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>I don't listen to it to be edgy, I just cannot listen to an album. I always end up having a collage of metal, ska, punk, pop, rock, rap, industrial and electronic.

yanks allowed edition

#PrezWhereYouBeen?

is a slag

Who's the one in the top left?

quick fire janny better be at it

>if you can't see that the pengest munch is being used to push leftist propaganda then you're a blind cunt

kay-on

longest you've lasted with a girl?

i'll start: 1 hour

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could show her a meme or two

good two hours

two men go to the local convenience store for a chocolate bar

they pick the chocolate bar they want and go to the cash

the cashier man says "that will be $1.18"

the two men look at each other and say "but last week it was only one dollar"

the cashier responds, "the government raised the prices"

the two men say that they only have a dollar

the cashier says "well you need another eighteen cents"

the two men say "there must be something we can do to get the chocolate bar for only one dollar"

the cashier says, "yes, you can suck my dick"

so the two men suck his dick

the end

is that monica from Sup Forums haha

a good 2 hours

alright "men"

me and the lads

What's my opinion on Religion? It rots the mind. It turns intelligent people into slobbering apes. It is the worst thing to happen to Greater Society.

In conversation?

Somewhere under 2 minutes

Is pakipoo dead yet?

Scotland is basically the worst parts of the north of England with more depressing people

I think I have a vampire weekend song

>tfw you want some brandy butter with your christmas pudding but you mother's already had some

Yhh safe f am trust

a good two hours

would shag 10 shades of shit out of her

A good 2 hours

Took me 10 minutes to get it up

2 hours then my willy went soft
i've told this story several times in /brit/

canadian cuisine

I don't, was looking through aisha's twitter and she re-tweeted it, thought it was funny (not a rorke)
I like looking at commieslag twitters

just peachy

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corr imagine being under 10 stone

managed to exist in the same room as a girl for 13 minutes once before she left

She was 14 in that m8

might get this tomorrow

is the clean but messy look still nice lads??? have the hairline for it

>There just seems to be no real fiscally conservative political strain in Scotland

Most people here recognise that currently there's free money from Westminster. You do realise that the flipside of Scotland having a meme government with no sovereignty is that the UK is liable for any debt that Scotland ends up in?

were the 2 hours good, or was it just a phrase

superb post which captured the essence of this great nation

placenta in the poutine

literally nothing fucking wrong with REM or VW you absolute spanner

slavery's illegal

yeah you're lying
*pushes you over my mate who was kneeling behind you*

The 2 hours never happened

too many capital letters and full stops

fuck off outta here now nerd

never initiated it desu

Our boys in blue just stopped a terror plot in Melbourne

imagine being this ugly with makeup lel

I am 100% accurate at all times when I call out poofs like you for being little hipster poofs. Your post only proves that to be the case.

wouldn't get that la, get a trim on the back and sides and ask them to leave a lot of length on top. The one you posted looks a bit too lego on anyone who isn't extremely attractive with an angular face

Reminder that this lad thought he'd have a chance with this turbo-normie girl. She's even more of a normie than she looks in the webm. Prom queen going out with the star quarterback-tier. And this runt thought he could win her heart by doing a silly dance. Utterly boggles the mind.

>he uses commas

VW are shit

REM are good though.

youtu.be/BiIkIq5d01U
Can't find it, but here's a bangin' choon that my Dad used to play a lot

>heusesspaces

>oh look its a relatively likeable generic black person using the latest black slang, how quaint! lets just ignore how black people cause massive amounts of social disharmony and force this twerp into every form of media available haha this one bellend means all black people are great! but that isnt generalising because im a hypocite lefty cuck

*ends up on top of your mate, my willy pressed up against his bum*
well well well how is THIS situation going to end

>R.E.M.
>one of the most successful and genre defining bands of all time

>""""""""""""hipster"""""""""""""

>You do realise that the flipside of Scotland having a meme government with no sovereignty is that the UK is liable for any debt that Scotland ends up in?

Yes, because Scotland IS the UK. They are the exact same fucking thing jesus christ

i am moderately attractive with an angular face

pengest munch is so fucking shit

he spends months making just 1 video, scripting and practicing everything

you see him in other peoples videos and interviews and he's a boring awkward melt

going to find this fucking trumpet song and then go to bed

Do commie girls ever say "yeah, I'd toallt marry a capitalist if he was hot"

Or are they still too stupid to care

Stop making that shite up jock ha ha

they're literally hipster: the band

>that weight

He's either a mega manlet or horribly underweight.

I cannot imagine that.

Just listen to your favourite musicians discography and by the end you'll be glad because you'll have probably found some songs you've overlooked.

It's rare for an album to be a 10/10 masterpiece where you love every song, but it does happen and it's the best thing ever.

Hey look at that, you managed to understand the mockery I was attempting to convey in my post. Good job.

pengest munch is actually awful

still do not get the lego haircut lad, get what i said x

Scotland and England are culturally the same

bit odd calling someone else a melt but going online and complaining about chicken reviews

fucking STATE of you

well i'd never even heard of that monkey until you retards started talking about it so shut the fuck up kids and go talk about your bullshit youtube """""celebrities""""" at fucking school or something

Listening to old khmer rouge songs lads

choon
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>REM
>hipster

How fucking young are you, m8?

R.E.M aren't hipster
Half Moon Run is hipster

25

scotland is almost the exact antithesis of england

wow haha i guess you could see if like that
*walks off to talk to someone else but slips on a banana skin and drops a dozen hard boiled eggs all over the floor*

pengest munch is actually alright at reviewing tho

if you were living in london and didn't know those shops it would help

>Having it statewide helps with cohesion

Lmao you literally mean in spreading pro-British propaganda.

probably better than I'll ever do if not for the eyebrows

So do most brits like surrey accents or naw

But Scotland has a regional government which spends a huge amount on its citizens and assures them of decent welfare, healthcare and education systems while English ones get gutted.

you wanna know what an actual tune is

prez t's new album

released nearly 2 hours ago

nonwhites existing is leftist propaganda

Christ, I've been on the last thread for 10 minutes wondering why the posting calmed down.

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>scotland is almost the exact antithesis of england

post your age and we say if you should leave Sup Forums

20
few more months i reckon

Shiteland cannot compare to England 2bqh mate I have to agree

Viper is always a good choice

all your posts are shit

okay will take it into consideration x

currently have a middle parting look like a 1980s spurs player but it looks fairly nice x

bought lots of dark colours for the winter so need to get a slim haircut to match ya feel

Would honestly rope myself from the sheer indignity of it all if I were him

It's a pretty bland, uncharismatic accent often associated with dishonest people.

prefer not to say

Reading the news

>But Scotland has a regional government which spends a huge amount on its citizens and assures them of decent welfare, healthcare and education systems while English ones get gutted.

explains why scotland has the lowest life expectancy in the entire uk lmao