You: are you brittinay
You: *brittangy
You: *britain
Stranger: umm which one though
Stranger: haha no I'm Alaskan
You: danmumford-blog.tumblr.com/
Stranger has disconnected.


Didnt know how the fuck tumblr works and wasnt prepared for so many questions

You both like Tumblr.

You: Hey

Stranger: Hey

You: whatchu doin rn?

Stranger: Listening to music, whatcha up to?

You: eating soup with a fork

Stranger: Quality

You: im out of spoons :/

Stranger: Drinking it would probably be easier friend

You: tell me a bit about yourself

Stranger: Umm I'm kinda boring. I like music, sleeping, cats, weed, tie dye, piercings

Stranger: Music is basically my life

You: >weed

You: quality

Stranger: Like I've been playing since I was eight, I'm going to school for it, always listening to it, I compose a little bit

Stranger: Tell me about youuu

You: my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02

Stranger: HAHAHAHA FUCK WHATS WRO G WITH YOU THATS NOT EVEN A FUNNY JOKE

gold

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how are you
You: Im alright, feeling a little pissed
You: i need to get something off my chest
Stranger: okay you can tell me
You: okay, my name is Dan just btw
Stranger: oh fuck
You: I hate fucking hate niggers that are in my neighborhood. All the fucking nigglet children always steal my son's bike. I have to go to their fucking hut of a home and ask for the bike back from their fucking gorilla of a father. It fucking misses me off.
Stranger: that fucking joke is old
You: it's like not a joke
Stranger: its been going on for 4 years now
You: yeah, that's how fucking often those nigger have been stealing my kids bike
Stranger: i didnt even read what you said haha
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger has disconnected.

Haley called you out nigger

rek'd

Add more interests to get a better and bigger audience.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, i'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02
Stranger: Omfg
Stranger: Fuck this
Stranger: I'm done
You: american history x is my favorite movie
You: you should read the turner diaries
Stranger: Gtg hoe
Stranger has disconnected.

Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
29,000+ online now
Chat with new people now.
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $65.20

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Heya!
You: there are only two genders
You have disconnected.
New chat

The reason we stopped this is because all we get is other dans.

Damn
>Rejected

But I thought you were a gurl???

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey there ;) need a fuck buddy? m 23
You: hi
You: yes
You: pls
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/F/Ca
Stranger: can you fuck 9 inches deep?
You: I've had 12
Stranger: gag? ;)
You: nope
You: What are you doing right now ;)
Stranger: laying in bed
Stranger: hard as hell
Stranger: dying to make a cutie moan ;)
You: damn thats hot af
You: rn im strangling my nigger neighbours four year old child while the fathers watching
You: i just fucking hate the niggers you know?
You: all they do is steal everything, rape white women, and kill each other
You: we should start a genocide against the nig nogs, Hitler knew what was up with the jews

GOLD.

this is a great idea user

oh fuck I'm the stranger, I'm still scalped you really got me !!!

>my name is Dan, im a 37 white ex convict, i was in jail for 10 years for curb stomping a nigger back in 02
>fuck off thats my shit fam

Fuck, that was me. Brilliant idea, though.

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: h3yy
You: Hey, Im Dan
Stranger: hey im jenn
You: Should I tell you a story?
Stranger: okay
You: Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
You: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
You: First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
You: But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
You: Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
You: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
You: Did you like my story?
Stranger: wow that was pretty good
You: Tell me a story?
Stranger has disconnected.

fail

kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what's up
You: nothing, not feeling the best
Stranger: why is that
You: do you mind if i vent it?
Stranger: go for it
You: ok, i'm Dan btw
Stranger: pleasure
You: I hate fucking hate niggers that are in my neighborhood. All the fucking nigglet children always steal my son's bike. I have to go to their fucking hut of a home and ask for the bike back from their fucking gorilla of a father. It fucking misses me off.
Stranger: fuck, what kind of bike is it
You: like a fucking black one
You: that's why they like it
You: fucking nigger color
Stranger: damn, i'd say chrome it up but you know they'd grab that quicker
Stranger: nigs love having those grills in their mouths
Stranger: give it a real color, bright white
You: lol fucking true that shit
Stranger: blind them with the white washing
You: thanks for the advice
You: Fuck niggers

I hope the stranger knew I made a Parappa reference :(

...

Kekaroni

...

...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, bro
Stranger: asl?
You: They call me Dirty Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

How's the progress?