You come home from work/school and see this standing in front of your bed. What do?
You come home from work/school and see this standing in front of your bed. What do?
I proceed to have sex with her, as she is an attractive woman of legal age dressed in a way i find alluring.
would kneel and start worshipping at her feet, as it's my natural state.
Why is there a driveway in front of my bed?
I would kindly tell her to get out of my house and proceed to masturbate to anime as soon as she's left.
Ask her how the fuck she got in my house and then call the cops.
Say what is my bed doing out on the pavement. Move it back in right now. goddamn sloots always moving my bed around like its theirs.
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She is the cops
because you're homeless, user
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Witnessed
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO SEARCHES
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I would immediately jew her
Sorry I already masturbated 6 times today, you're gonna need to wait
I would not be an edgy fag and just slam it in
You know exactly what I'd do don't you?
Show her my peenus weenus, haha
What will I do? show her my peenus weenus of course!
haha, my peenus weenus is what i'd show her, haha
isk please or i denounce you to concord.
asking if I AM BEING DETAINED?
What seems to be the officer, problem ?
Get super pissed off that my bed is in the fucking street again
Would rather have this waiting for me tbh
I would jack off my ass
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