Very fucking oldfag here. 48 year old kissless virgin. Is there still hope?

Very fucking oldfag here. 48 year old kissless virgin. Is there still hope?

Maybe next year bud

How'd this happen now?

I'd laugh at you, but your existence just makes me a little sad.

Go get laid you stupid fuck.

No

There has to be some type of explanation or this is b8

...

Nice trips.

I guess I'm just terminally autistic.

Are you a wizard?

Christ, son. I'm 28 and a kissless virgin. I don't care, really, but there remains a small tinge of pain. Does that never go away?

Every night I feel dead inside climbing into bed alone. It never goes away, just sort of dulls as I age.

This makes me sad, Hope I don't end up like this.

I have severe depression, social anxiety, dismissive avoidant attachment disorder, as well as being very introverted as excuses. I've had plenty of opportunities, I've been called handsome enough times to think it's sincere, but I've never actually been interested in taking the "next step" due to my aforementioned mental bullshit.

What's your excuse?

>I have severe depression, social anxiety, dismissive avoidant attachment disorder, as well as being very introverted as excuses.

Therapistfag here. This is part of your problem. You are not your medical labels. Quit defining yourself by them.

Confirmed wizard. No you're not. Just end it. Im 18 and virgin (not kissless) and your life is exactly what im afraid of

>You are not your medical labels

No, but my medical labels define my behavior in such a way as to make it comprehensible. My behavior would maintain regardless of whether discrete aspects of my psychology were packaged into "labels" or not. I will avoid intimacy regardless of whether it is "known" why I do it or not.

I don't really have a will to start a relationship. It's almost as if I like complaining about being alone, because it's all I have left.

OP why don't you just fuck some bitches?
Take a field trip to Tijuana or Asialand or something and bang some prostitutes. Maybe it'll get your confidence up and you can stop being such a bitchnigga

Yes, but it's "known" that you're a fucking cuck. If a bitch calls you handsome, fuck her. What's so hard about that?

I have a chronic fear of traveling so that can't work. Any other ideas guys?

>48 year old kissless virgin

How the fuck does that even happen? I mean, I'm ugly and horrible at talking to women and I've banged 7 women. I mean, fuck man. My first kiss was at 15 and I was late compared to everyone else.
How the fuck? I mean. Really, how the fuck?

An internet badass? On my Sup Forums?

God why does everyone have such a fucking victim complex nowadays
Is everyone on the planet turning into a fucking cucklord?

I bet you've done nothing to improve your life. You probably just bitch and moan all day

What? Nigga that was the bitchiest trips I've ever seen

Whereabouts do you live, OP? What do you do for work? Do you even lift?

Calm down little one. Your reading comprehension is broken.

You're all retards. All of you, go and bang a hooker so you can see that pussy isn't what you guys want. Sex without love is pointless.

Yes

You are making statements that may or may not be factual and presenting them as fact. That's part of what's defeating you - your own attitude.

I'm not saying it's easy - and I'm not saying that you don't suffer from mental illness. What I am saying, however, is that your only hope of getting better is action - a deliberate, conscientious change in the way you think about yourself and the actions you take. I've seen people with horrifically debilitating mental illnesses recover. What they all had in common was a a willingness and determination to change their perceptions about themselves and the world around them. Perception, self-talk, attitude - that's literally the key to about 80% of mental issues. It's a fact people don't like to hear, because we're so obsessed with quick fixes. But recovery from mental illness takes work. Medications may help, but they are far from a cure. The only thing left is yourself.

>Nigga
>Sup Forums

Get the fuck out you gorilla

I fuck hookers all the time

Trust me boys, paying for sex is the way to fucking go

If singles, OP will get laid this weekend

Kek

Bastard

Nigga this is what I am watching in the other tab. Not only is this literally happening but a thousand fucked up faggots are jerking to it. Of course there is hope.

>Not pouring time and money into a woman for a LTR so she can cheat on you later
It's like you WANT to have your life together!

Ha!

Ignorant nigger

Nope.

I'm not looking for a cure; I don't care enough to attempt to change anything about my situation, but if a third party were to wonder why my personal sexual history deviates so far from the norm, my previous post is as good an explanation as any, if they wanted their idle curiosity sated.

>Chronic fear of traveling
OP you have nobody tying you down, you should really take advantage of that

Damn, OP

Fam why you gonna be like that
Im just tryna help a honky get some!

Wow. 48 years old man? Listen im 18 years old almost 19 and I am currently a virgin and up until a few days ago it ate me up inside.
But after tripping on shrooms it is almost like something in my brain changed, I no longer have anxiety when talking to women and now actually feel confident when talking to them. I plan on getting some poontang before I am 19 which gives me around 3 months. With this new found confidence that should be no problem.
So start working out and do shrooms. We can do it.

This cruel fucking world takes everything and gives nothing in return! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!

>I'm not looking for a cure; I don't care enough to attempt to change anything about my situation

Fair enough. Just know that if you ever change your mind, recovery is possible.

Ouch. Double dubs.

Fag

Post timestamp and penis

tbh im hurt

Fag

Oh. Wow.

Drugs sound dangerous. Guys, isn't there a safer way to get laid than drugs or alcohol? I really don't want to get hurt or arrested.

Step 1: Stop being a fucking pussy.

Step 2: Grow a personality.

Step 3: Get laid.

Shrooms really arnt drugs and not dangerous at all. And you dont do them to get laid dummy, you do it to 'find yourself' and help you get laid.

Bullshit. You would have offed yourself by now.

I don't really want to die. I'm just lonely all the time. Can't you guys just help me out without giving me stupid ideas?

At this point just don't even have sex. It's not too late, but it'll just make you sad you hadn't done it 30 years earlier. Just be a wizard and develop all of your favorite hobbies. Sex is overrated anyway.

lost my virginity to street hooker when i was 21. Still another 7 years before i had an actual relationship or kissed a girl. Just buy a hooker for the love of christ

I have no fucking sympathy for you. If it's really that important to you, you could have used the multitude of dating sites and apps, or put the undeserved ego away and hired a prostitute. Are you fat, ugly, and uncultured? Guess the fuck what, so are a lot of people who date, marry and fuck people way out of their league. You lack the desire to put forth the effort to do the actual only assignment nature gave you, which means somewhere deep down, you lack the desire to live.

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I paid for a hooker one time but only so I could use the carpool lane

God dam 48?? Still a kissless Virgin??
Hire some hooker man

BTW I'm 22 Virgin but I did kiss a girl at least.

Lost mine at 29. Went from kissless virgin to fucking within a week. For anyone who has convinced themselves that it's hopeless because it didn't happen before age 20, you're completely wrong. Just gotta put yourself out there (it helps not to be a disgusting mess though, so go lose some weight and hit the gym)

>the actual only assignment nature gave you

You have a poor grasp of the concept of biological fitness.

Find yourself a nice widow who hasn't seen a dick in 30 years

GUYS!

I'M NOT HIRING A HOOKER!

Do you idiots even realize how gross that is? My friend got AIDS from one. There has to be another way!

Advanced autism

This. Just get the first one out of the way, then try your luck again with non-hooker ladies, and you'll surprise yourself.

Have you become a wizard like the legends say?

You make it sound like it wasn't even worth it. Most people get a hooker because they're desperate and think it'll magically get them bitches cause now they've gotten their dick wet. If you're a virgin in your 20s you might as well just wait until you find a woman you actually care about. Hookers are for self-conscious bitches.

Quads don't lie

Most ridiculous advice I've heard. You are literally hallucinating. Women aren't magically interested in you because you're a cool guy on drugs. You're losing your mind on psilocybin. If anything women will realize what's happening with you and want to get far away. They're actually smart enough to know what a felony drug charge looks like for their future.

Quads of legend.

Also, fuck you OP. Fucking liberal pussy.

Hookers are wildly variable in disease-riddenness m8. I can see that it may be daunting, but endless regret and self-loathing must be worse

Oh sorry, I left out eating sleeping and shitting. I'm sure he's got those down to a science, or else this would be a different thread.

>shitthatneverhappened.mpg

Fuck off normie... anybody with that cocktail of issues doesn't fit into society. Women aren't fighting over well adjusted douche bags like you, thinking that they even look our way when they get a wiff of the crazy is idiotic. You've allowed your vocational biases to skew your beliefs without evidence of any of it being true.

>Very fucking oldfag
Gimme a break, OP...
I barely remember 48!
>61 years young, still going strong
>Thankfully, not a kissless virgin, tho...

Honestly doing shrooms made me even more depressed that I was a virgin and less confident. I just felt like a piece of shit about myself.

Get an Escort not a street walker. If you're going to spend money on sex don't shop discount.

>implying the term oldfag has anything to do with age

>wait till u find a woman you actually care for.
Sure, and then you end up like OP...

You are retarded, young, and misunderstood that faggot's post

One word: Thailand.

Okay, a few more words. Thai bitches are so hard up to get out of poverty they will fuck your white American dick and marry you as fast as humanly possible. Even if it doesn't 'work out' you still got some pussy. Go to Thailand.

Just get you a very expensive hooker, it will feel just like love

There's no hope left OP.
You should kys

Literally every single one of you fell for the b8.

No 48 year old virgin would have carried on this thread for this long.

And if, somehow, OP is telling the truth, kill yourself. You truly are the most pathetic life form.

Then your friend was an idiot who picked up a cheap wratchet whoore. You get what you pay for when you play backpage
Roulette.

>diseases and stds are bad for an escorts lucrative business

Just virgin then old man

Also they are totally ignorant of the law, so the divorce won't hurt that bad.

you act like that's a bad thing. god damn, i don't get why male virginity is treated like a parasite. there's more to life then rubbing your genitals against someone else's genitals. live your fucking life. pursue happiness, not pussy. they aren't the same thing

> 80% of mental illness
Citation you biased shit. There is zero proof of any real recovery much less from just adjusting your outlook. God I hate you psycho jack offs. I appreciate the fact you mean well but you're no different than the person who believes in God and decides to become a pastor to "save" souls. Well intentioned bullshit.

>Just virgin then
Nah. Married twice. (First one died, 30+ yrs. with the second, 3 grown kids.)

You don't deserve those trips faggot.

Damnit user you just cursed him.

Absolutely, can you imagine meeting a gril when you're like 40 and she can clearly tell you have negative amounts of sexual experience? Personally I would much rather pay for sex a few times first and bring the autism levels down a few

You're 18 you got time

>I hope you at least went to prom
>Prom
Hahahahahahaha

>I plan on getting some poontang before I am 19 which gives me around 3 months.
>With this new found confidence that should be no problem.
>We can do it.

Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

Proof liar

stop letting your sex life define you friend