Geez, Monday was added to my list of regrets

Geez, Monday was added to my list of regrets.


>be me 20
>living with gf
>her mom brough a friend over last Friday
>her mom's friend is a 9/10 milf
>gets better
>her mom's friend brought her daughter as well
>10.5/10 17yrs
>meet them before going to work
>shake the girl's hand
>she's keeps looking at me as I headout to work
>I get off work, my gf is supposed to be at work till 6am
>I get home, gf is home.... WTF bro
>play it cool, watch some movies
>Saturday they didn't spend much time in, they went around town.
>Sunday almost the same thing except I got to talk to them for a little.
>MONDAY (this week) we all home, I'm off work, get up early, gf's mom leaves with her friend.
>her friend's 17yrld daughter stays home
>gf is also home
Cont?

just cont, don't bother asking

Let's hear it.

C'mon OP
Chop chop!

Bump

my dubs say you should not continue

bump

alright...

>so, girl comes downstairs as me and gf watch The Hateful Eight
>she goes to the dinninroom and starts to eat her cereal
>tf cerealously???
>anyway, I go up to her and ask her to watch the movie with us
>she agrees
>I bring covers because it was getting cold
>I give her a cover
>she lays next to me with her ass in my direction
>gf currently passed out on my lap
>pull out my dick and start to flash it
>I know she can see my reflection on the tv because motherfucking daylight.
>keep flashing
>she starts to move her feet and now her feet are sticking out the cover
>in my direction
>right next to my thigh
>gf starts to readjust herself and the girl pulls her feet back into the cover.
>ohhhh
>movie is almost over gf goes to bathroom and girls starts to talk to me and blahblahblah
>the milfs arrive and ask if we'd like to go over to my gf's grampa house
>we all agree
>everyone gets their swimming clothes on and we headout
>the girl is wearing a seethru skirt
>has a awesome gap between her legs
>I could see it once she stood up in front of the sun
>go inside to play billiards
>she sucks donkey butt
>teach her a few tips
>and make a few sexual jokes and she's totally cool with it
>now we all bored of playing the game
>so I start to pick on her and suggest for her to box me
>my excuse to get physical
Cont??

cont

MY DUBS SAY YOU SHOULD NOT CONTINUE

OH SHIT NIGGER

well your prediction was wrong

Trips guess this threads a rip then

But what do ur trips say? Hmmmmm?

trips commands

>start wrestling
>we go down on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Too bad it's trips.
Continue

>inb4 walk the dinosaur

OH FUCK THE RIDE STOPS HERE FUCK YOU OP GTFO WITH YOUR STORY

...

Continue OP.

Trips end in dubs you stupid nigger

everyone shut the fuck up
please continue, OP.

And on this day the trips did spake and all of the kingdom did prolapse.

Hateful eight
/Thread

>Being this stupid

I KNOW

i think you and I are the same entity

...

Did you also watch it with your gf and hate it?

if i had a gf i probably would
khil thread

Damn OP really got fucking Rekt by those trips

I neeed to know the end

DONT DIE THREAD

rocks fall, everyone dies

Well I don't anymore so I guess we are the same user

Should've responded to
Woops

THESE TRIPS SAY CONTINUE STORY

P L E A S E

come on OP keep it cumming

What trips

SCREW THE RULES !

These trips user

well now you've done it, we'll never hear the rest unless someone gets trips

My quads say continue

we are the only survivors of this shitty thread

Fine I'll get trips already. Now continue OP

Cont u faggot

...

If trips OP continues

And we can't even get trips to save killed OPs mediocre story. What a life

>op goes to bed

nice waste of dubs asshole.

Trips are cont

CONTINUE!

At least OP obeyed the get

Just continue m80

CONTINUE

He can't the trips have spoken

My dubs say continue

Fine gogogo

MY

me quints say cont

DUBS

SAY

witnessed
>cont

>hateful eight
>pulls out dick

bullshit, sir.

Fall to the soviet union

...

It's a long ass fucking movie with lots of dead time between it

>hateful eight

ah, so you regret being a massive niggerloving faggot with plebeian taste?

Dubs don't override trips, we need trips or quads or quints+

i rlly wanna finnish this decent story so i guess ill whip out my quads u may continue op

Silence, faggots. Continue OP.

whoops my bad i forgot to turn the switch heres my quads

damn i only turned one of them i forgot the other one ok here

Fuck your trips bitch.
You said dubs.

>we starts to box
>I'm just testing the waters and start to punch her shoulder
>she charges at me and I push her down her head touches my dick
>she keep trying to taking me down
>he head, face, shower eyc... Are literally rubbing against my dick
>I'm diamonds, my last name is coal
>tries to come backup and her hand "accidentally" pushes against my dick
>I was wearing boxers with my dick to the side so it wouldn't be noticed
>she charges at me again
>I stop her and spin her
>I could tell she was waiting for it
>I put her on a headlock from behind
>starts to press her ass against my dick by bending over
>starts to make a side to side motion with her ass
>my dick is becoming noticed now
>she starts to go up and down and rubbing her ass against it but making it seen as if she was struggling to unlock herself
>gf acting like she not watching
>We continue with the RAW vs. SMACKDOWN ('05)
>I quickly put my dick forward and pointing down
>she comes again and automatically turns around
>now my dick is getting stuck between her butt cheeks
>she keeps rubbing it and moving up and down
>gf becomes curious and decides to join her side

Lmao... Cont???

my quads say cont with story

this damn machine doesnt work for shit

dubs says OP is a huge faggot

>lmao...cont?
>still asking after just saying "fuck it ill continue anyway"
>gay made up story
>hateful eight

OP, please kill yourself

Dubs say cont

fuck it. im rollin till i get quads

Disobeying trips.... this story will end in dinosaur. Dubs say we all abandon

lol how dare u ignore trips by the power of these quads u must stop telling this shitty story

just cont you fuck

Oh sheet

My quads say cont

Called my dubs, let us all abandon this dinosaur walking hateful eight cuck

but my trips say otherwise

rollin

welp, have to obey dubs

trips overule dubs check em

rool again

my dubs say this ovar

dammit OP type faster

rule

By the power of rock shrek, his double dubs says continue

You guys suck at getting digits

guess ill just finish before the haters have a stroke

>gf now on her side, all is well as we keep wrestling
>suddenly she notices exactly whats going on
>uhoh.jpg
>she smiles and winks at me, and heads towards the kitchen
>at this point, we are basically fucking through her clothing, im diamonds
>I tell her to call me diamond don, its my wrestling name i say
>she knocks me on the ground, now my dick is sticking right through the slit in my boxers, im diamond hard
>right then my gf comes back in as shes about to start going down on me
>she smiles again, and walks over to join in
>oshit.jpg
>feels amazing, shit was cash
>going on for a while, the two are going back and forth
>out of nowhere feel a sharp pain and my eyes shoot open
>shes running away screaming while my gf is holding a bloody knife in one hand
>"SHES 17 YOU SICK PEDO FUCK"
>im bleeding like crazy
>o shit, she has my cock in her hand
>shes running towards the kitchen, i crawl after her almost passing out
>she goes over to the garbage disposal and looks back at me

cont?

OP just continue the story, who cares if it's fake

This must stop