Why does my butthole sting so much? --pic related

Why does my butthole sting so much? --pic related

What... what is that

i think thew real problem is the friction all that ape hair is creating.

I think that you should try to shave your butthole and then clean it with a mixture of bleach and hydrochloric acid

op here. that is a picture i took of my ass five minutes ago

Dude what the fuck kill yourself just fucking suck start a 45 and scratch your itch, seriously thats not a butthole that's a hair/arguably a worm planet you need to die that's the fucking problem here you need to an hero and stop the cancer your ass is a goddamn monster please please die

and here is the first image zoomed out

I really think that you should see a medical specialist for your problems

Omg died of keks

OP here again. I see that everyone is very critical of my ass hair so I now ask for some suggestions of how to go about shaving The Beast.

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Shave and you may find the answer to your question.

buy a lot of razors and just get to it

take a picture of your ass and post it because i bet its not much nicer than the OP's

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i need specific recommendations for the very best in butthole shaving razor technology

kill yourself you fucking caveman

My guess is there is liquid diarhea stuck in Ur ass hair that is irritating the hemorrhoid u have protruding from Ur anus

i dont have an ape ass so i cant help you here

Interesting theory. what is the best razor to buy to get rid of that forest?

I Think that I am not having the same problem because I fucking wipe after I am done

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Shave it then apply aftershave. You won't die, or need to be hospitalized, or go into shock, so don't bitch out about the temporary sting and ensuing cooling relief

Is that woman's bottom? There doesnt seem to be much hair on your crack my friend

i dont own any heavy duty razors i need specific reccomendations