I were only 7 years old

>I were only 7 years old
> I loved scruffy so much
> I pray for him to come to me
>Suddenly, the ground starts shaking
>My porn magz rumble
> A mustached figure enters
>'I don't even know who this guy is' I say, still praying to scruffy
> the figure says: 'I am scruffy, the janitor'
> 'wow, I've never seen you before'
> 'I've never seen your before neither'
> I jizz all over my pants
>Scruffy goes: 'Um-hum' and then walks away, slowly.
>Scruffy is love, Scruffy is life.

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ITT: We discuss why Scruffy is so based.

Also in general Futurama greentext thread.

Praise be to Scruffy.

Praise be indeed.

Scruffy is the light.

Scruffy is the way.

Scruffy is He Who is called The Janitor.

Praise be to Scruffy.

>Soon Scruffy 60 years old

Scruffy is the way
Scruffy is to whom I pray
Scruffy, not seeing him is how I ruin my day
For him I would eat hay

Wow. You Christian rocked it.

And so, Scruffy said, Let there be porn. He then looked upon the juggs, and saw that it was good.

On the seventh day, he went on break.

*it were

amen, faggot

You must be orthodox Scruffian.

Um-hum.

it were*

fuck me, this is beautiful

come on then, join us in prayer.
To Scruffy, we call, of him we ask
We ask him for in glory he will bask
Scruffy, I offer you my porn
So, begin with a blow of horn
And then we shall all eat corn

In the end of days, the deceiver, the professor, the Great labcoated beast will appear from the angrydome, and he will do battle with Our Lord Scruffy, down in the bowels of Planet Express.

And when this devious Professor tries to throw our Lord into the lava pit, Scruffy will say with a might voice: "Fire'n me iffin you dare".

Praise be to Scruffy.

it were*

It will not be good news
until we see around his neck a nose

>not it were

Scruffy mopped the floor for our sins.

And we wer all then clean. Um-hum.

>still not it were
>it were

Scruffy blessed us with porn, and it were good.

indeed it were

See, this here, is why I went Janitorian. Orthodox Scruffians misinterpret his word.

We were taught that when the boiler blew, it did so with a big bang, and our universe came into being.

Orthodox Scruffians don't believe in the big bang.

Praise be to scruffy

I'm sorry you don't know what
>it were
is
It were*

indeed indeed it were. Um-hum.

In the name of saint Bender, Wash-bucket, and the holy Nibbler, go forth and CONVERT THE NONBELIEVERS.

I know a guy who's in the church of Jackie Jr and of parade-day saints.

and as He said, so rightful and true He is, *it were

*it were

**it were

Ok. It were fun, but I must bow out. I'm in needin of sleep, and so...

I'm on break.

No

***it were
>*it were

BLASPHEMER!

GET OUT YOU BASTARD

*it were

No really guys stop. This meme will not catch. Quit forcing this autism. My dubs nullify your redditry.

>not *it were
hello newfriend

Don't you fucking dare badmouth Scruffy again. He's no mere meme, you fuckhead.

**it were

it were*

You doth not have dubs.

The power of Scruffy compels you. BEGONE

my dubs tell you to *it were

it were*

Scruffy had it be trips, and it were good.

*it were

Hello this is scruffy. It was pretty hot today.

gott has praised down on us that *it were is worthy. All must obey me now.
*It were

*IT WERE

The autism died. Thanks allah

*it were you fucking cuck faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=1zLtgcvySsA
scruffy is the epitome of modern society

It were**

*it were