Riddle me this Sup Forumstards, what only happens after the 10 times it doesn't?

Riddle me this Sup Forumstards, what only happens after the 10 times it doesn't?

This one is easy, they will get harder.

dubs?

Eleven

10

Bump

A better riddle?

Bingo.

Next one.
I decide the food chain, but I frequently change my mind.

Dubs

vegans?

a dietitian

Mods?

Noep.

penis

Hoomans

Anyone nigger, cause I can take the food chain and fuck that shit up if I want to.

winning at anything

winrar and dubs, op sucks.

You suck Sup Forums. I thought you were smart but I guess you're just a bunch of neets.

Answer was natural selection btw.

the problem with these shitty riddles are that they have dozens of answers.
Okay OP is a faggot. New riddler here.

How do you divide 10 apples between 11 people?

Shoot the faggot.

all apples cut into 11 slices
10 slices to each person

Applesauce. Your riddle also sucks.

I'm better than God, I'm more evil than the devil. Rich people wished they had me, but poor people do have me.

What am I?

Nice

What keeps you warm and cool and dry at the same time? Use your head.

This is an infinite loop. As you said, these riddles have multiple answers and then follow it with a riddle with multiple answers. Dick.

Correct.

A murder has taken place on an early sunday morning , batman.
The owner of a mansion was stabbed to death. When the police arrived, they questioned the staff.
The chef said he was in the kitchen, preparing breakfast.
The maid was cleaning the hallway.
His assistant was collecting the mail.

After a short discussion, the police arrested his assistant. Why was this?

A good operating system?

Nothing. Come on, that's day one stuff

Nothing

...

No post on Sunday mate

>Sure
Sunday morning fucknugget

There's no mail on Sunday's

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

...

assistant, no mail runs on Sunday you pleb. Make em harder

Mail isn't delivered on sundays

no mail on sunday uncle vernon

women

mail doesnt deliver on sundays dumbass

Czech'd, too easy, I know...

I see the faggots of gotham are smarter than they look.

Here's another.
What grows larger, the more you take away from it?

Falsely accused. Coulda been picking up yesterday's mail. Get that man a lawyer

Hunger

regrets

my life is a never ending chain of fuckups

>What grows larger, the more you take away from it?
A hole yes? That exists physically.

a mineshaft

A hole. Next?

A hole, poverty, hunger, there's a few answers for that.

That's not a riddle. it's a fucking elementary math problem.

The wage gap?

Hunger does not belong there.

your mum, the insatiable whore

Ok, we'll change it to desire captain pickypants.

Lol
>Muh female rights

That also doesn't fit. If you take away any amount of desire, you are left with less desire than before.

>Get that man a lawye
You are correct

you're a faggot

riddle me this? What's the easiest way you should fucking end your life?

Alright, cheaters. I have one a little more... Thought provoking...

What starts out on four legs, then two, then three?

HAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
DO YOU LITERALLY SAVE THAT FOR SHIT LIKE THIS THREAD

Well, then a hole doesn't work either fuckwit.

If a hobo can make one whole cigarette from 7 cigarette butts, how many cigarettes can the hobo make when he has 49 cigarette butts?

Oh come on, you've got to be kidding me.

A man.

Man, literally everyone has heard that fuckin Sphinx riddle

A man, he crawls, he walks, he walks with a cane.

None because the other hobos shank him for hoarding smokes.

A person.
Use stuff that isn't as common.
Heard that 1,000,000 times.

That's an old one, and you should kill yourself.

What is the one universal thing all these threads share?

As many as eight.

atleast tell the riddle right if you're going to use usual ones.

Eight.

You shit head

Dubs happens 1/10th of the time

Therefore it doesn't happen 9 times for every time it happens


You are literally retarded

>At least 7

Are you really this stupid?
How many numbers are there between 11 and 22?
How many numbers are there between 22 and 33?

he's also forgetting when you get to 99 then 100.

Post numbers, (You)s, Anonymity, dates, they will 404, they are posted on the Internet, they are comprised of pixels on a screen, and so on.

Afraid not, my crime fighting friends.
You were partly right, however, so I can't compare your dimwitted intelligence to my masterful mind just yet.

The answer is a dog.
four legs when he is not in my possession.
Two when I cut them off.
Three when I stitch one back on.

You are slipping, and if you want her location, you'll be very careful to answer this one correctly:

What is broken every time you answer incorrectly?

Why do black girls like to be on top?

What gets more impressive the more redundant it gets? 4chin Edition.

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Well one thing it can't be is a Nokia cell phone.

Your self esteem

Hopefully your will to live.

the riddler didn't change answere to make people wrong you faggot. you suck at this.

One of her bones.

There are 100 combinations of 2 numeric figures including 00

There are 10 dubs in that set

1/10 of numbers are dubs

9/10 of numbers are not dubs

You forgot 00

My list of Navy SEAL achievements?

Because niggers can only fuck up.

this.

The Joker was a shithead but he was honest.

You're just a piece of shit.

saged this garbage thread.

my urge to kill myself

Faggots?

But it still only happens once after not happening 10 times (excluding 99 to 100) The problem isn't that it happens 10/100 times, it's that one of those times is immediately following other dubs. It's wrong either way, but the guy you replied to was right

>The Joker
>saged

It's almost as if you were retarded.

New riddler here.

If I have 3, I have three.
If I have 2, I have two.
If I have 1, I got none.

What am I talking about?

I'm afraid you are all incorrect. The answer is her chance of survival.

You were on the right track, and for that I will place you on the right track.
Latitude: 42.380358 | Longitude: -116.502113

hurry, Sup Forums. I can't imagine she'll be able to breathe in that coffin much longer.
Goodbye.

>projecting this hard

saged, again.

No one knows because they are too busy crying about the Muslim who just smoked 49 fags.

OP is faggot.

the crushing emptiness and loneliness and a desire to feel happiness

Her chance of survival breaks? I mean, I would understand if it decreased, but breaking? Nah, I think you're just stupid.

a shithole in texas, big surprise