Fun Fact: Santa Claus is not real

Fun Fact: Santa Claus is not real

well, I didn't believe in banana ducks, but there's one right there.

Sonemic will NEVER lunch

sure thing eddie

um you're a faggot yes he is

Can you prove it? :^)

"Pre-modern representations of the gift-giver from Church history and folklore, notably St Nicholas (known in Dutch as Sinterklaas), merged with the English character Father Christmas to create the character known to Americans and the rest of the English-speaking world as "Santa Claus" (a phonetic derivation of "Sinterklaas")."

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How Can Jesus Be Real If Santa Clause Aint Real

Santa Claus lived in Turkey as St Nicholas

If Santa Claus is real then why are you not receiving presents magically every December?

I want nothing and I get what I want every year

It's called depression

because ive been a bad girl

sure santa hasnt came to my place

But the Three Wise Men are.

Delet this, you degenerate

Post feet

This 2bh. There is no need to be upset about your presents if don't want them

Strawberry Santa Claus

Fun Fact: Lao Zi was actually divine.

Proofs?