Cicada penis

Cicada penis.
Bzzzzzt

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What

Oh gawd! How are you not freaking out??

Let it go.

Sharp as a needle, he was willing to use it as a weapon too

best thread all day

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I clipped his wings

OP you should try to fuck it

It looks like he would just stab me with it

More dick pics

Best fap material all day

>tweezers
>masterbate it
>???
>does it come

turn your camera focus to MACRO

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MACROOOOOO

Wat

That will make if not focus on your shitty white wall

where did you purchase the HD potato you are using to take these pics? I must have one.

This is the most original thread I've ever seen

Do it

"They might try to pierce and suck you, but don’t worry, they aren’t Vampires nor are they malicious or angry — they’re just ignorant and think you’re a tree."

The wind blew him away, gotta fetch

Aww...
das cute

Dollar store, Alcatel pixi $20

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Do something with him

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So I'm guessing it doesn't have a macro focus, or portrait and landscape focus? A face or landscape respectively

Can you put it on the floor and then take a pic? thats the only thing your potato gets focus on.

On second thought that probably wasn't the best idea. Could try torture?

Well? Any cicada juices yet?

Not that I'm ungrateful or anything.

Give him some of your beer but don't accidentally kill him

I'm trying but it's not going to happen.
Google cicada penises you weirdo.

He is confused, these things don't really know how to drink fluids though

BURN HE

If you want to try torture, hold him under water for a little then pull him back up to breathe

Time to go grill I guess
Let me smoke and 5 mins HE BURNS

naw naw
put a small toilette over its face and drop water on it in small amounts and periodically take off the toilette

No torture but zippo fluid liberally applied, quick and easy.
God I hope these things don't have feelings, picking it up by the dick with tweezers and shit.

You know you can eat these things right?
If dubs then make a meal out of it.

Cleanse it in the fires of our lord, for the night is dark and full of terrors

Someone said they taste like peanut butter but I'm not eating this thing, you want me to get my tongue pierced with cicada dick?

You can eat anything if you try hard enough user. But OP, you should eat it after grilling if you're into that

No. Four mins to grill.

copy that 10-4

Bump for cicada sacrifices to our dark lord satan

>unfocused pic
bzzzzt

Burn the non believer!

Cut the dick part off and make it a wall decoration. Proceed to making meal put of cicada bro. You can even use ketchup if you need

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good night sweet meep

DIE!

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Cicada sacrifice commencing soon. Prepare your buttholes anons

thats a rubber toy you can't fool me OP prove its real bugfucker.

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Thanks for the thread OP
Was entertaining

Rip

Rip.

For the record I did not keep the cicada penis as a trophy.

Rip

It was a spoil of victory

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But it was not useful.
Inb4 junkies start shooting up with cicada dicks.

...why?

happy final

He did not die in vain

I didn't even want to do it but that needle dick really fucking spooked me.

How does it combust so well

A husk of his former self.

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Eat please

mmmm... crispy... eat it, OP :)

I just soaked him in lighter fluid so not really. I can put him in my mouth though.

DO IT

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Most of that fluid also probably burned off with the fire anyways.