What does Sup Forums have behind or near their bed?

What does Sup Forums have behind or near their bed?

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OP's mom

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A wall.

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Found in a house clearance about 10 years ago has some mudslime writing on it unsure of origin.

Kyriacos? Use to have a friend that did the exact same shit as you when we were kids.

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Watch, OTF knife and ring

a shotgun because im not an underage fag playing with knives

I have a spare exhaust manifold with catalytic converters for my car. It's under my bed. My apartment could have had more storage space.

dust

It's in my pocket right now

Dustbunnies.

>what autism looks like

P95 ruger

>Lord of the ring knife

That's so fucking gay

Half pint of something at all times

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you should take that back to the flea market and get your 5 bucks back

kek
and also true

Leatherman wave, for general stuff

It's actually 10 dollars, thank you very much. It ain't fancy but if I really needed to fuck someone up, it would get the job done. With enough force I can drive the other end of a spoon into your neck

Did you make the handleduster yourself, and what's with the splooge?

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What if you had a dream and accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else in your sleep? Like sleep stabbing or some shit?

Why do you faggots all sleep with weapons next to your beds? I got a fleshlight and lube.

>look out we got an edgelord over here
with enough force i can drive my dick into your ass

your knife is shit and i am willing to bet you are underage b&

Condoms you fucking cringe

What is that? Brass? That's a letter opener.

In case you wanted to murder yourself in a comfortable laying position.

Bottle of poppers.

my teddy

You guys are stupid as hell.
I had a friend who was into knives.
He put one through someone's side 2 months ago and killed them.
Currently he is in jail awaiting trial for a murder charge.
Stabbed them ONCE.

Fucking idiots.

a drum rack piece
a stuff that's slightly asian and dull that I bought
a french bayonette

Can o' pee.

I've got that

forgot the picture

bet it felt sweet tho

steel rod from a printer

THAT'S NOT A KNIFE

>airgun

hahaha beta fag

Nice

An air rifle ?
What you gonna do - mildly annoy someone with it ?

>my teddy
my niggah

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Probably not , he was an extremely capable lad who could have handled the situation without a knife. If he had done that he wouldn't be in a cell.

oi oi

Nice SA dagger. Is it real or reproduction?

bayonet's nice and probably antic, ww2 right ?
The rest is ridiculous.

COOOOOOOLD STEEEEEEL

Dad's got his gun cabinet about a step away from his bed
2 shotties and a rifle in there, plenty of rounds too

Shame we're britfags, he can't use them in self defence if someone breaks into his house

Looks indonesian

dirt

Dead hooker.

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Wow so most you here on Sup Forums are all newfags. I have a 870 express pump 12 gauge that I bought when I was 19...in 1992 before you young soon to beta chucks were born

check'd

Can you smell summer?

A keep a cricket bat next to my bed because I'm not a massive edgelord

Cucks

Nine iron

Too lazy to take a pic, but a billy club. I wrapped duct tape around it, in case I have to bloody someone up, and need to hide evidence.

Normally sleep with this under my pillow, do have anything beside my bed.

Random shit

hahahaha fucking underage faggot
look at the shit on his shelves and around the bed
you are definitely not old enough to be here

you could crack a skull with it

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P22 Walther

It sits about 2 feet from my bed.

Empty beer cans

WW1
WW2 didn't have that hook anymore.

What makes you think that ?

some cheap broken scimitar looking thing that i ground down to be smaller. one of those basses would probably be a better choice to be honest

I feel bad for people that live in a country where you feel the need to have a fucking weapon next to your bed incase you need to defend yourself.
That's just sad and depressing.

how cringe of you.
Of course I haven't been to Bud K's Ninja College so I wouldn't know how to use one of those.
Is that one of the decent cold steel knives that is made in Japan?

>All these weapons

What kind of shithole do you live in that you need to have protection by your side while you sleep?

Sunnyslope

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Fucking purest of keks.

I'm sure the ladies are much happier to see you are a Naruto fan with knives next to the bed, instead of a box of dildos and vibes like a fan of the ladies would have.
No box of sex toys, tells women that you are pure and untouched by other women.. It also suggest you know how to collect pokemon.
Do you also have a Star Trek uniform or a fur suit?

swords...extendable batons, knives and sai, my killer instinct, my edgyness...oh and my trusty fedora of course...

kek

only one string on the bass. typical bassist.

e e e e e e e e e

not supposed to share sex toys so even if I had a box of them..what self respecting whore is gonna wanna jam herself with a dildo some other whore used and that me, being a naruto loving faggot, probably didnt wash or sterilize...

ahah well played m'lady

you don't mind putting the restaurants silverware in your mouth when eating out.
so why mind cleaned toys.

1. The "whore" is probably fine with doing that if she just pulled out of the other "whore".
2. By silicone and just run them through your dishwasher like everyone else does.

For the LULZ invite a date over and tell her she can get a clean plate out of the dishwasher.

>2. By silicone and just run them through your dishwasher like everyone else does.
ew who does this?

1187 w/ 18" barrel. Plug removed. Stock cut down. 6 rounds in sidecar

iPhone charger
TP
glass of water/juice/soda or whatever I have at the moment.

drinking soda in bed...
fucking nigga

People who have sex with lots of women so most men and women.

>doesn't look at the other two
It's my old first one, the single string is to keep tension on the neck to prevent bowing.

44. Magnum

A dildo

I'm not drinking galons of soda, 1 or 2 sips, fuck around in the phone, take 2 sips more and go to sleep, the whole glass is there the next morning for my pills.

I usually just have a phone charger and a lamp behind/near my bed.

Mostly because I'm not some crack-addled, paranoid, fifteen year old who's afraid of phantom marauders who can get through a locked door without making any noise.

>beta chucks

Myself

A vagina, you paranoid lonely cousinfuckers.