You order pizza and this guy show up. What's your reaction?

You order pizza and this guy show up. What's your reaction?

Cock my shotgun and tell him he has 2 seconds to get the fuck off my property.

I godamn hate marketing uniforms.

I give him the money and take the fucking pizza. Who the fuck is racist enough to care about the delivery guy being a nigger? I mean come on I'm not exactly fond of these guys but who the fuck cares for service employees?

Hey bro want to eat this with me?

"I only ordered 1 pizza"

pay for pizza, say thanks and close door.

Tip him 20% and eat my veggie pizza.

Your pic reminds me
>ninth grade
>there's a sweet pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio(she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you"
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.

You don't look like you work at Papa John's

No tip, he'll just spend it on crack.

Thank you for the pizza sir, here's your 20% tip.

I hope a nigger rapes you.

Yeah man, what the fuck WAS wrong with you?

Thanks for the pizza now here's nothing because we live in Europe

No one mentioned he's black. You are being a fucking racist.

poo in the loo

no tip

Kill yourself.

Dude that's fucked up

Ask if he's into boipucci

Im not racist so just because hes a nigger i wont refuse his services OP

Are those bikes truely yours?