Just got laid yesterday, she had one tight body, and a fine ass! later that day my room mate started dating her, hope he likes my sloppy seconds!
Anyway, i need advise.. How do I get laid like all the time! I tasted the pussy and now I want more! Pic unrelated
Benjamin Cox
You wish
Jonathan Mitchell
You become an martyr and get 72 virgins
Jonathan Sullivan
ITT 12 year old summerfags pretending to be cool
Daniel Perry
Are you a real person? ive never seen someone type like that unironically. Maybe youre over 60 or something, that could explain it. ITT a 60 year old that just lost his virginity attempts to brag
Eli Ramirez
source of pic?
Noah Reyes
More likely fat virgin wants help getting laid from people like him.
Jaxson Gutierrez
>shits on friend for dating her, >you couldnt keep her and she searched for something better >she wasnt sloppy seconds, you were a disappointing first meal
Justin Thomas
>You
Bentley Garcia
no idea where i got the pic from but not some 12 year old new fag, or some old fuck tard that wants attention. I got a job and a place of my own and live in the city where ladies are everywhere, just need advise user's
Gabriel Phillips
Kek
Jaxon Richardson
actually he's not really a friend and don't really mind. not looking to date just to fuck. though it was funny, how she was screaming out loud in the next room over while i was plowing her. and he just stayed in the living room and made soup
Owen Reed
Note I right that dick rate threads were autistic but man OP you've enlightened me to a whole new level of autism you're getting cucked hardcore by a clearly more alpha roommate and have only been laid once got dumped like a needle dick chump and ontop of all of that you're old enough to move out
This is past otherkin levels of autism moving past fedoras blowing past pic related into a whole new world of chromosomal fuckery
Brandon King
Hello OP!
>The schwanz is made erect and rips through my clothes and the OP's >It is inserted into the OP's butt, and the anus >The brutal hip shake is made
Hnnnnghh! Huuuuaaooorrrgh! Unfunfunf! Ooooooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh! (in the voice of the cookie monster having the powreful ograsm)
>The seamin is released forcefully up the OP's butt, and the anus >It forces the contents of OP's digestive system all the way out the mouth! >OP spews poo and seamin everywhere like the edgeaculation out the mouth >I pull out and defecate with power and majesty >OP implodes
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
Liam Scott
>and now is the other way around > it will be like this for decades >the one female that could stand your beta soul long gone to a superior version congrats
Colton Richardson
Kill hookers and they can be yours forever.
Pro tip: They're down for anything unlike the pity fuck you got
Gabriel Torres
>just got laid yesterday
Kayden Parker
huh? moving out? i wasn't even dating her, just invited her over and fucked her. happy for them actually cause they art and shit. And he was pretty much getting cucked cause i fucked her in my room while he had to listen to it for like two hours. well in my room and in the bathroom where we showered together and fucked again. Doesn't really bother me with this whole autism bull shit you say I have. Its whatever.
Thomas Reed
Why are you defending her? She's a slut obviously
Evan Bell
OHHH yeah definitely a slut.. More trouble for the room mate. Like we just met yesterday and she grinding on my dick hardcore. and then started dating the room mate cause of there artistic similarities. You know the fucked up thing, she didn't even fuck him.. So who's the cuck now?
Jordan Cox
The girl is a slut obviously, but op is a fucking idiot anyways. It's not even about being alpha/beta anymore.
Brandon Taylor
wasn't even wanting an alpha/beta discussion, just tell me how to get the puuussy boss!
I work with an employee that's a stripper by night, would that be easy meat?
Joseph Sanchez
Maybe not. She probably already has a mindset to separate fantasy from reality
Angel Butler
maybe she is a slut. but one that knew she could get better than op, and thats enough
Isaac Hernandez
like i said, not looking to date anyone.
Nathan Russell
yeah she talked about doing acid once and purposed to smoke some weed with me some day..
Oliver Reed
Acid sex is top tier
Logan Hernandez
i tried having sex on acid dude, and i couldn't my viens felt like bubbles and my face felt like it was melting, got distracted and walk to the coffee shop and stirred some coffee for ten minutes before the cashier was asking whats wrong.