Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own sad life.

how does magic feel?

The feeling of shooting fireballs at peasants cannot be described.

Will you do an Elliott Rodgers for us?

5 more years and i'm a wizard to, to bad i'm asexual so that does not count.

Why should I blame other people for my shortcomings?

That indeed does not count.

OP, do you regret not asking anyone. Did you face rejections? Would you take them back?

>OP, do you regret not asking anyone

I was never the übersocial guy who hit on 20 girl in one night two or three times a week. But I asked quite a few girls out in my life.

>Did you face rejections?

Yes. Rejections in bars, clubs or at parties are really not that bad. Nobody ever made fun of me or was cruel in another. When a crush rejected me, it was a bit harder. But I didn't had a crush in a decade.

>33 year old kissless virgin
Are you me?

Yes. You should bomb some skyscrapers while the Pixies are playing.

Wat???

You are one edgy faggot.

Are you a virgin because of looks or personality? money even ?

I look fine. It's Personality. And money has become a factor now.

What about your personality do you think makes you unattractive?

How to throw a fireball ?

I am shy, clumsy, socially awkward, devoid of any humour or charisma.

Channel your built-up semen through your hands

oh
well i wish you the best of luck op, buy a fleshlight or something

op post a pic of your face so we know what were dealing with, timestamp it

Too lazy to time stamp

it´s not that great, lost mine at 14 and somewhat regret it... When taking in consideration that the 3 condoms i brought broke before i even got them on. Which ended up with raw sex the first time and weeks of me being worried i got her pregnant. Fuck, when thinking back on it today i remember how awful i felt. But man, everyone has their time. Just keep at it and you just might find someone that will give in to that staff of yours!

I sincerely doubt you're 33, if you are, you look young, go fuck younger girls

Where do I sit on that scale if I lost my virginity at 22?

I do look young. Always had a babyface.

You are fine. The scale is bait.

i've got a baby face too

Sucks. Can't even grow a beard. Body is bald as fuck.

>asexual
>not just an excuse because you can't get pussy

This

bump

I'm 30, same boat.

My excuse is that I'm troll ugly and I have no self-confidence.

Post a pic.

This

no thanks.

u have never kissed ur parents?

Doesn't count here. Neither does kissing as a gesture of greeting.

23yo virgin here. I was sleeping with a girl after a party few weeks ago, we started kissing and shit but after 10 sec she stopped and said "don't even think about it" when she clearly showed me she wanted me. I'm gonna die a virgin.

roll

Dont worry op, there's still the wizard revolution!

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I'm 28 and in the same boat. I'm not a social outcast, have kissed girls before, and have had several chances to make the move. I just don't know how to pull the trigger. It's like the makethemove.exe file isn't there. I'm good at EVERYTHING I do (academics, sports, etc.) except crossing that threshold to where it's gonna go down. I feel like once I can get passed that point I could really give some A1 D.

there's always rape.

I know dudes who should be kissless vigins (based on looks and awkwardness) but somehow get laid a lot. They get the v from being in the board of social clubs (science/book/whatever clubs, just not mtg or shit like that).

If she thinks she'll get social status out of being with you, she'll fuck you.

You're not missing out on anything...