Post and Fap to religious bitches, bitches

Post and Fap to religious bitches, bitches

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that's not a real christian

hijabfags will do, post moar

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I don't mind

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Saving and Fapping

I think I've seen her before, who is she? Also source of the video?

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None of them are. None give away all possessions as Jesus instructed

bit confused Indian or Muslim?

"after church meeting"

Angell Summers

pornhub /view_video.php?viewkey=1152062588

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So-called religious

no religion has yet to succeeded, in quelling the primal call of love and lust.

That's not religion, that's islam

they just turning it into a new fettish

More nun porn?

since when is wanting to fuck stupid people a new fetish?

source?

>axhuallyyh
who cares, mid east chicks are as hot and horny as all other women. They just need a big old dose of women's lib.

>mfw feminism will make muslim pussy available to western men

I dunno, since they made official porn of it. So probably long before that.

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search nun
suddenly the motherload

Wow, awesome! Thanks

like this? then search nun on imagefap.com

wrong search for lolita. You can thank me later

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how do I search for pregnant nun wearing latex pegging?

being this summer

bet you still trying to deleting sys32 on your 64bit system

Lol Muslim is a religion you ass. I think you meant Indian or Middle Eastern. Could be North African too, since Arabs colonized the shit outta there.

>pregnant nun wearing latex pegging

start with the horrors of the latex nun
and take it from there?!

Muslim bitches

cool I'll try it out

I don't get why it's horror, though. It's not like she's putting cockroach in her cunt (and apparently someone get off to that)

Also knowing Angell Summers. Nice.

Shiiit!!
It can't be possible! That website is real?!?

SECINDING

obviously you are not a perant of a loud moaning nut polisher yet....
now with visions of hell in your excuse for a brain you will buy this in an instant

I had the chance to fuck a woman but didnt because Im muslim, so you're full of it

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Religion had nothing to do with being beta

The website is real enough. Judging it's purpose is another matter.
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Just because I want to go to heaven Im a beta ? Pic related

you were still horny as fuck and had a great, remorseful boner.

lust can't be prayed away, habibi.

>heaven
Kek

Everything is real.
Except when it's not.

Keyword here is "had", and the fact that I didnt fuck her means I "Prayed it away"

>ufw heaven doesn't exist

you still wanted to fuck her, friend.

s-say w-what?!

I still do and can but that doesnt mean I will

nope, you just can't. Stop lying to yourself

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I have nothing to prove to you, so sure thing friendo :^)

>I still do and can but that doesnt mean I will
we have an english definition for that

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Stay salty while I fuck the girls of your religion

I believe its abstinence

I care about the "girls of my religeon" as much as I do the average girl so keep fucking them and giving me fap material

Fap but don't fuck? Isn't fapping a sin?

Not as severe of a sin as fucking.

My dick would jihad inside that ass

I don't believe in abstinence. of course doing something more than you should is called abuse, but if you're doing something less for the sake of moral high ground is just pure illogical, which is why most of religion is ridiculous. Just look at Hindi, they have an entire scripture dedicated to having sex. And starving yourself every other day of the month? What good will come out of that except conforming to ritualism and feeling morally superior to other?

she doesnt rly look that much like ellen page. Its like the only frames that make her look that way

I do things because god said so

Who even said she looks like ellen page?

abstinence is real.

If your god said "Kill others" would you?

i did

every goddamn time I try to discuss something with religious people, they always pull that card. Honestly you guys should come up with a better argument.

But I don't believe it, dubby mc-dub.

wait what kind of jew would give away all their possessions

in the words of my favorite actress

"thats hot"

>tfw god knows you haven't actually accepted the sacrifice of his son on the cross as payment for your sins and are just scared of hell

read my holy book about abstinence.
Rly, though, im pretty sure we bot know u meant "i dont believe in merits of abstinence", but choose your words better, dub-response.
U bitch.

Which holy book, you fag? There's literally a dozen of them and I could pick up a recipe book and assume that's the one

its a joke.
u nig.

If in sure its god then yea

but everything since my first post is
you nig
:^)

i trolled u too though, jew

>everytime I try to discuss addition with mathamaticians they pull out that 1+1=2 argument, they need to find better arguments.

>implying im remotely a jew
chekm8 Turban Tony

The cross is not real, but the website is.

It's good for a kek; however, I doubt how earnest it is.

Don't blame your shitty religion for your beta-loser status.

I once thought that if I were only not raised Christian I wouldn't be such a betafag, but age and maturity has showed me that betaness is not something you are taught (as is the case with religion) it is something your are born into.

K

>implyin im remotely a sandnigger
cheekie breekie, Ibrahim Longnose

I take issue with that. Neither Jesus nor the apostles taught anything about masturbation explicitly.

The closest the bible gets is when Jesus gives a statement (sermon on the mount) in Matthew affirming the Law of the Old testament. This is the case because the Old testament has a line about, "Do not spill your seed upon the sand."

but this is an indirect teaching.

>oh no, a perfectly logical numerical expression is an equal analogy to following blindly a command issued by hypothetical character? they need to find a better arguments.

>[Start a New Thread]
No, it's a choice you make by not doing shit with your life.

>implying im remotely a shekelnator
check testa, Slint-eyes Chen

Religion is about obediance not reasons, so its a perfect analogy, we do things because god said so just like 10+10=20 because 1+1=2

>implyin im remotely chink and that the name is "check", not "chuck"
check dubs, illiterate potato-cloverer

I'll just post porn, you guys do what you must

>implying im remotely an interwebz loser
chakalakalakala in you, broddit

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