Daenerys Targaryen has the worst story line in Game of Thrones...

Daenerys Targaryen has the worst story line in Game of Thrones. The bitch has DRAGONS and an ARMY and MERCENARIES but she still jacks off.
What would you do if you were the Father/Mother of dragons, Sup Forums?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=h4Tl7pqtwqg&feature=youtu.be
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_in_warfare#Fighting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_dog
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

jack off

Same, but I'd jack off all over Westoros.
Then I'd melt down that ugly ass chair and replace it with a decent one.

jack off

Sex with the dragons

Masturbate

Sex with daenerys or fuck up westerns and make Sansa my whore or both, I dunno I'd fuck a lot of whores

Westeros*

Make my servents jack off for me

I'd make male servants rape females ones in front of me while cercesi sucks my cock repeatedly

>I'd fuck a lot of whores
That's a good way to get killed.

>mfw there is a sea between her and westeros and they have no ships.

Ramsay is the worst part of the show so I disagree with you

Ramsay is a badass who takes initiative. He's also alpha af. So I don't know what you're crying about.

Ships exist. The runs a city (last I watched) Bitch is probably rolling in gold. Fucking buy some. How can people be this retarded?

She can fly on her dragons to Westeros m8

Even I can see how stupid this is.
>"Hey guys watch my army and city, I'm going to fly to Westeros alone."

Dragons can make trips back and forth to get all the troops

This.
And this.
Retard. She needs several hundred ships. Battle ships - not fishing boats, mind you.

that would take a long ass time...

So stupid it has to be bait

A joke, newfriend. Just a joke.

Do you have any idea how fucking long that would take? She's probably got the biggest army ever seen between the unsullied, second sons, and now the entire dorthraki khalisar.

Never mind then. Lol

Hi how do i upvote on this website pls help

Nobody is saying she should pack up and move to Westeros. Just take two, three ships at most. Hire some pirates if you need the extra help. And start talking holds.

your fedora is showing

>implying you ever accomplished a fucking thing when you were 13 years old

Cont. Get a foothold in Westeros, then start a supply line.

Give me an army and some dragons. I'll show you what I can do then.

Go to www(period)pornsocket(period)com". Then click on "Media" at the top of the page. On the next page there is a search field marked "Search Filter". Type "Cupcake" in the search field and hit ENTER. Watch any video on the results page to gain privileged access to hidden Sup Forums Reddit features (including the ability to upvote posts).

you have no idea how child-like and hilarious that sounds.

He's a Mary sue with extreme plot armor and he's boring as fuck. he gets away with everything for no reason, Theon's sister doesn't kill him for no reason at all and then just casually walks away, he's chaotic stupid(evil) edgelord trash. if you like him you're just an idiot

:^)

Everyone in Westeros is aware of Daenerys, and is anxiously awaiting her arrival. Rumors of her dragons and armies are already everywhere.

If anyone heard of a few hundred Unsullied suddenly showing up on the shore taking siege to a castle they would send their entire army immediately to crush them.

made me genuinely lol

>he gets away with everything for no reason
Nigger do you even watch this show? Most of the "bad guys" get away with everything they do. And do you even know what a Mary Sue is? Is your opinion of Ramsay that high?

I did think about this. What if she were to invade during or after winter? Assuming the white walkers don't kill everyone.

>worst part of the show
>doesn't mention sand snakes or Jamie and Bronn's excellent Dorne Adventure

>Mary Sue
Does not apply to Ramsay. Stop being a mindless fanboy.

>he gets away with everything for no reason
He was the heir apparent of House Bolton - a house famed for flaying their enemies.

>Theon's sister doesn't kill him for no reason
What would have happened to her if she did? Dead, you see.

>and then just casually walks away
You mean barely escaped with her life?

The unsullied aren't trained to fight in harsh winter conditions. They'd get their ass handed to them. Especially without home field advantage.

Are you fucking kidding shes the only reason i watch the show asshole

Yeah cause tits! Haha, bro! High five!

kys

Best part fag

>barely escaped with her life
>from fucking dogs
There is absolutely no reason even unarmed humans would have had any trouble with dogs, let alone armed and armoured ironborn warriors, the 'best killers' from the Isles. They're dogs. Have you ever fought a dog? They're not exactly bears. Honestly that was the stupidest shit on the show yet.

>Have you ever fought a dog?
Dogs you moron. Plural. And I don't imagine you've ever fought a dog either, so don't pretend you're the authority on the subject.

the ironborn are not what you would call disciplined or able.

I'd honestly say they are worse than wildlings. At least they can adapt. All the iron born do is loot and occasionally raid a town.

They're only useful in a naval fight, otherwise they're pussies.

thank you. Fucking Ramsay cock sniffers pls go write your shadow the edgehog fan fiction and tip your fedoras elsewhere

How is Ramsay edgy? If anybody was edgy it was Joffery. Quit being a crying SJW. "Ramsay raped my waifu, waaa!"

yeah she is boring, wish the masters would just wipe her out

sad part is i know they wont, and it will be the same old the good guys win at the last minute bullshit, as always with her story line

>having dragons
That's a good way to stay alive.

Sup Forums is that way they have got generals and everything

>They're dogs. Have you ever fought a dog?
In medieval times, dogs were frequently used in battles. Battle trained war dogs are something different than your neighbor's poodle...

Dragons won't stop the bitch you're fucking from plunging a dagger in your heart, or poisoning you.

the mental torturer bit has been done to death and that sort of behavior is exactly what edgelords try to emulate.

You're so cool. Can I suck your dick?

I love that you say that like this shit has literally happened to you

One swordsman would be more than enough for every three or four dogs, and that's assuming these are the most vicious badass bitches around. You don't need to be an expert on fighting to see the difference in capability between humans and fucking dogs. That threat was STUPID even for Ramsay to do.

Dogs were used to hunt. Only an idiot would waste trained dogs on a battlefield, since they would die and be little more than a minor distraction. I can believe it happened (people are idiots) but doubt it would be effective.

That's an easy one...two chick's at the same time. Next question please.

>what edgelords try to emulate
Ramsay doesn't try. Ramsay will fuck your bitch and smile at you while doing it.

>SJW
I'm so tired of that retarded term.

What? Nigga do you even watch GoT?

Wouldn't go to Westeros. Not if I had to bring over the Dothraki. They wouldn't assimilate. 100 thousand savages in a place with a fucked up economy and food shortages? First I would reach out to the North, Riverlands, the Vale, and Dorne and make an alliance. After things had settled I would just take my dragons and do bombing runs north of the wall and systematically take out the White Walkers.

>Only an idiot would waste trained dogs on a battlefield
Oh, I didn't know you had a military academy degree. Look guys! We have a real commander over here!

The new episode of Game of Thrones

Wanna see her nude?

youtube.com/watch?v=h4Tl7pqtwqg&feature=youtu.be

You'd be surprised what having dragons will do, would you kill the only human alive that could control the only 3 dragons alive, the only parent they have too?
Now that's a good way to die.

To sum up, on a deadly scale:

Pissing off dragons > fucking whores

>Ramsay doesn't try
you know you're talking about a tv show and a character played by an ACTOR right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_in_warfare#Fighting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_dog

yeah and I've read the books. You sounded exactly like Jorah if he was 200 pounds heavier wearing a fedora

Trained dogs are a big investment, numbnuts. It takes time to train hunting dogs properly and so they were an expensive commodity, being an animal trainer was a valued skill in medieval times. I may not be a military tactician but I do know animals. Packs of fucking dogs would not serve any real purpose against men with spears, swords and axes.

Dogs don't wait for you to dispatch with one before moving in to attack you. Dogs you jump you, and start ripping you to pieces.

Within a story setting. If you're trying to get technical now you've obviously run out of arguments.

>I may not be a military tactician
Exactly.
>but I do know animals
No, you don't.

Please, have a quick look at recorded history and see how fucking wrong your stupid face is about everything.

I think you're grossly overestimating what one man can do with a blade/spear.

>There is absolutely no reason even unarmed humans would have had any trouble with dogs
Lol you're so retarded. So every police force in the world is doing it wrong then?

How has nobody mentioned that the dragons don't listen very well?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_dog
Did you read the articles? No hard evidence of this shit working except as a delaying tactic or warning system for the actual soldiers

Yes, with enough dogs they can take down ONE guy... doesn't mean this makes any fucking sense. Did you even see the situation in the Asha vs Ramsay fight?

Yes, I do know animals, believe it or not.

I think you're grossly overestimating what a fucking dog can do to a grown man.

Yes, dogs are used for hunting, including manhunts. They're not berserkers and a whole pack of K9 units can get killed by one drugged up psycho with a knife.

We're busy arguing over Ramsay's dogs.

>Yes, dogs are used for hunting, including manhunts.
So perhaps it wasn't so stupid of Ramsay to send his dogs after Sansa after all? You retarded shit.

just keeping your delusional shit in check, really

There's just one idiot saying lots of stupid shit, and we're trying to make him realize he's an idiot.

I'm talking about the fight with Asha and her warriors trying to rescue Theon... didn't mention Sansa. You fucking moron.

Delusional? For talking about a story from a TV show/book?
kys

If you had any experience with dogs, especially guard dogs, you would know that they are not for fighting people because people can win so easily. They're dogs, think about their bodies and ours, their behaviour and ours. Every advantage is ours. If we have weapons it's not even a contest.

Right. So every prison in the world is doing it wrong then? Guard dogs aren't worth shit, right? They're all morons for using them? And the soldiers are useless because they get subdued by trained war dogs?

Keep sucking my dick please.

yes her story is shit, but you obviously never paid attention. she is 14 when drogo fucks her. 14 when he dies. she had no real person teach her anything until recent events. she is just an ordinary fucktard who never been taught by parents.

>prisons keep dogs for the purpose of fighting prisoners
they have rifles you dumbass, dogs are an alarm system

The mental handicap is strong in this one.

no, for saying "Ramsay will fuck your bitch and smile at you while doing it"

That's some cock-sucking fanaticism, which is delusional, faggot

>dogs are an alarm system
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaah

dogs werent the only thing there. they had a set time before troops arrived. ffs stop shit posting

Whatever nigger, you don't know shit about dogs. You can put a dog out of commission with one kick, dogs need to SWARM an adult man to hope to kill him.

>Have you ever fought a dog? They're not exactly bears.
Have you seen battle dogs in action? Like pitbulls and such? They go all out, don't even care if they go hurt, they just go to fucking kill you. I've seen 1 dog mutilating 4 guys at once and they would've been killed if a 5th dude didn't shot the dog. Big angry dogs are no joke.

>1 dog mutilating 4 guys
That is so fucking humiliating for those guys, I don't care what kind of dog it was their bodies are FRAIL they're nothing like humans who are comparitively very difficult to cripple

I think she was 13 in the books, but they made all the characters a bit older in the show. Her, Jon, Robb are all around 17 in the first season. That way the could rape Dany and show her tits and have the boys murdering people without people bitching.

>You can put a dog out of commission with one kick
No, you can. Because you're the Dragon Warrior who's foes litter the ground. Dogs are no match for such ferocity and skill.

A fifteen year old could do it. It is a DOG. I can't believe you guys think these are dangerous animals. There is a reason wolves don't kill people.

this is either a bait or you're just fucking stupid

>That is so fucking humiliating for those guys
The Dragon Warrior has spoken. He is most displeased with your inferior combat abilities. Being bested by mere beasts. Pah! Let him show you how it's done!

stop being a SJW and just form pacts with the greasiest, most vile and evil cunts, then use their power to get to westeros and fuck cersei lannister in her raw butthole with kings landing burns. then take the rest of the world