Went out drinking. Woke up with this next to me. To lazy to leave. Hungover. Missed work...

Went out drinking. Woke up with this next to me. To lazy to leave. Hungover. Missed work. What the fuck do I do Sup Forumsros

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She smells good at least

leave
go in late

fuck her

She's not responding. She's breathing though

Cum on her ass, then leave

uhh, take pics of her pussy then stick a finger in her ass

Get face OP.

Also, slowly massage her thighs and ass. Wake her up with ease.

Dicky in mouth.

Ok now I'm fucked. I think we did drugs

What does being responsive or breathing have to do with anything?

lol this might be my friend's girlfriend eleanor

the plot thickens

Jesus piss taking Christ OP, stop worrying about the (possible) drugs and slowly wake her up to fuck her.

what this guy said.

Why? just take em and leave

Cum in ear more fun

Show us those tits OP.

Is this her

I take it you're at her place?

Op is a huge faggot who makes up things

She drugged you, and then fucked you.

I'm sorry, but you're officially a rape victim now.

Yea I think so

Get a straw
Fill it with drugs
Blow it up her ass hole

Pussy pic obviously

Is that a question OP?

No shit OP.

Ok she's moving

did you get his name?

Inb4 it has a dick.

Timestamp next to her and take pic

Let's see a time stamp and her front body to determine tit status

better hope she doesn't wake up and cry rape.
from the looks of it, you're fucked if she does.

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Calling bs. Doesn't know if he is at her place, but pic shows curling iron and other feminine artifacts.

smell her butt

Hnngg, try and move pants to reveal pussy

She laughed when I asked her name

> did drugs
> thinks he's fucked

She is not the only one with a pussy.

take off her underwear

I'm going in

This hurry up OP

Op stop being a beta fuck faggot and get some morning sex time.

well thats disappointing

good luck!!!

Still a chance, could have a godly pussy

Make pics while in

It is his girlfriend, OP is a fag.

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Pretty bad butt, tbh.

nice ass
more?

Still booty pics

Either way nigger, we fucking.

keep posting pics

nice ass
story?

How about you read the fucking thread.

>rustled

Nice

Get in that booty OP!

Ok so this is what you do.
Go into kitchen, make her a bowl of eggs.
Go back to her and while she is crying you hand them to her and tell her, you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all these eggs.

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nice meme

Fag

looks like she could care less

fuck her ass

Kek

You call in sick or no call no show?

Holy shit she's fucking ugly!!!

Show us her tits

I dont think OP is newfag enough.

its still a hole OP

Kek

still no tits OP. You're dissapointing.

looks like you got a mama

It is your girlfriend, dont be a dick to her, also show tits.

you didnt say how you met, not much was written

Hahah, rekt! Should have run when you had the chance.

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Not OP cockfag.

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Fucking hilarious

Lucia?!!
Dude pls take photos of her tattoos i think i know her

Confirm for gf. OP is not getting his dicky sticky

take a bump. sip a beer. commence morning fucking.

show your dick, OP

Looks like she's an illegal immigrant to me. Tell her to make some tacos or GTFO.

ohh sorry its not her

fuck her again

Aw snap is it Coke or meth, or a real suprise?

This is a nice turn.

the twist is she's actually your long term gf
and you're trying to get validated for wanting to leave her.

still wanna see tits and pussy

Dubs does not lie.
A bowl of eggs is ALWAYS the correct answer.

Must be something like this.

lol you probably raw-dogged her too

fuck her and record it

show us your cock on her or fake

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Her names April. Not girlfriend. Here's her vagina

come on Hitler, post them tits.

>sleeping directly on the mattress
nasty ass motherfuckers

We need them tits

Tell her it's time to get back to work. You have been webcasting your escapades all night for work.

Now post a bj video.

Evidently my car is at the bar. She drove me to her place.