Egg thread?

Egg thread?
picture related, me cooking 18 fucking fried eggs.

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noice

i fucking hate eggs

That's eggselent

Show me your fried eggs boys.

Fry one to show it who's boss, post pics.

That's eggcelent

How many yolks popped you non pro

They turned out great, i was eggstatic.

literally one. pissed me off having to fry a single egg after that.

boring without bacon tbh

How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?

FRY SOME EGGS FOR THE THREAD ANONS.

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both?

why are you cooking 18 fucking fried eggs?

Why are you browsing Sup Forums at work?

He's obviously working in a kitchen doing breakfast.

Eggs are best done on flat tops though.

Do you use oil or butter to fry an egg?
If oil, do you use a little bit or put so much oil in that it covers the egg?

I always used a little butter, but all my coworkers cover the egg with a tonne of oil so i'm curious to know if i'm the only one who thinks that's disgusting or not

I actually like this. Remove the bacon and gluten- you have a damn fine breakfast.

and egg yoke- OP is gay

Yeah, if you work in a lowlife shit dinner

dont eat eggs they arent heatlhy. the egg business trys to stay in business by telling you theyre healthy. theyre not. avoid this shit

Little bit of oil and add the campaign butter later works best. Or clarified butter also works well.

Remove bacon and gluten.?...found the SJW

Who gives a shit, eggs are delicious. Besides, what if you find a girls passed out in the street? What are you going to feed her?

It doesn't matter because we're all gonna die from the chemtrails anyway, sheeple.

>Blowhard

looks like they will turn out pretty disgusting.im a neet so i have to cook a lot and my egg dishes are perfect

i dont have any pics and cba to make some now tho

>Visit Shithole in Colombia for spring break
>go to some sulfur pool that claims to make skin softer and a bunch of other horse shit
>ROTTEN EGG SMELL EVERYWHERE
>hesitant to get in the pull but finally convinced by my family
>fucking rotten egg shower to rinse off
>cant eat egg alone anymore only if its mixed with bacon or ham or someshit

+1

You messing? I've working high end bbq joints with fucking 4 40k smokers and a kitchen bigger than my house, they do eggs on the same flat tops they do burgers on, crack them on, stick the closh on them and then put them on the burgers.

You never smelled sulfur in your life until that? Must be pretty sheltered.

Im happy that I understand the reference otherwise i woyld think you were an idiot

>high end
>bbq
>burgers

Are you messing?

Ive smelt sulfur before, but you try to BATHE in it!

>+1
what is this place becoming

this could be the best possible reply to my dumb ass bait.

I'm going to need about 3 of those, and a good side of bacon

So the strength of it was so unpleasant that it ruined that smell for you forever?

in the spectrum of all establishments that sell bbq and burgers, this one was at the high end of the spectrum

Unlike

Nice get faggot

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made some tasty egg/white tuna/shredded cheese
mash up this morning.
lots of pepper, pat of butter to start it off.

How the fuck is that a get?

I don't like fried eggs myself. I'd rather poach them

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Why the fuck are they drowning in oil?
Deep fried eggs,,

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poaching is illegal, fucker
just get a license to hunt eggs like a good person

Eggsact, hard boiled eggs or anything giving off that sulfer smell i cant stand.

not deep fried eggs
fried eggs
deep fried would be eggs completely submerged in oil
these are not

I don't think I've seen it depicted with boiled eggs before. Sorta puts a different spin on it.

only over-cooked eggs smell like that
tons of people overdo boiled eggs and it disgusts me
a perfectly done boiled egg is heavenly

It's not oil dumbass

newfag

Ah ok gotcha. Well did the sulfur bath have any positive effects at least?

Those aren't even chicks, those are ducklings. You fuck.

gonna fry me some eggs now, brb guys

Must be the angle then,
We use a flat top plate,, feel for you bro,,, fuck using frypans for googy eggs,
Though we go through about 300 eggs in a 3 hour period , but that's including, poach and scramble

oh damn, vicious, need to go buy some eggs now.

(You)

Such thing as "gluten-insensitivty" does not exist.

I've seen that meme since it was new and the way I remember it they were scrambled. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong. Not like that's high on my priority list.

>remembering things wrong makes you a newfag

Meta humor!

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Yes it does, it is just eggceptionally rare.

There is such a thing as celiac disease but approximately . 01% of the hipsters that whine about gluten actually have it.

>falling for weak b8
retard

>remembering things wrong makes you a newfag
you're damn right it does

I fucked up guys, now its gonma be an omelett

Whites only tastes great. Sure seems to waste a lot though.

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Boxed onions?

just tell me, I'm fucking coeliac

Crack the egg on a flat surface and use only one hand to open it.

Making some hard boiled eggs for some egg salad sandwiches. Fuck I love eggs. And weed. And eggs. Mostly weed.

Cooking an egg is immoral. Eggs are not meant to be eaten, let alone cooked.

Think about it, did cavemen have stoves and fry pans? No!

Hence, eggs were never supposed to be tampered with. It's like other animals eating our embryos. It is disgusting.

The same goes for milk. Even cavemen weren't walking around sucking on the teets of cows. That is the nourishment of baby cows. That's like a cow sucking on the teet of another species, such as human.

There are no species of animals sucking on the teets of another. That's why the act of drinking the milk of another species is immoral, wrong and disgusting.

I agree trump 2015

>and egg yoke-
>egg yoke
>yoke

Do you pronounce it "yolk" or "yolk" ?

yes

eggs fuckin hate you

OP here, i thought thread was kill ages ago so i abandoned thread.
Glad to see it still up and running

Help me!!!

>let's live by caveman standards

So
I have four eggs in my fridge
Some butter, some provolone, all the necessary spices
But no milk

What delicious egg meal can I make besides fried eggs?

i've got a pretty rock solid recipe for eggs and provolone cooked in butter and spices if you're interested

you can make scrambled. i think gordon ramsay doesnt use milk. youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

if ur eggs do that out of the shell they cud b rotten yo

>Think about it, did cavemen have stoves and fry pans? No!

put whole egg in fire
take off shell
eat egg

>There are no species of animals sucking on the teets of another. That's why the act of drinking the milk of another species is immoral, wrong and disgusting.

you obviously don't watch animal planet

just bumping with stuff i cookeded

>bread
>preferably dark, like rye
>butter
>no margarine is not okay
>diced ham, smoked
>eggs, sunny side up
>fry eggs in
>meanwhile spread butter on bread
>use plenty
>throw ham on buttered bread
>ham is not bacon so no frying
>put eggs on buttered and hammed bread
>you receive STRAMMER MAX
>enjoy

This is excellent. Will attempt and post pic.

God speed user, waiting patiently.
You will know when you fuck up if the scrambled eggs go a bit rubbery.

are you actually the fried egg guy, that was a good thread take my eggs i made the other day

So I actually prefer my eggs a bit overcooked, but here it goes

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>Not 'eggselent'

Fuck you.

yeah dude. i posted other things too. like fish in sauce. i fucking hate making this shit.


do it user. im so eggcited right now!

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