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Slag edition

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>Sydney

Oh boy 3:30AM

Good night lads

me too

did the so-called wank to aubrey plaza lads

Just made this video lads.

youtu.be/8gH3KgdY3Ww

Bet your perception of the world is absolute fucked if you're a fit bird lads, bet you think everyone is a really nice person

Must hit hard as fuck when you reach like 40+ and are no longer fit

just 2
do NOT like crimson chin girls

A lot of attractive girls have insecurity issues when they discover a large majority of the people who like them are only doing so because they want to fuck them. Either that or they embrace it and go full whore

t. knower

>fucking fucking fucking like fuck fuck fuck
do NOT like people who speak like this. all they've done is replace a natural pause or even something like "umm" or "uhh" with PROFANITY.

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>American complaining about the way people speak or have mangled the English language

same. if you're going to swear that much at least vary your swears

CBA but consider yourself hatposted.

not reading this

agree with this

enjoy the concept of this video

youtu.be/5HYlnn3xups

>That episode of Frasier where Niles becomes a crack addicts

>1888
wonder if she's a fan of wilhelm ii
hmm

Intimidated by confident womyn

>that episode of becker where he killed numerous patients using diamorphine over an extended period

Haha my favourite episode of Frasier is the one where two characters are having a discussion and a third person enters at precisely the wrong moment and overhears a fraction of the conversation which leads them to interpret it incorrectly thus creating a further series of comedic misunderstandings which ripple throughout the episode.

Yeah I love that one episode.

>she wants a man from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

>i (you) half the people in the thread and get exactly ZERO (0) replies in return

off to bed bye xx

You're all slags

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good riddance

Could snap both these so called """""men""""" in half with a single kick

>that episode of the nanny where maxwell sexually assaults gracie

>yank is a fat boring kuck with shite banter
>surprised he doesn't get (you)s
ah yes

REALLY need to get out of bed

>that series of the power rangers where the yellow ranger is asian and the black ranger is black

didnt actually leave aha

Are the elites hiding Giants and Hybrids in the hollow earth and Antarctica is the entrance?

the yank, in desperation, thought he might be able to extract a (you) by pretending to leave

needless to say, his meagre cry for attention went unanswered

dont care

>not liking frasier
comfy duvet of a programme

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Discuss

no

they are similar in shape

heheheh, you said "extend"

the gf

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>that episode of your life where you had sex that one time

>that episode of /brit/ where thailad pretends he works as a programmer in thailand, instead of going there to evade the long arm of the law

nonce

don't think I've seen that one

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that episode's been on quite a lot lately

>that episode of doc martin where he intentionally botches the surgery of a local homeless man just to experience the thrill of killing without anyone caring

Hmm yes I enjoyed that episode, shame I can't find it anywhere to watch again

alri thailad

alri

chucking it down outside lads

was keen to go to the shop for some rolls too

fuck off nonce

I lvoe you thailand

MORNIN' GEORGE

>rolls

There called barmos you mong

t. 14th by HDI

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alri four eyes

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>that episode of friends where ross installs spycameras in rachaels bathroom to satisfy his deviant urges toward her

>A british man, who lives in one of the most developed countries in the world, chooses to go to a third world, corrupt shithole to "work in IT"

hmm yes, shan't be believing this

>hdi

he WON'T be happy when he sees this

>He thinks his home town is better than Bangkok

t. #8 and falling by HDI
Literally the only other cunt worth its weight on this entire board is Norway 2bh, below #2 is just embarrassing

might do a post

was just thinking of doing this sort of thing

dont

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>HDI
>Invented by an actual paki
>Higher if you let multinational corporations dodge tax to artificially inflate your GDP
>Higher if you have a lower birth rate so your country is 'dying out' and gives politicians an excuse to import 'fugees

Shan't be regarding this well

fake news is whatever the writer needs it to be

>Okay, we got the video, we gotta get him back to the kennel by 4,

>h-heh jokes on you hdi is meaningless
Pfft, exactly what #14 would say

also captcha: 17 Prince of Wales
hmm, think it's a message

>/gf2016/
There's still time friends

imagine being that much of a runt that you spend your days arguing over whose country is better on fucking Sup Forums instead of just coming here for a laugh

some of you lads actually think this is all a competition, absolute sad cases

Reminder to any non white 'fugees and 'grants browsing this thread, Australia is MUCH better and you would enjoy your life much more over there

We are poor, racist and pretty full

alri rasheed

Stop doing drugs

achieved it earlier in the year

reckon it might be time for a fresh start with a fresh gf though

gfs are difficult to get rid of though haha

who /gay mentalist/ here? i am a gay mentalist

gay spazz

met a couple of girls i would gf

none of them passed the preliminary stages unfortunately

I never started

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I am conducting a wank right now

but I have a headache

>mfw orchestrating the wanks of anonymous internet users

Literally really doing a ponder HAHA

there is nothing more 'dora than saying that Voltaire quote though

but funny comic anyway thanks for posting :)

idgi

>Irish intellectuals

gf is pregnant, don't know how since she has had me locked in chastity for 11 months haha

scathing political commentary

Business idea: england, Wales and northern Ireland leave the UK then Scotland is sort of independent but still has to use the Union Jack and call itself the united kingdom so nobody is happy

explain it then you drongo

/deadthreadhours/

got my dad a new house coat from crimbo

I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.