Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
Like how do I lure him into going shopping with me and my boyfriend while he carries my shopping bags and pay for the items while me and my boyfriend hold hands? Sometimes he doesn't come if he knows my boyfriend is gonna be there, so I should lure him. Any techniques?
Pic related. That's me and my boyfriend with my friendzoned pet serving as my back rest.
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why would anyone be friendzoned by an ugly emo
Promise him a handie or BJ or something, then don't deliver.
Wow, your boyfriend is a lucky guy...
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You are a twisted cunt. any guy dumb enough to get mixed up with you deserves better. fuckin skag.
Tits or gtfo you dumb slut.
If this is real. Kill yourself. Nobody wants you. Cut out your vagina and have your parents auction it to make back a return on your ass.
It's not real. It's the same retarded OP from yesterday and i think the day before. This entire thread has been copy pasted before. Stale spaghetti.
Tits or gtfo
Cut your self to death emo whore
change from "friend" to "faggot" zone instead
Why do you faggots take this bait everyday
Become attractive and charming
Kill yourself slut, Sup Forums is for Sup Forumsros.. and faggots.
Tits with timestamp or this is just another falsity.
>female
>no tits
post tits and then we will help you
gr8 b8 m8
If this shit's real you deserve to burn...
ITT: pubertal edgy behavior of a grill thats going to end up with a caramel baby anyway
>That's me and my boyfriend
No. It isn't.
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That should be /lgbt/ you autistic aborted human garbage in denial
If this is real i hope he goes full retard and rape until death sack of shit
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This and an ultimatum if it feels like the right time.
Tits or gtfo.
That takes up so much room. You should be ashamed to be alive
Taste & See that the Lord IS Good!
This is a bait thread, made by a petty friendzoned teenager to circlejerk about how much women are evil.
Femanons don't actually do shit like this, and the writing style is far more tear-and-cheeto-stained 14 year old than anything else.
Use your damn heads, Sup Forums.
O hey, it's this shitty bait from yesterday. How delightful!
You don't even know what a cuckold is
Low lel
Do you expe... fuck, I almost fell for it. Here's the (You)
tits or gtfo
fuckin fag
FAKE AND SHIT!
I READ THIS SHIT ON THE SHITTER THIS MORNING BEFORE I WENT TO WORK.
LEARN THE MEANING OF CUCK AND GTFO Sup Forums
THIS HAS BECOME FAR SADDER THAN ANY WHITE NIGHT WHO POSTS ABOUT HOW AWFUL OF A PERSON YOU ARE.
ALSO I HOPE THIS IS TRUE AND ONE DAY YOU ARE ALONE WITH HIM AND LONG STORY SHORT, HE FACE FUCKS YOUR CORPSE. (Caps because fuck you)
>Sup Forums is for Sup Forumsros
Oh summer, how we missed you
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>taking the b8 this hard
How much of a fucking newfag can you be
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Heres some man-nipple for you, gayboi
people love throwing that word around these days though
Is it summer already?
fake and gay
> dibs bedora
Do you actually think that's something we say
suck his dick
This fucking pic is way too old, fucking coypasta
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This thread...
>How much of a fucking newfag can you be
OH, HEY!
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE OLDFAGS I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW DO I BECOME AN OLDFAG LIKE YOU? DO I HAVE TO DO SOME SORT OF RITUAL WERE I GET PADDLED ON THE ASS?
PLEASE SAY I GET PADDLED ON THE ASS.
THAT WOULD BE SO HAWT.
I CAN FEEL MY WILLY TWITCHING JUST THINKING ABOUT BEEN PADDLED BY YOU.
ONCE I AM INITIATED WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PADDLE YOU BACK?
Great copypasta.
Newfag is a state of being, not a quantifiable marker. You stop being a newfag when you stop getting baited, when you make threads that aren't ass, when you've been around long enough that most shit just washes over you.
Some people become, if not oldfags, then non-newfags within a matter of months. Others never will stop being newfags.