Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
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Dio-sama...
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Israel is an apartheid
the ass was fat
kagami claimed!
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I use a charcoal grill
>loli is gross
>feet are gross
i hope i didn't miss any disgust
Bet
I'm sorry, mero
Hehe~
I love history...
Hank is a cool guy
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Well as of the moment there is also
>Horses are gross
HoI4
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spooky..
>Hehe~
What's that supposed to mean?
horses
fat bitches
short hair
seasonal waifus
And people say tits are better.
>Ginyu Force
Topkek. I'd get it if I could run it. Can't remember if I tried that on that website.
>I'm the popular huh?
Boi, do I really need to answer that?
That memorizing voice.
Yo Mugen, a little bit. Renge has me discovering more of Yes and Trips Guy introduced me to The Foals. Both are really good bands. This is latest song I keep playing.
youtube.com
>Best idol claimed
Bet
Well, I'm going for my run now, I'll stop when my heart starts hurting like it did yesterday. If I don't come back, most likely deceased, cause: heart attack. See y'all later!
still here
and
i dont know i thought about it for half that time last time
dont worry about it
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you mean complete retards with no taste?
>feet
>gross
/waifu/ leading the pack in shit taste.
I wonder if there's a loli horse so i can check more Dio hate boxes.
>And people say tits are better
Because they are.
>I really, really, really like this picture
>Dio
That's the game I play when I'm feeling Strategy game~
Then get civ~
Or HoI4 if you want grand strategy
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i used an easybake oven to cook my steak, is that bad?
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do ya think so?? lol
Nonsense.
It's all in the hips.
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Thats way shorter than i expected. I thought you were gonna say like 1-2 hours. Do you set an alarm to wake up?
Top teir waifu m8
Lemme get in on that, Ive been listening to aesop rock. Its not bad so far.
yes...
stalk you later
Steal
I assume pastel horses specifically
>fat
agreed
>short hair
eh depends
>seasonal waifu
not sure what you mean
It's the burgers.
...y-y-you take that back!
Which means your thinking about it more.
Progress.
why not now???
Hips are great, that's true, ass is great, legs are great, almost everything is great
except feet
but tits are just the greatest
Louise from zero no Tsukaima
It really is.
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I do too.
Hello.
shower , come in if you want
-not p btw
have fun shiro!!! and don't die...lol
hope it goes well
>tfw no one says they hope you die while running
Ruri!
Don't hate me but I'm actually about to go to sleep.
Have a great night, beautiful.
Your husbandro could kick her ass still
You're husbando a shit
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Claimed.
That's simply because Dio is no mere husbando, he is something far superior.
i dont know i came to the same conclusion
Yeah I do and it's because I felt like shit when I used to take 1:30 naps
You have a point
Tomocuck?
Nice ass
Hi.
Cutest.
Goodnight beautiful
Isn't that basically mlp?
Claim 1
No it's because You're husbando a shit
If you want to go that far then yeah sure.
Ass and tits both have their strong points, but there's nothing better than a strong backside.
Hey Galko.
>aesop rock
Never heard of the guy, worth a listen though. Yeah I love their sound. Only song that's really captured me so far though.
Howdy niggers
Claim 2 & 3
How are you?
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Claim 4 & 5!
CLAIM 4 AND 5
Feet are dirty af
Maki knows what's up
Nice ass
Someone gets it
Pretty cute
-mercy
Heresy
Claim 6, 7, 8 MOTHER FUCKERS
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Anyway I'm off t bed, good night.
Bellies > other fetishes.
That's a fair point.
Lewd.
HOLY SHIT IM GETTING AWAY WITH IT CLAIM 9 CLAIM 9 aAND 10 MOTHER FUCKERS
Hi Maki.
I went to the dentist earlier, my jaw really hurts right now.
Night.
Hol4?
youtu.be
>0:34
That laugh~
http:SLASHSLASHwwwDOTsystemrequirementslabDOcomSLAHcyri
FUCK I meant" I'm that popular huh?"
Maybe~
Need to find more voiced like her. Not only asain but any voice
How much nigga?
Night
MGE
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Yes. It's 2ez
You a cutest.
>be me, kissless virgin, 20 yrs old, finally left the house after 4 years of never leaving my property, went to uncles place and helped him clean and rebuild his deck and got 500 for it
>decide I need to finally get laid to get out of my virgin NEET depression and move on in life
>go on call girl websites, do some research, take my time, finally find a very young and cute looking escort. Shes not cheap, but my 500 will cover it
>my parents are gone for the weekend. I call her over.
>she arrives wearing a Japan schoolgirl outfit just like I requested
>I have no idea how to initiate anything with a girl, so we talk about anime for an hour, then I convince her to watch some DBZ with me
>after about 90 mins she starts cuddling with me, my palms are sweating like a rainforest, heart pounding like thunder
>I start stroking her hair, have no idea what to do
>she asks if she can get naked. I say sure
>she gets naked. Literally most beautiful sight Ive ever seen
>I start crying. I tell her everything
>finally, first time ever in my life, I work up the courage to be a man and make a move. I tell her Im going to kiss her
>I lean in for the kiss. Dont quite make it. One inch gap. Waiting. She pulls away.
>she tells me sorry, I'm so sorry, it's okay, you don't have to pay
>finish watching DBZ. I make her a sandwich and she leaves, doesn't take any money
>she says I'm a really nice guy and I can email her and talk to her anytime, she wants to be my friend and help me with any girl troubles
>mfw I'm this pathetic.
night homu!! sleep well
Yea, but would he want to? Naaaaaa. He only starts fights when he feels threatened more or less. Yuuko is too nice to start fights
Ill try one tomorrow and tell you how it goes
>inb4 sleep for 3 hours
Thats how this guy is. I only like certain stuff so far. I like what you posted though, worth a bookmark
That's a slightly curious tail butt plug, as it does not even look like a butt plug, but rather just a long a pretty thin black wire.
I suppose what I'm trying to say is
that's a pretty half-assed and disapoitning butt plug
Another that is not a heretic.
Noticed again
Your disappointing me senpai
dubs dont lie. steak is cancer confirmed. what if i bake... totally hypothetical, a baby head and fingers?
"Came" your getting there!
>Forgetting I can't watch youtube.
I got nothing.
this has to be pasta
but i wouldnt be surprised if this was true
Hearts of Iron 4~
CALIM 11
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEES
FUCK YES FUCKING WHITE GIRL HARLEM FUCK YES MOTHER FUCKER COCK SUCKER BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS 11 WAIFUS I HAVE 11 WAIFU BITCHES ALL FOR MYSELF ALL FUCKING 11 OF THEM ARE MINE AND I GET TO FUCK THEM FOR ALL ETERNITY!
ALL THESE CLAIMS ARE MIND REGARDLESS AND NO TAKE BACKS NO REES REPEATING BY INFINITY TIMES INFINITY INFINITY TIMES GOING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT TIMES INFINITY AND MULTIPLYING THIS PHRASH AT THE ULTRA RATE OF SPEED!!! THESE WAIFUS ARE MINE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
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perhaps it's a cover for anal beads, that are attacked by a rigid wire
well shit
Mugi's face
>skirt
>thigh highs
Boy
My 2ยข
I guess some people find bellies cute
I've heard that before
I turn a timer with an alarm on on my phone and put it under my pillow so I'm guaranteed to wake up
>using that picture to call someone else cute
Cringe
You actually wrote that? That's pretty autistic.
I'm so jealous :*(
Did you notice the gangsta mugi referrence too?
Farewell strangler
You'll never see it coming...