Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend!
Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend!
I get to use the backdoor.
come in the back door
It's only 6 years old
There's like six people in here
It exists
Im the only one who enters it.
its got a finished basement
Kek'd and checked
It's still got its original plumbing
There's no way we can fit another couch in here.
She's finally up to code.
At least it's insured
It's a bit cramped in here
It smells nice
I need 10 Mexicans to help out here
I wonder if I can hide my dead girlfriend in here
The carpets are clean.
The foundation needs some work
It sucks
Mold free!
>I'd like to get carpet.
>There's enough room in here.
>New paint might be nice.
>It was inexpensive.
>It exists.
It smells like shit
What, even with those dubs you can't hide a dead ho inside herself? Nigga, you suck at hooker-murder.
I've never had a black man in my house.
This is my house not my girlfriend
Nah, i just let the grass grow.
I hired a Mexican to trim the bush.
Cum on in! Everybody is welcome!
im renting it
A racoon must've crawled up there and died.
got a rat infestation
the christmas tree should fit
I'm in all nights
It's had over 7 owners
My neighbor's is nicer.
my house has curb appeal
I'd be happy to share with a roommate.