Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend!

Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend!

I get to use the backdoor.

come in the back door

It's only 6 years old

There's like six people in here

It exists

Im the only one who enters it.

its got a finished basement

Kek'd and checked

It's still got its original plumbing

There's no way we can fit another couch in here.

She's finally up to code.

At least it's insured

It's a bit cramped in here

It smells nice

I need 10 Mexicans to help out here

I wonder if I can hide my dead girlfriend in here

The carpets are clean.

The foundation needs some work

It sucks

Mold free!

>I'd like to get carpet.
>There's enough room in here.
>New paint might be nice.
>It was inexpensive.
>It exists.

It smells like shit

What, even with those dubs you can't hide a dead ho inside herself? Nigga, you suck at hooker-murder.

I've never had a black man in my house.

This is my house not my girlfriend

Nah, i just let the grass grow.

I hired a Mexican to trim the bush.

Cum on in! Everybody is welcome!

im renting it

A racoon must've crawled up there and died.

got a rat infestation

the christmas tree should fit

I'm in all nights

It's had over 7 owners

My neighbor's is nicer.

my house has curb appeal

I'd be happy to share with a roommate.