FIRST TIME JACKING OFF AT THE AGE OF 25, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY WIENER

FIRST TIME JACKING OFF AT THE AGE OF 25, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY WIENER

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christ

Looks like its hidden in that mound of fat.

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Dude what the fuck is wrong with your cock.. I can't believe that thing looks like that . Your probably a fucking freak who mutilates your own cock.. U goanna chop it off next and eat it? Because of one thrill you wanted? Than what ?your fucked for life..and a cock sucker forever

Wtf is that mushroom cock? Man your parents must of fucked in Chernobyl and that happened .. U should probably just chop it off and get a pussy .. Cause no botch is goanna suck that thing

OP just save yourself the trouble and cut it of.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
looks like a combination of the two

youtu.be/gvJZ6J5cNKM

This is what's wrong with your weener

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ITT: Spontaneous fetishists' electronic orgy

Same fag but still funny.

looks like you have a tiny dick m8

Alex?

yup. who dis?

Your about to get ripped off dude

proof it's u lad

that looks bad i mean i have 5 inch dick and i feel bad about that but this is worse then my problem

HAHAHAHAHA

It's literally just tip

What weiner?

That looks like a mushroom.

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Micro penis?

Can you even have kids?

...Whatever..

At least you've found it

It's tiny. You'll never get a woman off with thing. Poor fella. Here I've been lamenting the loss of an inch due to age. From 7 to 6. But I got a 80 degree bend in it due to a stroke and my wife loves it. Feels wide to her now. But that thing? You need medical attention. Implants man. Look into it.

That's called a clitoris, user.
Congratulations, you have a girl!

gr8b8m8r8 8/8

lol, its tiny, and not getting enough of a blood supply. so it's not doing you, or anyone else any good

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This is honestly the last place I'd expect to see Squall.

The fuck is that?

If you EVER fuck a chick (which wont ever happen m8)So just go fuck a prostitute...

I can already see how it would happen...

>Oh user-kun,put ur big cock in me!!
>[inserts tiny mutant dick]
>WTF? I told u to put ur hole cock,not just the tip!!
>THIS IS ALL THERE IS!!!
>unbelievable!! Id tell you to pay me extra,but ur dick so smol youre not even a boy!!
>bitchslap
>prostitute leaves

> That dick
Say, would you be interested in the exciting world of bottoming?

Shamefully my penis isn't much bigger than it is in OP's pic when flaccid. I'd say I'm around 5.5 inches when erect though. I've had a few girlfriends in my time whom have never complained once about my size, so I guess there's hope if you just don't date hoes.

I'm married now and have a child on the way. Don't cut it off yet OP.

Fucking bait, timestamp faggot.