WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO COUNTRIES?
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO COUNTRIES?
One is a cuck-filled sheep fucking shithole whose populace talk like literal braindead retards
And the other is new zealand
But isnt that also new zealand????
One has two more stars.
Also the stars are whiter.
Also, the other isn't 75% wasteland.
>wasteland
M8 Auckland isn't that bad
Australians are south sea yanks
New Zealanders are south sea poms
this
>poo peelands ACTUALLY believe this
New Zealand is a far, far superior country.
All immigrants should divert to NZ *immediately*
Maoris /Thread
(we could just be one country)
NZ is like 1970s Australia
>A bit too left to be comfortable
>Very stoned
>Reliant on agriculture
>Low on problems
>Grape looking sluts
Generally pretty comfy, but its really hard to find a NZ woman I'd actually want to stick my penor in
Were all poms mate
Go put some shrimps on the barbie steve sepposon
Mfw our govenment might litteraly ship boat people to be settled in New Zealand
>Feels ghood mann
Nz is like a shit more Indian version of Australia with quakes
>why dosent New Zealand celebrate Christmas?
one has 4 soviet stars and the other doesn't
I can't choose a side because I don't have objective facts about Australia.
Nah australians are all muh irish/italian/german heritage wtf i hate britain now republic when replace our flag with obamas face asap
Kiwis are like yeah nah fuck off yanks
>why doesnt new zealand celebrate sorry day?
They're pretty similar.
You don't need a side.
Might as well be the same country.
>All immigrants should divert to NZ *immediately*
How about no you fucking boganfag
Unless you care about a shit sport that only bogans watch that's dominated by coconuts.
You don't need a side.
OP HERE WHICH COUNTRY IS BETTER?
They're the fucking same nigger.
NZ will vote in based Winston Peters next year while Australians will reelect a cuckservative who'll turn their country irreversibly yellow
except one is objectively worse in every way
fuckin traitor
>Peters doing anything apart from splitting the vote and fucking everything up
o i am laffin
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. IS CHINA BETTER?
can't remember the last time anyone has seriously called for a flag change, most people are perfectly happy with what we've got
you lads, on the other hand, went as far as voting on it
>australis are all muh irish/italian/german heritage
think this is bait 2bh
one has six, six pointed stars
the other has
>FOUR
>FUCKING
>SOVIET
>AIRFORCE
>ROUNDELS
Bet you're literally shaking at the idea of winnie blowing all the neoliberal traitors who let your fish faced sort in the fuck out
...
Tbh Australia has better:
Job prospects
Beaches
New Zealand has better:
Natural beauty
Culture
And that's about it
Ah yes, that famed New Zealand "culture"
What culture? No joke, pls explain what it is
>nz
>culture
Yeah but comparatively...
>Australia has better Job prospects
t.2005
it seems like Australians don't get along with the Aborigines but New Zealand has a better relationship with the Maori. Is this accurate?
When did shagging sheep became a culture?
Wew lad
Film
Music
Television
Kiwis decided to bend over and take the long hard Mauri cock pretty early on, it's worked out for them in some ways but they're still wholly cucked by them
We opted for the more traditional "push them out of the way and out of sight" method
I always thought that Maoris are just chilling outside all day long and asking for change if they see someone.
No
Natives are hated everywhere
Ours were decent until they were corrupted by the USA/USSR black power shit
Yeah but 80% of it is for people who has shit taste in culture
Literally what? I have never known any music or TV show feom New Zealand? And the only movies are the ones made by Peter Jackson, that's it. Australia has way more.
It's wonderful really. I was back packing in Hawaii and NZ, the old kanakas on both side spoke fondly of how black rights activism formed modern resistance and protest.
Quite lovely honestly, we just got everyone to say "Fuck this shit, follow the treaties this is our land" feels good. Never had trouble getting rides being black when brown folks were around.
Missing out
>I work with 2 Kiwi Abos (refuse to call them Maori, that is reserved for real islanders)
>they both are leaders in sick days taken
>both are the slowest workers
>both cannot work at a normal pace
>both hate australia
>both of their wives are cheating on them
>both do nothing about it
>both have rampant alcohol problems
>both cannot function without doing some form of drugs or drinking
The coons of New Zealand are just as bad as ours. Just our coons didnt sell all their land for a hammer and a mirror.
Firstly its majority British and Irish, Italians and Germans werent even allowed in my state until the 50s without special concession. We laugh at yanks we just relate to them being large countries that speak english and people remember.
Dosent New Zealand have Maori history month?
New Zealand is our Canada in every sense
T.That one tiny music scene in Dunedin from 20 years ago
I bet youre from Sydney
>long hard Mauri cock
they have tiny penises user
Nah maoris are bro teir
(at least outside queensland) if there were any more maoris in Qld the state would just about sink into the ocean
No just a language week during which our newcasters use maori greetings at the start of the news instead of their normal english ones and literally nothig else
We have no day where we say sorry to out natives and write messages of how sorry we are in sorry books to send to native communites to show how sorry we are unlike Australia
No we have a Maori language week where the news does the weather in Maori
Keeps them happy I guess
>be leaf
>lurk in Aus/NZ threads
>read descriptions of maoris and abbos
>uncanny resemblance to our natives
>petrol huffing, alcohol abuse et al
Really makes you think...
>you speak there languages
Sorry day is just a day on the calendar holy shit.
Speaking native languages on national broadcasts is some german level cuckery
So we are better then. Glad that's settled.
Also objectively worse in many areas and less relevant. Im talking more culturally friendly I guess and more politically left
We don't speak their language, and we don't have any Melbourne level white guilt like you guys do. Also Maori progressed past the stone age unlike your natives.
yep, after the white man gave the biggest tribe some guns and told them to flush out all the other ones :)
Nothing wrong with that :^)
But memes aside they were experienced sailors and had a functioning agricultural system, while abos had a curved stick and some cave paintings
>be kiwi kid in school
>time to do maori shit
>sing songs, draw monsters with big tongues and dicks, weave shit, sculpt shit out of wood with axes and chisels, do war dances
>actually fun
>be australian kid in school
>time to do abo shit
>heres a local homeless man, say sorry to him
>write a message in this book about how sorry and evil you are
>were going on a field trip to an aboriginal community so put on your so sorry shirts kids!
we do the same as you guys tbqh, sorry day is literally just to appease the vocal minority. no one cares
>that gif
I laughed for 20 seconds, fucking hell. I don't even want to know the context or backstory, keeps me guessing
Sounds like the Kiwi is shaking with anger harder than Christchurch
Wait so you guys actually dedicate a holiday just to say sorry to the people who's land you took?
If Americans did that the fucking natives would probably be pissed
what would nz even be sorry about, tho?
Nobodys defending abos and Im from melbournes hipster suburbs without white guilt
neither celebrate christmas during the winter
@68975358
no
maoris > injuns >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal shit > abos
this is FACT, do NOT try to dispute this
We did the same shit and also aboriginal activists are a larger minority than aboriginals themselves
can't stop watching ricky ponting singing lads
Were a much younger country though and Abos were basically cave people without agriculture so they literally couldnt comprehend civilisation therefore theyve had a shit time while we have actually developed the land. Its not even a holiday I usually forget when it happens
What do you do in america with Black history month? no memes im genuinely curious
Summertime Christmas is better desu
>Beaches
>warm weather and visiting family
>backyard sports and Bbqs
all comfy feelings
Hm? Cricket?
>be the wallabies
>lose
Do schools in NZ teach Maori as a second language?
Nobody is defending Abos, Most australians think maoris are alright
What percentage of canadas population is native?
hobbits
>Fugby
Not watching the superior sport AFL
>boganjump
>a real sport
> Make up a sport so you can be the best at it.
Truly the Southern Hemisphere's own Honorary Americans
>>both hate australia
Why don't they go back?
your minimum wage is higher than ours
>petrol huffing
>alcohol abuse
What's with natives keep doing this thing? I mean before colonisation I dont think they even thought about sniffing petrol
>Retard grid iron a real sport
Then why are we better at cricket usually
>bodyarmourball
lol
more like the third langauge. People know it exist and only used by minorities
>Nobody is defending Abos
There are schools here that only teach in maori
But usually its only taught seriously as an elective for high school students in the same way other languages are
Cancelling your work visa while I type.
Hahaha New Zealand is south sea Canada, be real cunt.
le low approval ratings man
disgusting
It's strange but I don't see Aussies and Kiwis as 'foreign', you're basically just Brits desu.