/balk/ - Balkan Thread

memes edition

old thread special thread for Macedonians

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also remember, greek giouvetsi = real giouvetsi

Why is Albania a Saitama playing with YuGiOh cards?

>giouvec
>with rice
kys

help me

what /balk/ know about syrian civil war and turkish military intervention in syria?

lol only that's not rice, Bulgarian cuck


It's a kind of pasta

ΓΙΟΥΒΕΤΣΙΙΙΙΙ

ЮBEЦИИИИИИ

Will you be celebrating Christmas on the 25th of December?

>pasta in giuvec
not getting any better, so kys already cooking pleb

What is giuvec anyways? I'm not sure because whenever my mom would make it she'd just throw anything, that was in the fridge, along with some eggs in a bowl like that

E*dogan uses moderate beheaders and the Turkish army to fight the kurds and Assad for his own interests.

>eggs
Holy fucking shit kys pham

that's "giuvece", you mook! It has nothing to do with "giuvec"

God i want all of you illiterate cooks to kys

if turkey only fight against kurds why isis killed 20+ turkish soldier in syria and why they are bombing our cities?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Atatürk_Airport_attack

aljazeera.com/news/2016/12/isil-burns-turkish-soldiers-alive-shocking-video-161223035619947.html

>"greek" cuisine
>take turkish cuisine
>add "tsi" to make it sound greek
%100 original friend-o

Good morning lads

Good morning, neighbor.

It's supposed to be a canibal

>he steals local cuisines in the balkans and incorporates them into his asian diet of roots, rice and bread
>he claims to have invented the dishes first

Turks are working on securing their northern border, the civil war is going even more chaotic recently with Aleppo and Palmyra changing their occupators. Hopefully the FSA will fall quick and stability will be restored to deal with the ISIS problem, without giving the Kurds too much power

Why shouldnt the Kurds get power?
They are 40M people, they deserve their own state and they will get it.

Imagine every bad streotype about the Turks. Mix it with some fucked up version of communist nationalism. You get Kurds. Why do you think not even Iran who is supposed to be similar to them wants to give them their own state. Not to mention that if Kurds would simply accept that they are part of Turkey, they'd be much better off economically. It's completly different from our uprisings simply due to this one reason. Besides it would lift a burden from Turkey and might actually make them stronger..

It looks like one punch man with Yugi card tho

>be arabshit in Sofia
>try to steal shit from the mall
>get beaten with batons and shanked with a knife by the mall guards
that's how it goes.

It deserves respect though how they are fighting and defending themselves against all the kind of filth their fucked up region has to offer. I feel like a 40M state next to Turkey would weaken them for sure, especially now when they are on the brink of civil war anyway.

Was it a big mall?

güveç is literally central asian food tho

>I feel like a 40M state next to Turkey would weaken them for sure

>akp gets less votes
>k*rds are removed from country thus turkey has tens of billions of dollars freed to spend on infrastructure in turkish regions. average gdp&hdi increases overnight
>another arch-nemesis nation is created, increasing unity for turkish nation

do it fagot

How would it weaken Turkey tho? Do you think it would give them a rival? Kurdistan is economically weak, there are some resources but that's not gonna cut it, certainly not gonna be any better rival than Iraq (aka not a rival at all), and certainly wont match Iran. What are they gonna do, have 40 million people throw rocks at Turkish tanks and planes supplied by NATO?

So im getting this one then guys, hope its enough for some relatively new games.
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>browse Steam for games
>"enter your date of birth"
>put some random date
>move to another game i'm interested in
>"enter your date of birth"
I ALREADY LIED YOU ONCE, THAT I'M AN ADULT, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!

What does vukovci mean

"members of the Wolf family"

If its such a desirable option why are you opressing them since decades?

They would have what they want since decades, their state would start working properly very quick because the people would be euphoric such as we were 150 years ago. Also Turkey couldnt invade without consequences an official state, that would lead to war or at least hard sanctions. I want everything which would make Erdogan go away, he will provoke the next WW imo.

I'm presuming that's some sort of insult.

reported underage desu

Sorbs are unironically using Wolf as a given name.

might be, but it literally means that. "Vuk" = "Wolf" in serbian ("Vъlk" in bulgarian)
the -ovci part is like -ski (FYROM), -ov (Bulgaria), -ich (Serbia), etc

not underage, just enter random birthdate, since muh personal information.

forgot pic

>that font
oh god, my eyes

muh undivisible land memes

I bet you use aero as well, winpleb.

>wasting quads on wrong assumptions
wew

Kurdistan would split anyway, they actually have nothing in common with each other, not even the language is same in Iraqi Kurdistan and Turkish Kurdistan

>Still using windows 7

Shit nigger what the fuck are you doing

It's still windows though.

>Shit nigger what the fuck are you doing
being smart.

not aero theme, tho

...

i'd tear the pussi up bro

reminder for the makes

нe знaeх, цe и виe имaтe гювeц

germans have the name wolfgang

I had a teacher named Kurteva. Surprisingly nothing to do with a cock, it was from the Turkish word for wolf - kurt.

ask a man who just popped 60€ for Fallout 4 + DLCs anything.

do you actually like fallout 4?

why not torrent like a sane man

Fuck you rich boy

i liked Fallout 1, 2, 3, NV and Tactics
Buying 4 is a logical order of events.

because i'm not a pleb.

GODDESS
O
D
D
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i torrented it and it was garbage

you immediately get everything from the get go, not 10 minutes pass and you're already in power armor

do you played it on easy difficulty? I play muh games on the hardest mode possible.

its a scripted event. the power armor is used when you save the minuteman for the first time. and you have it from then on.

TRI MORETA

ye, thanks for the spoilers, lad.

thats like 5 minutes in. its like telling you theres a nuclear war in fallout

I literally had a dream in which I shittalked communism and went on a REEEE rage. Am I from Reformatorite nao?

makes sense that you can only shittalk communism in your dreams

>theres a nuclear war in fallout
what? holly shit! you just ruined my excitement about playing the game. I hope you are happy now.

i distinctly remember a romanian spoiled the entire game for me here

was he by chance a galatean imbecil?

Yea, spoiling vidya doesn't work for me. I enjoy it either way.

story in games is trash anyway spoilers dont mater much.

you can have great stories in games, asshat

1 out of 100 maybe. Mostly trash.

the only video game story not complete shit was vice city

>Sup Forums

>they never played lucas arts quests from the 90's
kys yourselves, kid-o's

yea because point a clicks are trash games.

What's you fav game, let me shit on your pleb taste for a while

make sure you delete your post before hanging yourself.

heroes 3
>Enjoying clicking on every pixel on every screen in the game.

>heroes 3
the plebbest choice

awe tia bylagite sa mnogo gotini hora we pi4

estestveno vqrno kazvam, mai gotini pi4ove

wtf I love makkes now

I dont relay care

awe tiq bulgarite sa mn gotini hora we pi4
verno ti kazvam, nai-gotini pi4ove

Work harder.

>clicking on every pixel on every screen in the game
>that's how he sees quests
you can't get more primitive than that

to speak broken bulgarian you need to talk as usual

I know, but some of us do, pleb.

The only good game in the world is World of Warcraft.

2nd plebbest choice

And the award for "shit no sane person ever said" goes to this user.

ikr lads league of legends is superior

Ok even i do not agree with that.
LOL is the only good game.

>low quality b8s

What a fucking pleb. Go play some Quest for Glory aka Aryan Men's Quest

This.
The holy trinity of gaming is GTA III/Vice City, CS 1.6, [World of] Warcraft.
Anything else is objectively wrong.

you better take that shit back!

not "nai", i mean "mai", i don't know what it means exactly tbqh, same with estestveno, tha fuck is that?

awe parcal 6e ti prebiq vsi4ko be ei

4akym te na ruski pametnik mangal takyv

my patrician nigga

/mammi/ makedonska zemljo, dokoga ke se tepame za tebe?