You wake up in the morning and this guy is standing at the foot of your bed. What do you do?

You wake up in the morning and this guy is standing at the foot of your bed. What do you do?

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Put a dildo in his butt

Take away his steroids.

So we going to Golds Gym Rich? lets get big commaaan! 4 scoops!

As an American, I legally blow his fucking brains out with a 357.

"Just 5 more minutes mom"

Slapbox?

Ask him how he is standing at the foot of my bed when my bed is pushed against the wall.

greet him and ask why is he herein the first place.

suck his cock

This.

leave humanity behind with him

Inform him that he's one ugly fucker and I'd rather not see him no more.

I curl while he motivate me

Tell him he really needs to work on his traps

It puts the lotion in the basket

Go for the loaded 9mm next to me

Rich Piana is big but has been confirmed to have no strenght whatsoever for someone of his size.. kick his ass

laugh at the size of his legs

Beat the living shit out of him.. a YouTube celeb in my house threatens to lose thousands regardless if he hits me.back or not... he's a punk bitch, people get in his face e all the time

Cofirmed? He bench 405 for 20 reps

COOKIE TIME, RIGHT BABE?

A visit from Rich Piana?
TRAIN ME

Here's hoping the next guy to show up is Bass Rutten

MOAR TRAINING PLZ

If this where true, who cares? Rich himself wouldn't. He is purely training for size, and aesthetics (Which is subjective). He is not a 'strongman' nor a power lifter.

>implying there's a brain inside this thing

Sick gain bro!

Because strength = a good fighter right? LOL. Newfags. Rich is too muscle bound to even throw a punch.. and he slaps like a bitch.

Hire him as a body guard.

I'll do the same as when my rugbyman neighbour came in my room unexpectedly : instant KO. Oops...

The ol´ razzle dazzle

Pray the gods to roll quads

Rich Piana here no one told me that muscles don't look like a 4th graders drawings of a muscle man so I went to the plastic surgeon and told him to give me these implants. Also my chest implants need some touching up because my tits are sagging like a sixty year old woman who breast feed all four of her kids.

Scientifically yes, but probably not used very much

Turn 360 degrees and fall back to sleep

give him a kiss on the cheek and then get ready for the day

>plastic surgeon
The irony here, is you could have accused him of either plastic surgery, or steroids.
Rich Piana not only openly uses steroids, but has several detailed youtube clips related to debunking common myths, and outlining certain personal safety issues while on them.

go to the gym

Yo does anyone know if this mongoloid put synthol in his arms or is that anchor arm look just from the roofs? I'm 6'3 and go the gym 3-4 times a week and work upper body for the past 5 months. I'm getting size but I don't understand how a human can reach cartoon cloud status.

Puncture him. That's Pianoman. Notorious for taking synthol which basically gives you bloated fake muscles

COME ON, BROTHER.

"Ahem, excuse me ?"

shout "GOOD FUCKING MORNING" and go down stair for a shake of real food (doesn't count as a meal tho)

FOUR SCOOPZ

fake plates

I'd ask him to touch the top of his head and laugh while he tries but fails.

Definite synthol use. It's well known that Rich Piana injects himself with it.

He's name is Rich Piana, He has a few video's related to synthol.
youtube.com/watch?v=y2m0ZtwIAug

Short answer, no.
He is all about aesthetics, and synthol destroys that. He does openly cycle roids however.

8 SCOOPS

"rich go back to america theres not enough steroids here."

id be thoroughly surprised at my new gym trainers enthusiasm to the point in which he breaks into my house, and stands at the foot of my bed while doing curls , waiting for me to rise.

its collagen in his arms which he can't remove

ALL HAIL THE NATTY KING, COMMENCE THE NATTY ANTHEM SHOOP-AH

Gotta confuse the interwebs by coming to Sup Forums right babe?

This guy is an idiot. I think he also uses synthol

Shoot him

Put on my dragon suit. Obviously. Gtfo.

Have noodles for breakfast

>You wake up in the morning and this guy is standing at the foot of your bed. What do you do?

Pull the .44 out from under my pillow and ask him politely to GTFO of my house.

Pull my .45 from under my pillow and empty it at him

Laugh.

Tell him he has nice eyes.

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tell him to gtfo or make my boner go away. no peanut gallery when i'm jackin it

You don't take synthol, you inject it.

Dicks gotta hang below the balls, right babe?

Tell him thanks for mowing the lawn, cleaning the car, and let him know he's a good butler.
We then discuss his P.O.S. baby's mom.

wake up and tell Sup Forums about it. hope he doesn't have a gun

I'd say "good mooooorning, godammit!"

Tell him he doesn't have to worry about skipping back day anymore and shoot him.

Ask him to sell me some Tren.

LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

objectively correct answer here

dat pic

Tell him how oddly proportioned he looks, Op.

kurt angle sucks

Considering the number american's in this thread, counted by the "Mah gunz" post's, it's a little ironic how many times
>Tell him how oddly proportioned he looks
Has been used by these 'average americans'

european bait is always the lowest tier of shitbait

Wake up again.

Draw my katana, teleport behind him, and bisect him with a single swing.

Because that's the kind of shit that would have to be pulled for someone to be randomly standing in front of my bed in the morning.

>ITT
>wake me up
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>can't wake up
BEFORE I CALL A RIDE
>can't wake up
SAVE ME FROM THE MUSCLES IN MY ROOM

>Video's

I'm from England actually you fucking tard. Tell me he doesn't look like his arms are overworked compared to the rest of him?

Kek

Ask him to share the ROIDS

SPOOKY
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Its time to hit the gym again

You missed the *He's / His
Bad grammar nazi. Bad.

Tell him to finish mowing the lawn.

Ask if he is my made coach
I want to be a prom queen

Canadian?

Ask if he brought the scoops

Get out a piece of paper and cut him with it, then watch him bleed to death.

Cut his right arm and then he die

Say what's up?

...

Do a 360.

Thanks for pointing that out.

360 and leave

Say: "How did you get in my house? Please leave or I will be forced to alert the authorities."

6 SCOOPS for 8 hour arms day

CMON