Ask a real Hitman anything
Pic is me by my last Job
Ask a real Hitman anything
Carson Adams
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Cooper Ward
I'm a hitman too trying to get into the business. Newspapers won't publish my ads and no one is contacting me via Craigslist.
Am I charging too much? I'm only charging $799 for a summer special.
What gives?
Alexander Richardson
tits or gtfo
Jordan Bailey
Whats it like having a micropenis?
Jeremiah Wood
That's highly inefficient clothing for sneaking around and killing. Have you ever tried to fight in a suite or run?
Isaiah Barnes
why are you making so many hitman threads?
Lucas Jackson
Mason Ward
Im hitting women you faggots.
Juan Jones
A hit on the police, classy, also whats up with suits and what seems like right in the middle of the day?
Wouldnt something easier, and later on at night be better?
Leo Watson
Awesome! It fits in your dads mouth perfectly ;-)
Ryan Myers
video proof or GTFO
Landon Ramirez
Jeff Guiot
Aaron Rodriguez
Iam the best
Josiah Lee
Have you ever came so hard you cracked your back?
Nathan Carter
how many men did you hit?
Carter Nguyen
>tfw
Asher Cook
12
Jonathan Mitchell
That's a MI6 agent in a car in London you stupid fuck not shit tear but close
Chase Reyes
YES IT IS FAKE FUCKING THREAD. BRAVO.
Liam Davis
what's your favorite weapon?
Charles Scott
can you post a picture of you sucking cock?
Easton Edwards
the AK because it can kill with one shot.
Dylan Hughes
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Charles Sanchez
You are a gigantic faggot.
Owen Jackson
every fucking gun can kill with one shot you imbred
James Nelson
>Pic is me
Shut the fuck up, faggot. No hitman would talk like that.
Christopher Cooper
kek
zozzle
Ian Martin
>the AK because it can kill with one shot.
If you're going to play a stupid make believe game, at least get your facts straight you fucking autist
Julian Thompson
>Sup Forums filename
Haha, you got me good, le troll man
Dominic Collins
You're probably not that guy, but the one taking those photographs has actually a real good camera.
Nathan Ramirez
Ok mister hitman how many times do you masterbate in one day
Blake Flores
roll for this
Henry Wood
>UK secret service pic
Sounds good bud
Charles Richardson
im a hitman w ho uses low-kinetic operations to kill my targets without even needing to be in the same room as them.
my last target - i planted a kevlar lasso on a mechanical wratchet to his shirt collar, he activated it by putting on a tie - he choked to death in his bathroom.
pussies and poisons are for faggots.
William Moore
i almost choked to death after reading this cancerous post. gj.
Justin Garcia
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Bentley Lewis
>Pic is me
>filename
Kill yourself you fucking fat neckbeard
Jaxson Thompson
Iam not fat,see the Pic
Eli Morris
I made this thread to have some fun. Of course im not a hitman. and dont call me fat ok?
Brody Harris
it's fun to play make believe isn't it little fella?
pic related. what I imagine you really look like.
William Smith
Kill yourself you fat fucking retarded faggot.
Joshua Edwards
fucking little fag get off Sup Forums
Gavin Cooper
>being this dumb
kek
John Campbell
this is a fat free zone ma'am
Cameron Bell
>Fattso saddo
Now do the fucking truffle shuffle