/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Earth's greatest hero-edition

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African-American culture

Official /cum/ poster ranking:

me > everyone else

>clack my ass
>best poster

gonna move to sweden (not the big muslim areas obviously)

>hero

>Drumpfsters cry about censorship and triggering
>censor a thread because they got triggered

youtube.com/watch?v=WB_efopl7lI

You know it's true.

9 hours into Florida drive /cum/
hopefully I can work for a few months then go back to Ohio unless I manage to get the qt bf I've always desired

Where did you get that video of my dad?

Sup Forums is a safe space

>he doesnt like Santa

It has been fixed

stop clackin your own ass

Chicago trip tomorrow

Maybe i'll find a qt mocha gf if I'm not killed for being a honkey

I'll come be your bf Ohio!

watcha lookin at cracka? i'll fack yo waifu nigga

I wanna meet up with clack my ass and have sex with him desu

I'm in longview rn so it's not a long drive

Everyone knows Santa is an anti-hero pleb, your OP is shit

D-do it. Let me watch.

move arkansa, ohio is mine.

anyone else been watching the doctor who marathon on bbc

We can share him

I havent watched Dr Who in 2 or 3 years

IMPORTANT POLL
strawpoll.me/11938455
strawpoll.me/11938455
strawpoll.me/11938455

y'all nikkas need christ

No I have a penis

please do
I want out of here

y'all niqqas need Pērkons

r u a gril? pls b my gf

Already got him

Ok!

You better call your mom and say thank you for all the shit she's put up with

what is this ass clacking meme?

>i'm that 1 voter

yeah me either but didn't do a season in 2016 so im watching it, i havent watched it since 2014 but im still enjoying it
no sorry im a guy

It's not a meme.

>IMPORTANT POLL
>strawpoll.me/11938455
>strawpoll.me/11938455
>strawpoll.me/11938455

>or*gon
Literally fucking who?

Oregon > Clack my ass

*doesn't call my mom and thank her for all the shit she's put up with me*

dumb lego

this isn't meme. it's serious. this guy wants you to clack his ass

>*doesn't call my mom and thank her for all the shit she's put up with me*

literally who? Shit gimmick

*grabs you by the shirt*
What's that dork?
Do you want me to kick your ass again?
You better call your mom

I want to clack your ass

Where have you been?

im upset with my mom and my family tbhq.

there is a graduation and basically everyone wants to force me to go lmao, like yeah if it was such a waste giving me an invitation why dont ask me first if i was free.

Only for Drumpfsters it seems. Guess the real world is too much for them.

Are europeans jealous of our continent sized country /cum/ bros?

>North America
lel

kys faggot

That's a big country

The results are in.

Looks like I win in a landslide.

for you

this guy is such a faggot

Wow, delet this

if you call your enemies fags, they become chads

feeling a bit tired

maybe you should let me fuck your butt?

Madagascar edition :^)

if you let the enemy fuck your wife you win

No, but thank you for offering

He won't make it through another election. Might even get kicked out beforehand if he goes too far off the rails.

didnt vote in that poll because none of you are good posters and i dont believe in democracy

He's not an enemy more like a retarded college student who is my cousin and I have to put up with.

But he's our faggot, user.

>mfw someone tries to walk into my house without taking their shoes off

Why do people think this is okay?

People choose who they vote for as seriously as they choose what breakfast cereal they buy at the grocery store. Name one other politician in Canada with more brand recognition than Trudeau.

>i dont believe in democracy

>democracy
I'm the only option.

Reminder that I'm the best poster in /cum/ even without my cute pics.

I'm visiting home from college so I keep have to do stuff with people

i'm wearing boots right now. have been all day.

I was elected by the sheeple.

>home for holidays
>everyone out of town for one night so dog gets put up in kennel
>also gets groomed cuz he was shaggy
>mom picks him up from kennel
>something happened to his eyes
>second eyelid is red and swollen
>half his eye is obscured
>he keeps trying to scratch it or rub it on furniture cause its itchy
>hasnt gotten better in 5 hours
>mom calls emergency vet for advice
>vet said bring him in now

genuinely upset buds ;_;

I was working on the railroad

how long is your presidents term? is there a limit to how many he gets?

You are disgusting.

all the live long day

>didnt vote in that poll because none of you are good posters and i dont believe in democracy

i am a man, pussy.

5 years and no.

t. Michael Tseng

How can other states compete with California bruhs?

arkansas xtreme

arkansas lite

only 6 o clock and i'm absolutely exhausted, cum.

>Name one other politician in Canada with more brand recognition than Trudeau.
I can't, but people are realizing he's an utterly incompetent bullshiter. The right in Canada just needs a strong meme candidate.

well theyre generally a lot cheaper

and get rain

Would you like a drink with that vape

>How can other states compete with California bruhs?

>washington state

flooded with californians yet?

>forgot pic
Shieet

>I live above the mason dixon line

I have heard many people say that we should get rid of term limits in the U.S. but I couldn't imagine dealing with the same shit head for more than 8 years.

>I live near or below the Mason/Dixon line

I live next to Arizona but I have to admit California's superiority bruhs.

I don't think so

stay out.

>when your state's the only one that bought hillary clintons bullshit hook line and sinker

electoral victory is so sweet